Football is back
- TheMussel

How drunk do you have to be to make football watchable? I enjoy the play but 14 minutes of action in a 3 hour telecast is hard to take and I can only listen to guys fellate Josh Allen for so long.

She picked the Dolphins, because we both love marine animals. So that can now officially be considered a lock. You're welcome fellas.
- Zezel

My kid is a Ravens fan; the only team named after a poem.

Football is back
- TheMussel

Ugh, was enjoying not seeing any NFL highlights or games populating the airwaves.

How drunk do you have to be to make football watchable? I enjoy the play but 14 minutes of action in a 3 hour telecast is hard to take and I can only listen to guys fellate Josh Allen for so long.
- Canada Cup

Record the game and fast forward through the BS..

Same.

Not quite sure how Amirov is not seen as a better prospect than this guy, despite everything.
- Scabeh

If I had to guess, it's because MiB has no clue what he's doing. Just throwing names out.

My kid is a Ravens fan; the only team named after a poem.
- Canada Cup

Seriously, they're named after Poe's poem? Cause that rules. Poe is my favourite writer.

Although they should have called them the Baltimore Masque of Red Death. Savage.

Ugh, was enjoying not seeing any NFL highlights or games populating the airwaves.
- Fakepartofme

I'm looking forward to Major League Boreball winding down.

Record the game and fast forward through the BS..
- bixll

Or just catch highlights

Seriously, they're named after Poe's poem? Cause that rules. Poe is my favourite writer.

Although they should have called them the Baltimore Masque of Red Death. Savage.
- Zezel

I’ve always assumed they were. Eddie was a Baltimore boy. I got a kick out of listening to my kid try to convince his gf how romantic a trip to Baltimore to see his Ravens play would be. Didn’t work.

Here’s my favourite song about Baltimore.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8V4NoboSq6w

I’ve always assumed they were. Eddie was a Baltimore boy. I got a kick out of listening to my kid try to convince his gf how romantic a trip to Baltimore to see his Ravens play would be. Didn’t work.

Here’s my favourite song about Baltimore.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8V4NoboSq6w
- Canada Cup

I mean...shared trauma is romantic in a way, so Baltimore could work I guess.

Seriously, they're named after Poe's poem? Cause that rules. Poe is my favourite writer.

Although they should have called them the Baltimore Masque of Red Death. Savage.
- Zezel

Why do you think their mascot is called Poe??

I’ve always assumed they were. Eddie was a Baltimore boy. I got a kick out of listening to my kid try to convince his gf how romantic a trip to Baltimore to see his Ravens play would be. Didn’t work.

Here’s my favourite song about Baltimore.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8V4NoboSq6w
- Canada Cup

Oh this kind of music hits the spot right meow. I'm gonna listen to this Parsons character.

Seriously, they're named after Poe's poem? Cause that rules. Poe is my favourite writer.

Although they should have called them the Baltimore Masque of Red Death. Savage.
- Zezel

Baltimore Conquerer Worms

Why do you think their mascot is called Poe??
- TurdFergeson

Why would I know what the Baltimore Ravens' mascot is?

Baltimore Conquerer Worms
- BINGO!

Oh that's a good one!

Oh this kind of music hits the spot right meow. I'm gonna listen to this Parsons character.
- Zezel

Keith Richards called him his soul mate. When he died his friends stole his body and took it to Joshua Tree to cremate it. He was a longtime member of the Byrds. If you like this stuff, you’ll like their Sweetheart of the Rodeo.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s2JnDKvuNzw

If I had to guess, it's because MiB has no clue what he's doing. Just throwing names out.
- GreatGigInTheSky

How drunk do you have to be to make football watchable? I enjoy the play but 14 minutes of action in a 3 hour telecast is hard to take and I can only listen to guys fellate Josh Allen for so long.
- Canada Cup

Past out drunk, completely unconscious and in dream land.

ZAR signed to PTO


Aston-Reese-Kampf-Abe-Kubel

There is going to be 10-11 mins every game of even strength time that nothing is ever going to happen for either team while watching the leafs.

I sincerely doubt any of you have read a single lick of Poe and just watched The Simpsons and think you're a Richardensian scholar.

I sincerely doubt any of you have read a single lick of Poe and just watched The Simpsons and think you're a Richardensian scholar.
- AdamFrench

Pit and the pendulum. And the Simpson’s. That’s the extent of it.

And only checked pit and pendulum because of Nightwish’s Poet and the Pendulum.

Record the game and fast forward through the BS..
- bixll

This!

45 min per game
Best sport on TV

I see the Leafs have gotten Aston-Reese on PTO.

Could the Leafs add him to their line up?
- dmnted

I think my favourite part was the it became official minutes after Spector said Edmonton wanted him, but ZAR wanted the Leafs.

- 21peter

That's the look on MiB's face when he looks at a professional's prospects rankings, but the ranking are ridiculous enough.

I think my favourite part was the it became official minutes after Spector said Edmonton wanted him, but ZAR wanted the Leafs.
- GreatGigInTheSky

Great move by Doobs 👍
Now sign Motte