Wanna blog? Start your own hockey blog with My HockeyBuzz. Register for free today!
 
Forums :: Blog World :: Jan Levine: Patrick Kane speculation continues in earnest, showing no signs of abating
Author Message
aecliptic
New York Rangers
Location: Stacheville
Joined: 06.17.2010

Feb 23 @ 11:41 AM ET
Here's the thing. 57.2418% of Long Islanders are total chuds. That number ticks up to 82.2497% when you narrow the scope to only sports fans. Yes, there are plenty of Rangers fans from Long Island, but 100% of Islander fans are from Long Island. Therefore, you have an overwhelmingly chuddy fan base being squeezed into an arena. No amount of hundreds of millions of dollars spent on an arena can fix that. We as a society have to figure out what to do about this growing problem before it is too late.
- picklerick


Those Islander fans also happen to be Mets fans.
JRR1285
New York Rangers
Location: Coach's decision, PEI
Joined: 02.21.2008

Feb 23 @ 11:41 AM ET
Are they at least partially knowledgable about hockey? Drunk Tampa fans were always brutal.
- Feds91Stammer



New York "Fans" in general like chiefs said are a crap shoot. Many people are at the games because it's something to do.
JRR1285
New York Rangers
Location: Coach's decision, PEI
Joined: 02.21.2008

Feb 23 @ 11:42 AM ET
There really are a lot of mutant Islander fans. I swear to god a guy passed me last night that looked like a walking (and not dead) Stephen Hawking
- eichiefs9

JRR1285
New York Rangers
Location: Coach's decision, PEI
Joined: 02.21.2008

Feb 23 @ 11:43 AM ET
Here's the thing. 57.2418% of Long Islanders are total chuds. That number ticks up to 82.2497% when you narrow the scope to only sports fans. Yes, there are plenty of Rangers fans from Long Island, but 100% of Islander fans are from Long Island. Therefore, you have an overwhelmingly chuddy fan base being squeezed into an arena. No amount of hundreds of millions of dollars spent on an arena can fix that. We as a society have to figure out what to do about this growing problem before it is too late.
- picklerick



It's true.
JRR1285
New York Rangers
Location: Coach's decision, PEI
Joined: 02.21.2008

Feb 23 @ 11:44 AM ET
Those Islander fans also happen to be Mets fans.
- aecliptic



Don't insult Jan like that.
eichiefs9
New York Islanders
Location: NY
Joined: 11.03.2008

Feb 23 @ 11:48 AM ET
Here's the thing. 57.2418% of Long Islanders are total chuds. That number ticks up to 82.2497% when you narrow the scope to only sports fans. Yes, there are plenty of Rangers fans from Long Island, but 100% of Islander fans are from Long Island. Therefore, you have an overwhelmingly chuddy fan base being squeezed into an arena. No amount of hundreds of millions of dollars spent on an arena can fix that. We as a society have to figure out what to do about this growing problem before it is too late.
- picklerick



I've seen some stuff. When the Isles played their first game back at the Coliseum, we were leaving and saw Sydney Esiason taking the escalator downstairs after the game (we were outside and saw her through the window) and some fat slob in a leather jacket and sweatpants was pounding on the glass like she was a zoo animal and screaming "SYDDDDNEEEEEYYYYYY, SYYYDDNNEEEYYYY"
Feds91Stammer
Detroit Red Wings
Location: "China was as proactive as possible" - Rinosaur, SC
Joined: 02.01.2012

Feb 23 @ 11:48 AM ET
New York "Fans" in general like chiefs said are a crap shoot. Many people are at the games because it's something to do.
- JRR1285

So basically like the Tampa "fans"
picklerick
New York Rangers
Location: New York, NY
Joined: 03.01.2018

Feb 23 @ 11:49 AM ET


I've seen some stuff. When the Isles played their first game back at the Coliseum, we were leaving and saw Sydney Esiason taking the escalator downstairs after the game (we were outside and saw her through the window) and some fat slob in a leather jacket and sweatpants was pounding on the glass like she was a zoo animal and screaming "SYDDDDNEEEEEYYYYYY, SYYYDDNNEEEYYYY"

- eichiefs9


I am a born and raised and current Long Islander. That seems tame
JRR1285
New York Rangers
Location: Coach's decision, PEI
Joined: 02.21.2008

Feb 23 @ 11:49 AM ET


I've seen some stuff. When the Isles played their first game back at the Coliseum, we were leaving and saw Sydney Esiason taking the escalator downstairs after the game (we were outside and saw her through the window) and some fat slob in a leather jacket and sweatpants was pounding on the glass like she was a zoo animal and screaming "SYDDDDNEEEEEYYYYYY, SYYYDDNNEEEYYYY"

- eichiefs9



What the (frank) is wrong with people?
JRR1285
New York Rangers
Location: Coach's decision, PEI
Joined: 02.21.2008

Feb 23 @ 11:51 AM ET
So basically like the Tampa "fans"
- Feds91Stammer



Pretty much.

Though I think at games most arenas are probably similar. I think even in Canada there are likely many dumb fans just there to do something fun. The price of admission almost assures you of that.
tomburton99
New York Rangers
Location: NYR distrust, NJ
Joined: 07.13.2009

Feb 23 @ 11:51 AM ET
Those Islander fans also happen to be Mets fans.
- aecliptic

You go to Mets games for the food.
Cptmjl
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.05.2011

Feb 23 @ 11:52 AM ET


I've seen some stuff. When the Isles played their first game back at the Coliseum, we were leaving and saw Sydney Esiason taking the escalator downstairs after the game (we were outside and saw her through the window) and some fat slob in a leather jacket and sweatpants was pounding on the glass like she was a zoo animal and screaming "SYDDDDNEEEEEYYYYYY, SYYYDDNNEEEYYYY"

- eichiefs9

I mean are we going with the mantra that the Garden is the epitome of class and Ranger fans are the creme de la creme? There’s a huge segment of mutant trash bags that are part of that fanbase that still don’t understand the concept of icing or offsides.
eichiefs9
New York Islanders
Location: NY
Joined: 11.03.2008

Feb 23 @ 11:53 AM ET
I am a born and raised and current Long Islander. That seems tame
- picklerick

So am I. It depends on the town. That's a like a Tuesday afternoon for Lindenhurst. Not so much for Head of the Harbor
picklerick
New York Rangers
Location: New York, NY
Joined: 03.01.2018

Feb 23 @ 11:53 AM ET
I mean are we going with the mantra that the Garden is the epitome of class and Ranger fans are the creme de la creme? There’s a huge segment of mutant trash bags that are part of that fanbase that still don’t understand the concept of icing or offsides.
- Cptmjl


Yea it's mostly the Long Islanders
Tonybere
New York Rangers
Location: ON
Joined: 02.04.2016

Feb 23 @ 11:53 AM ET
I may end up there eventually. Not sure I'm into being a visiting fan in that arena. Fighting with drunk subhumans isn't really my scene.
- JRR1285


Then what the (frank) are you doing on here so much???
eichiefs9
New York Islanders
Location: NY
Joined: 11.03.2008

Feb 23 @ 11:54 AM ET
I mean are we going with the mantra that the Garden is the epitome of class and Ranger fans are the creme de la creme? There’s a huge segment of mutant trash bags that are part of that fanbase that still don’t understand the concept of icing or offsides.
- Cptmjl

No of course not, there is an entire generation of Rangers fans that will simultaneously yell "POTVIN SUCKS" in your face while they wonder what Felix Potvin did to the Rangers
picklerick
New York Rangers
Location: New York, NY
Joined: 03.01.2018

Feb 23 @ 11:54 AM ET
So am I. It depends on the town. That's a like a Tuesday afternoon for Lindenhurst. Not so much for Head of the Harbor
- eichiefs9


I was raised in Syosset and now live in Commack. The surrounding towns out here are like a different planet than anything I was used to. Great people on both sides
JRR1285
New York Rangers
Location: Coach's decision, PEI
Joined: 02.21.2008

Feb 23 @ 11:54 AM ET
Then what the (frank) are you doing on here so much???

- Tonybere



eichiefs9
New York Islanders
Location: NY
Joined: 11.03.2008

Feb 23 @ 11:54 AM ET
Then what the (frank) are you doing on here so much???

- Tonybere

He meant people who are less than human, not short humans
Feds91Stammer
Detroit Red Wings
Location: "China was as proactive as possible" - Rinosaur, SC
Joined: 02.01.2012

Feb 23 @ 11:54 AM ET
Pretty much.

Though I think at games most arenas are probably similar. I think even in Canada there are likely many dumb fans just there to do something fun. The price of admission almost assures you of that.

- JRR1285

Seems to be about the least cost effective way to be a drunk moron though but I guess these aren't exactly sound thinkers.
picklerick
New York Rangers
Location: New York, NY
Joined: 03.01.2018

Feb 23 @ 11:55 AM ET
No of course not, there is an entire generation of Rangers fans that will simultaneously yell "POTVIN SUCKS" in your face while they wonder what Felix Potvin did to the Rangers
- eichiefs9


That chant is so (frank)ing dumb. It's been 40 years
Feds91Stammer
Detroit Red Wings
Location: "China was as proactive as possible" - Rinosaur, SC
Joined: 02.01.2012

Feb 23 @ 11:55 AM ET
Then what the (frank) are you doing on here so much???

- Tonybere

Wait ya'll are drunk?
eichiefs9
New York Islanders
Location: NY
Joined: 11.03.2008

Feb 23 @ 11:55 AM ET
I was raised in Syosset and now live in Commack. The surrounding towns out here are like a different planet than anything I was used to. Great people on both sides
- picklerick

I am biased because I've lived in Suffolk my whole life, but I loathe Nassau County for the most part
JRR1285
New York Rangers
Location: Coach's decision, PEI
Joined: 02.21.2008

Feb 23 @ 11:55 AM ET
I mean are we going with the mantra that the Garden is the epitome of class and Ranger fans are the creme de la creme? There’s a huge segment of mutant trash bags that are part of that fanbase that still don’t understand the concept of icing or offsides.
- Cptmjl



You're not wrong. But I think that UBS likely has a higher quantity of a different brand of mutant in attendance.
JRR1285
New York Rangers
Location: Coach's decision, PEI
Joined: 02.21.2008

Feb 23 @ 11:56 AM ET
I am biased because I've lived in Suffolk my whole life, but I loathe Nassau County for the most part
- eichiefs9



Did you escape yet?
Page: Previous  1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21  Next