Oilers sign Demers to a PTO. Considering Brett Ritchie. Have dropped put of the Virtanen sweeps.
- wreckage

I hope not. Watching the snow flake cancel culture lose their poop on the internet would be worth it to sign Virtanen.

I'm on board. Far too long have them female doges been killing the earth with their excessive ice cube consumption.
- leonkennedy

Agreed... The carbon footprint from sexually frustrated ice cube suckers alone is astronomical. Ice cubes don't freeze themselves. Marketing team take note.

I hope not. Watching the snow flake cancel culture lose their poop on the internet would be worth it to sign Virtanen.
- leonkennedy

What would be a good goal song for Virtanen?

What would be a good goal song for Virtanen?
- laughs2907

Northern Pikes "She ain't pretty she just looks that way".
ELO- Evil Woman

Agreed... The carbon footprint from sexually frustrated ice cube suckers alone is astronomical. Ice cubes don't freeze themselves. Marketing team take note.
- laughs2907

Well said. All that energy used to power them freezer units is causing the polar ice caps to melt at an alarming rate. Kind of ironic when you think about it.

Well said. All that energy used to power them freezer units is causing the polar ice caps to melt at an alarming rate. Kind of ironic when you think about it.
- leonkennedy

For every cube sucked, we lose a cubic inch of the polar ice caps, and that's a FACT!

Northern Pikes "She ain't pretty she just looks that way".
ELO- Evil Woman
- leonkennedy

Why not Nirvana "rape me"
(frank) I'm glad he's not going to be an Oiler

Why not Nirvana "rape me"
(frank) I'm glad he's not going to be an Oiler
- abware

Well played.
Yeah player wise I don't think he brings much of anything to the Oil.

One time my friend had a birthday... I was around 8 or 9 at the time, and there were a tonne of moms there who were in their 30s. I have no idea what was happening, but they all ran towards the fridge and started eating ice cubes. I later found out that eating ice cubes is a sign of sexual frustration. If their husbands had a product or two from Reveen and Laugh's Fleshlight Company to get them going, perhaps they wouldn't have needed those ice cubes. Something to ponder... Marketing team, please take note.
- laughs2907

- Wildschwein

I'm going to guess he's been in testing phase of laughs and reveen fleshlight Co.

I'm going to guess he's been in testing phase of laughs and reveen fleshlight Co.
- abware

Kinda surprised he made it through phase one relatively unscathed.

My 2 cents. His first 2 months was fuelled by a really lucky streak. They were winning despite their play not being that good. I think it was a big over pay for an old goalie that has never proven he can be a consistent starter.

Oilers will be battling for a wild card this year.
- TurdFergeson

What a dumb thing to say lol holy poop.

There wasn't anyone else easily available but stop acting like he's an upgrade over what the Oilers have been running out for the past few years or that he's the magical final piece to make the Oilers true contenders.
- Squeaky

Lol what hes going to be much better than Smith.. Salty flames fan. Hell do better than Markstrom who obviously isnt the flames answer