Send his pic to this company for yourself 😂

https://customplushtoys.c...xKOvtkSMkW9QaAtxGEALw_wcB
- Dozzer

no that is reserved for andy (frank)ing wozniewski 😍😍😍

Guys, really important achievement happened by the Sens Jake Sandersen last night. Cant believe there wasnt more coverage on this.

Sens Communications
@Media_Sens
#Sens Jake Sanderson becomes the second
@NHL
rookie defender to record a second power-play goal on the season to draw the score even at 1-1.

Past tense, because when you found out, you immediately cut her out of your life?

Good choice.
- Atomic Wedgie

It took longer than it should have. But I learned a lesson. I now condemn people swiftly and with extreme prejudice if they think Honeycomb doesn't taste good.

My brother went to school with a kid whose dad was the puppeteer for Friendly Giant.

The dad was the voice of Jerome the Giraffe and Rusty the Rooster.

Needless to say, I was franking jealous.
- Atomic Wedgie

my dad could’ve pooned linda rondstadt but her dad wouldn’t let her go out with him 🤦‍♂️

UG is Unholy Goalie


and he still lurks....usually under the name fakepartofme
- Symba007

Ah, that's kinda funny as fake isn't on my list of posters I can't stand. UG, at the time, was DEFINITELY top of that list. Amazing what 15+ years will do to a guy

Can I assume you know about this?



"Three is the Magic Number" by Blind Melon will stay in your head for days.
- Atomic Wedgie

Oh yes i do.

Once every few months after too much wine I grab the laptop and get nostalgic and make my teenagers watch/listen to all the old 80's stuff I can find on the web.

Schoolhouse rock ....hanna barbara cartoons ...sesame street.

They roll their eyes and try to ignore me ...but (frank) them. How can you not be amazed watching a creepy orange boy sing about his rubber ducky ...and his yellow "roommate" sing about his love affair with pidgeons?

my dad could’ve pooned linda rondstadt but her dad wouldn’t let her go out with him 🤦‍♂️
- Skalapy

i know someone that turned down Shania Twain

Naw Simmons recent stuff pointed out how other teams top players performed in the playoffs compared to the Leafs top players. It was spot on, no matter how much some people don't want to hear it.
- Aetherial

So. You're going to have to forgive this, but (frank) right off with Simmons troll-bait bullpoop.

Have they failed to perform in the past? Did teams like Montreal and Columbus step up and shut them down in the past? Yes. We all saw it.

How did they do last year against one of the best teams in recent history? How did they fare against Victor Hedman - a perennial Norris candidate and Vasilevskiy, a perennial Vezina candidate?

How would that rate over an 82 game season? Last year Matthews scored at a 47 goals / 105 point pace, Marner scored at 94 point pace. Nylander at an 82 point pace, and both Rielly and Tavares at a 70 point pace. This against a solid and structured team with an elite goaltender. The Leafs had the following guys who were minus players: Blackwell, Spezza, Simmonds, Kase, Lyubushkin and Bunting.

But Tampa has a world class offense that clearly out classed the Leafs, right?

Kucherov - same numbers as Marner - at a 94 point pace; Hedman was at an 82 point pace - then you had Palat and Colton at 59 point paces, Stamkos and Point at 47 point paces. Point alone was -6. Kucherov was -5. The only Tampa players who weren't minus players were Palat, Paul, Hagel, Cernak and McDonagh.


Where the Leafs failed - they had 28 power play opportunities and scored 4. Tampa had 33 opportunities and scored 7.

One goal made the difference - twice - and you could definitely argue that the penalty kill (and bullpoop officiating) was the principal culprit in a game of inches.

Simmons is a crap smear. Don't follow it.

It took longer than it should have. But I learned a lesson. I now condemn people swiftly and with extreme prejudice if they think Honeycomb doesn't taste good.
- Zezel

is it me or honeycomb don't taste as good as they used to?
- Symba007

Do your thing Zezel.

i know someone that turned down Shania Twain
- drexel

remember when Eklund was "undercover", we couldn't see his face and if you dared to post his picture, automatic ban

remember when Eklund was "undercover", we couldn't see his face and if you dared to post his picture, automatic ban
- Symba007

thats one of my favorite pics

Do your thing Zezel.
- Whipper

I still like them just think they were better before. Thought maybe they changed the recipe or maybe I am just getting old.

UG is Unholy Goalie


and he still lurks....usually under the name fakepartofme
- Symba007

UG is Unholy Goalie


and he still lurks....usually under the name fakepartofme
- Symba007

Pfft. I said before at the time - UG was eloquent. He was also inflexible and adamant in his point and unwavering in his discussions to the point of repetitive irritation - but he was exceptionally well-written with an excellent vocabulary. If he were posting here, you'd know for two reasons: (1) You'd be even more irritated, and (2) His posts would be only other ones as droning and long as mine.

Chris Johnston
@reporterchris
The NHL released a memo to teams this morning saying that it will "closely scrutinize" trades where injured players are acquired with the intent of keeping them on LTIR until the playoffs.

This could impact the market for players like Nyquist, Monahan, Henrique, etc.



Now they are saying something? The NHL makes no sense at all.

More trades yet?

- dmnted

He's not here this morning

...

Pfft. I said before at the time - UG was eloquent. He was also inflexible and adamant in his point and unwavering in his discussions to the point of repetitive irritation - but he was exceptionally well-written with an excellent vocabulary. If he were posting here, you'd know for two reasons: (1) You'd be even more irritated, and (2) His posts would be only other ones as droning and long as mine.
- Monkeypunk

So you're UG on Valium?

Naw Simmons recent stuff pointed out how other teams top players performed in the playoffs compared to the Leafs top players. It was spot on, no matter how much some people don't want to hear it.
- Aetherial

Stop living in the past, Simba

Pfft. I said before at the time - UG was eloquent. He was also inflexible and adamant in his point and unwavering in his discussions to the point of repetitive irritation - but he was exceptionally well-written with an excellent vocabulary. If he were posting here, you'd know for two reasons: (1) You'd be even more irritated, and (2) His posts would be only other ones as droning and long as mine.
- Monkeypunk

Sounds like something UG would say

More trades yet?
- Aaron_85

NHL just sent a memo to all western conference teams...reminding them the TDL is this friday.

i know someone that turned down Shania Twain
- drexel

🤦‍♂️

i could’ve banged Taylor Hayes but she busted me buying rubbers🤦🏿‍♂️



in other words, i put my xxxtra smalls inside a magnum box lmfaooooooooo 🤣🤦🏿‍♂️😭

NHL just sent a memo to all western conference teams...reminding them the TDL is this friday.
- Symba007

So they can dump all the rest of their talent in the East?

my dad could’ve pooned linda rondstadt but her dad wouldn’t let her go out with him 🤦‍♂️
- Skalapy

My late father-in-law went to high school with the author Margaret Atwood.

She asked him to the Sadie Hawkins dance (for those of you who haven't started shaving yet, it's when women ask men to a dance).

He turned her down because "he thought she was too weird."

They managed to reconnect later in life, and she had a very good sense of humour about it.