i hear it's best to run in a serpentine pattern.
- kicksave856

bah, doesn't matter, my lethal Quebecer midget ninja strikes never miss their target.

bah, doesn't matter, my lethal Quebecer midget ninja strikes never miss their target.
- Pat1993

low center of gravity probably does help you steady yourself before shooting.

sniper pat.

low center of gravity probably does help you steady yourself before shooting.

sniper pat.
- kicksave856

- Pat1993

i was going to make a camouflage-wearing version of your avatar but it seems like too much work for me right now.

i was going to make a camouflage-wearing version of your avatar but it seems like too much work for me right now.
- kicksave856

yeah that does sound like a ton of work, even if you have time to spare lol...

it's a cool concept though, I might consider it and turn it into a little tribute to all those folks in Ukraine defending their country.

yeah that does sound like a ton of work, even if you have time to spare lol...

it's a cool concept though, I might consider it and turn it into a little tribute to all those folks in Ukraine defending their country.
- Pat1993

oh nice

- deadpoulet

i had sausage bolognese and then some fig and prosciutto pizza.

2 sawbone swoosh ipa's.

no chicken!

i had sausage bolognese and then some fig and prosciutto pizza.

2 sawbone swoosh ipa's.

no chicken!
- kicksave856

keep it up

keep it up
- deadpoulet

ty, friend. i will do my best.

hmm, my father hasn't always been very faithful, perhaps we are long lost brothers...

also, he should post here more often, this thread could use some of these HB skills and expertise.
- Pat1993

he has 37 kids to mind

he has 37 kids to mind
- Gramps28

and neglects all of them to steal gifs

he has 37 kids to mind
- Gramps28

well then he just needs to put the older ones in charge of the younger ones, and then he'll have plenty of time for more important matters such as HB. pretty simple.

besides, when you have that many kids it isn't the end of the world if you lose one or two...

well then he just needs to put the older ones in charge of the younger ones, and then he'll have plenty of time for more important matters such as HB. pretty simple.

besides, when you have that many kids it isn't the end of the world if you lose one or two...
- Pat1993

and neglects all of them to steal gifs
- mr.peanut

a bunch of kids were neglected and exploited so that you can have a nice cell phone, it's only fair if others are neglected so that we can have nice gifs in here.

a bunch of kids were neglected and exploited so that you can have a nice cell phone, it's only fair if others are neglected so that we can have nice gifs in here.
- Pat1993

I agree with most of this

a bunch of kids were neglected and exploited so that you can have a nice cell phone, it's only fair if others are neglected so that we can have nice gifs in here.
- Pat1993

Depends on which kids

I agree with most of this
- deadpoulet

You will feel different once you get your iPhone 14 Pro Max

a bunch of kids were neglected and exploited so that you can have a nice cell phone, it's only fair if others are neglected so that we can have nice gifs in here.
- Pat1993

Harsh, but fair

Harsh, but fair
- Réal_Ruelle

smartphones would be much more expensive if life wasn't cruel and completely arbitrary.

smartphones would be much more expensive if life wasn't cruel and completely arbitrary.
- Pat1993

It would less cruel if smartphones weren't making people dumber

It would less cruel if smartphones weren't making people dumber
- mr.peanut

yeah, they can be useful for so many things yet they can become profoundly mind-numbing depending on how you use them.

You will feel different once you get your iPhone 14 Pro Max
- mr.peanut

I'm a chicken

I'm a chicken
- deadpoulet

But a baller one with that phone

yeah, they can be useful for so many things yet they can become profoundly mind-numbing depending on how you use them.
- Pat1993

Most people use them for the mind numbing stuff. They don't even explore its capabilities