I started working out pretty hard again, man I feel old.
- Fredo

How old are you Fred?

you stay away too long. we need you here more regularly.
- kicksave856

Like ex lax?

i am getting you an ignore button for your birthday.
- kicksave856

I like this. Mostly because it's balls on accurate and applies to almost everyone.
- hscesq

Like ex lax?
- hscesq

i was thinking metamucil. at least it tastes like orange.

- Pat1993

Oh my god - this is pure brilliance Fred! Do any GMs in any sports know about this theory? Would you be willing to share it with them?
- hscesq

Apparently they don't! Well not Bergevin, but if Hughes reaches out I guess we could go out for a protein shake and I could share my knowledge.

i was thinking metamucil. at least it tastes like orange.
- kicksave856

I've never taken either. But isn't ex lax chocolate?

How old are you Fred?
- hscesq

38. But my knees are in their 40s and my right rotator cuff is at least 60.

Apparently they don't! Well not Bergevin, but if Hughes reaches out I guess we could go out for a protein shake and I could share my knowledge.
- Fredo

You really are a prince, Fred. Take two vials of Anabolic steroids out of petty cash.

38. But my knees are in their 40s and my right rotator cuff is at least 60.
- Fredo

I'm 53. I have no knees, no back and 1/2 a rotator cuff in total. Quit your whining.

I've never taken either. But isn't ex lax chocolate?
- hscesq

hmm. i never took ex lax. i have taken metamucil and it was orange but not, like, good orange.

i always figured ex lax looks more like chocolate than it probably tastes like chocolate but they used to trick people into poopting their pants by eating them so they must taste at least a little bit like chocolate.

I'm 53. I have no knees, no back and 1/2 a rotator cuff in total. Quit your whining.
- hscesq

How do you poop if you can't bend your knees and sit on the toilet?

hmm. i never took ex lax. i have taken metamucil and it was orange but not, like, good orange.

i always figured ex lax looks more like chocolate than it probably tastes like chocolate but they used to trick people into poopting their pants by eating them so they must taste at least a little bit like chocolate.
- kicksave856

It's soccer tournament orange drink

How do you poop if you can't bend your knees and sit on the toilet?
- Fredo

That's a very personal question, Fred.

hmm. i never took ex lax. i have taken metamucil and it was orange but not, like, good orange.

i always figured ex lax looks more like chocolate than it probably tastes like chocolate but they used to trick people into poopting their pants by eating them so they must taste at least a little bit like chocolate.
- kicksave856

Yes - ex lax was used in many high schools and dorms as a practical joke starter.

I'm 53. I have no knees, no back and 1/2 a rotator cuff in total. Quit your whining.
- hscesq

Let me tell you about an ingrown toe nail i'm battling right now

That's a very personal question, Fred.
- hscesq

Don't worry I have absolutely no boundaries.

Let me tell you about an ingrown toe nail i'm battling right now
- mr.peanut

here. eat these chocolates. they will make you feel better.

Let me tell you about an ingrown toe nail i'm battling right now
- mr.peanut

Howard is battling 11 right now

oh thank god
- kicksave856

now,what kind of god is that?

here. eat these chocolates. they will make you feel better.
- kicksave856

Already on the bowl, or as i call it, the deadpoulet

Already on the bowl, or as i call it, the deadpoulet
- mr.peanut

Already on the bowl, or as i call it, the deadpoulet
- mr.peanut

now,what kind of god is that?
- deadpoulet