Chychrun going to Ottawa cause it’s the Summer of the Sens
- Canada Cup

Sucks the Leafs only have to offer Nylander and Sandin and can't offer Zaitsev, like Ottawa can.

No clue who he is.
- Fakepartofme

His name is Hisoka and he's murdered an insane amount of people.

I'll take a shark, on land.
- GreatGigInTheSky

sharknado 10

I get a call, my 13 year son taking to hospital via ambulance, bike accident. No other details.
Jesus.
I finally find him in the post screening wait room, he eventually texts me where he is.
Hes fine. Some blood loss, a gash and scratches but otherwise ok.
Im like why didnt you call me?
His answer "phone was in the bag....(his backpack) and i thought youd be out of town".

Im like i havent been out of town for work in 4 years and you just left the house this morning...i walked you out!

He says with a smile..."oh ya"
Fn teenagers!

I get a call, my 13 year son taking to hospital via ambulance, bike accident. No other details.
Jesus.
I finally find him in the post screening wait room, he eventually texts me where he is.
Hes fine. Some blood loss, a gash and scratches but otherwise ok.
Im like why didnt you call me?
His answer "phone was in the bag....(his backpack) and i thought youd be out of town".

Im like i havent been out of town for work in 4 years and you just left the house this morning...i walked you out!

He says with a smile..."oh ya"
Fn teenagers!
- Fakepartofme

So it could still turn out to be a fatality

His name is Hisoka and he's murdered an insane amount of people.
- GreatGigInTheSky

It was the first "ok" gif i found

I get a call, my 13 year son taking to hospital via ambulance, bike accident. No other details.
Jesus.
I finally find him in the post screening wait room, he eventually texts me where he is.
Hes fine. Some blood loss, a gash and scratches but otherwise ok.
Im like why didnt you call me?
His answer "phone was in the bag....(his backpack) and i thought youd be out of town".

Im like i havent been out of town for work in 4 years and you just left the house this morning...i walked you out!

He says with a smile..."oh ya"
Fn teenagers!
- Fakepartofme

Must've been scary as (frank). Ambulance bill, I mean.

Serious, though. The call couldn't have told you that he was alright?

Your kid sounds like me when I was a kid. Minus the taking an ambulance part. I just limped to a friends place and got patched up.

It was the first "ok" gif i found
- Fakepartofme

Well, now you know he gets off on killing people.

I get a call, my 13 year son taking to hospital via ambulance, bike accident. No other details.
Jesus.
I finally find him in the post screening wait room, he eventually texts me where he is.
Hes fine. Some blood loss, a gash and scratches but otherwise ok.
Im like why didnt you call me?
His answer "phone was in the bag....(his backpack) and i thought youd be out of town".

Im like i havent been out of town for work in 4 years and you just left the house this morning...i walked you out!

He says with a smile..."oh ya"
Fn teenagers!
- Fakepartofme

Kid is clearly not soft enough to play for the Leafs

Well, now you know he gets off on killing people.
- GreatGigInTheSky

Ok

I get a call, my 13 year son taking to hospital via ambulance, bike accident. No other details.
Jesus.
I finally find him in the post screening wait room, he eventually texts me where he is.
Hes fine. Some blood loss, a gash and scratches but otherwise ok.
Im like why didnt you call me?
His answer "phone was in the bag....(his backpack) and i thought youd be out of town".

Im like i havent been out of town for work in 4 years and you just left the house this morning...i walked you out!

He says with a smile..."oh ya"
Fn teenagers!
- Fakepartofme

Glad he’s okay.

The $45 will piss you off but still, I’m glad he’s okay.

I'm the opposite. Righty and much prefer playing the left.
- GreatGigInTheSky

I play rw but I’ll play it up until the offensive blue line. Then I switch for one timers.

Can’t stand trying to take 1 foot high missile on the breakout from the dman on my backhand.

So it could still turn out to be a fatality
- Canada Cup

Scary!
Glad he is okay!
Kids will be kids!- And will never realize how much we worry about them until they(some of them) become parents themselves! Then and only then does it begin to set in!

Scary!
Glad he is okay!
Kids will be kids!- And will never realize how much we worry about them until they(some of them) become parents themselves! Then and only then does it begin to set in!
- camfor

I meant his dad might kill him

I play rw but I’ll play it up until the offensive blue line. Then I switch for one timers.

Can’t stand trying to take 1 foot high missile on the breakout from the dman on my backhand.
- bryant

I've got one of the worst slap shots ever. Just never worked on it and it's a waste of an attempt if I go for it.

My wrist shot, on the other hand, is why I've got a few scoring titles.

I meant his dad might kill him
- Canada Cup

Anthony SanFilippo
@AntSanPhilly
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25m
I've been told that
@NHLFlyers
center Sean Couturier has a herniated disc in his back that could cost him several months, if not the whole season. I have a story coming very shortly.
@NHL
.

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Ooooooooof, that sucks for Philly.

Chester Ming
@ChesterM222
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4h
Breaking: Edmonton Oilers are also interested in Deshaun Watson and OJ Simpson

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Nylander and Sandin for Chychrun and Hayton.
- Quetzalcoatl

🤷🏼‍♂️

Must've been scary as (frank). Ambulance bill, I mean.

Serious, though. The call couldn't have told you that he was alright?

Your kid sounds like me when I was a kid. Minus the taking an ambulance part. I just limped to a friends place and got patched up.
- GreatGigInTheSky

I asked, they had no details.
It was a passersby who called the ambulance, but yes hopefully my insurance covers some of it.
Edit: apparently its $45. So not too bad.

Well, now you know he gets off on killing people.
- GreatGigInTheSky

Well he has some nice dance moves lol

Glad he’s okay.

The $45 will piss you off but still, I’m glad he’s okay.
- Dozzer

Thanks, same.
Only $45? Not that bad then...could be worse.

Thanks, same.
Only $45? Not that bad then...could be worse.
- Fakepartofme

Bike accident, 13 year old. Is Zezel your kid?

Leafs Updates
@Ieafsupdates
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16m
Per Seravalli, Pierre Engvall has dealt with a nagging injury throughout the summer and may not be ready for the start of the season.

LTIR would TEMPORARILY free up $2.25M in this case so they may have a bit of extra time (depends on when 🦒 returns) to trade a Holl or Kerfoot.


This is why we have to stop thinking the Leafs won't have room for Sandin in the top 6.

Likely won't be healthy from now until playoffs when players are playing injured.

Bike accident, 13 year old. Is Zezel your kid?
- Canada Cup

Lol
I have cared for him for many years