Somebody post the athletic story Kurz just posted on twitter
- Vukota

https://www.theonion.com/...hird-world-cup-1819568544

I wasn’t.
- Wildschwein

Didn't miss much same speculation we have been talking about for weeks lol

https://www.theonion.com/somalia-defeats-rwanda-to-win-third-world-cup-1819568544
- eichiefs9

I saw the onion in the link and didn't even bother opening it

I saw the onion in the link and didn't even bother opening it

- Vukota

Just read it, it's one of the funniest articles ever

Just read it, it's one of the funniest articles ever
- eichiefs9

The host city of the 2006 Developing Nations Football Championship erupted in cheers that nearly drowned out the cries of the starving and wounded Tuesday when the underdog Somali side, playing four down due to injuries and landmines, outlasted the more experienced if disease-ridden Rwandans 1-0 to win the inaugural Third-World Cup.

It seemed like nothing could stop us in the title match—not the great Rwandan defender Bimenyimana, not the mortar strikes, not the rotting cow in midfield, not dysentery…nothing."

The host city of the 2006 Developing Nations Football Championship erupted in cheers that nearly drowned out the cries of the starving and wounded Tuesday when the underdog Somali side, playing four down due to injuries and landmines, outlasted the more experienced if disease-ridden Rwandans 1-0 to win the inaugural Third-World Cup.


- Vukota

"This is a relatively great day for Somalia," said team captain Omar Bin-Shakur, the seasoned veteran whose rise from squalor in the violent ghettoes of Mogadishu to stardom in the squalid and violent ghettoes of the Sudan is already passing into legend. "It seemed like nothing could stop us in the title match—not the great Rwandan defender Bimenyimana, not the mortar strikes, not the rotting cow in midfield, not dysentery…nothing."

"This is a relatively great day for Somalia," said team captain Omar Bin-Shakur, the seasoned veteran whose rise from squalor in the violent ghettoes of Mogadishu to stardom in the squalid and violent ghettoes of the Sudan is already passing into legend. "It seemed like nothing could stop us in the title match—not the great Rwandan defender Bimenyimana, not the mortar strikes, not the rotting cow in midfield, not dysentery…nothing."


- eichiefs9

Hilarious

Because Canucks fans are facking delusional and think the Isles are trading him there to free up money
- Vukota

Barzal was trending last week for the same reason

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- Vukota

And my guess is we'll hate at least 3 of them.

And my guess is we'll hate at least 3 of them.
- PeteM

Only 3?

And my guess is we'll hate at least 3 of them.
- PeteM

Chara, Greene, and Kadri.

Chara, Greene, and Kadri.
- Cptmjl

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