Everytime you say something like that I just think of that time you wanted to murder me and I laugh
- picklerick

murder or murder?

Crock pots make anyone look like a half decent chef. Throw some poop in there and eat it 8 hours later
- picklerick

Yea best invention, along with DVR

I think I hadn’t gotten laid that week
- Slimtj100

I know the struggle.

I know the struggle.
- JRR1285

Not anymore man. I can’t keep up!

Ok Shooter McGavin.
- JRR1285

You eat pieces of poop for breakfast? That movie doesn’t hold up for me these days

I think I hadn’t gotten laid that week
- Slimtj100

buddy my wife just had her second c section last month.

I had a good run.

Not anymore man. I can’t keep up!
- Slimtj100

You with a dude now? Congrats.

buddy my wife just had her second c section last month.

I had a good run.
- BINGO!

Congrats on the sex and the baby

buddy my wife just had her second c section last month.

I had a good run.
- BINGO!

Your hands:

You eat pieces of poop for breakfast? That movie doesn’t hold up for me these days
- picklerick

I still love it.

You eat pieces of poop for breakfast? That movie doesn’t hold up for me these days
- picklerick

It's Emmy worthy if you consider Billy Madison or any Jim Carrey movie from the mid 90s.

It's Emmy worthy if you consider Billy Madison or any Jim Carrey movie from the mid 90s.
- JRR1285

What about if you consider that it’s not a tv show

Your hands:


- JRR1285

Congrats on the sex and the baby
- picklerick

gracias senor

It's Emmy worthy if you consider Billy Madison or any Jim Carrey movie from the mid 90s.
- JRR1285

jim carrey's 94 was ace ventura; the mask; dumb and dumber

what a year lol

What about if you consider that it’s not a tv show
- picklerick

Look, insert the appropriate movie award and deduce what I was trying to imply.

Look, insert the appropriate movie award and deduce what I was trying to imply.
- JRR1285

No I’m going to be as difficult and annoying as possible and I’m offended you don’t understand that about me yet

jim carrey's 94 was ace ventura; the mask; dumb and dumber

what a year lol
- NYRangers1124

Ace Venture has aged so incredibly bad. Except maybe the rhino scene.

No I’m going to be as difficult and annoying as possible and I’m offended you don’t understand that about me yet
- picklerick

I know it, never change Rick.

- BINGO!

Congrats though. Hope your wife is on the mend. That procedure is no joke.

Congrats though. Hope your wife is on the mend. That procedure is no joke.
- JRR1285

God it’s good to be a man. Women go through it bad

Any particular reason why they’re making us wait till 730 tonight? ceremony?

I think it was a good trade.
- JRR1285

Absolutely....For the Blues

I expect the rangers to be rusty as hell tonight. But also expect massive overreactions about it as well lol

it's good though, because Tony will come in and say its always me who instigates
- jimbro83

No. Sometimes you perpetuate.
Like sometimes I'm and bumhole, and sometimes I'm not.