bidetbuzz

bidetbuzz
- senstroll

I watch a little bit of hgtv remodel stuff. When they come across a bidet it’s the first thing that has to go. Apparently they were a thing in the eighties in Ontario.
- PugsNotDrugs

Ah HGTV....if music isnt playing in the (most of the time it is), then hgtv or food network is on in the background

bidetbuzz
- senstroll

If I had my way all bathrooms would have a urinal. However most wives aren’t that enthusiastic about it.

bidetbuzz
- senstroll

Nothing beats a clean bum, unless you pay extra

If you prop your feet up to change the alignment of your chute, you can achieve a fuller, cleaner evacuation that reduces routine paperwork considerably.
- Zezel

I bought the Squatty Potty - it was on sale at Home Depot (no, I swear) for less than $20.

Of course I'm not allowed to leave it out, so it stays in the bathroom closet, but I'll bring it out on special occasions, and yeah, it does work.

Ah HGTV....if music isnt playing in the (most of the time it is), then hgtv or food network is on in the background
- Fakepartofme

They can be addictive.

If I had my way all bathrooms would have a urinal. However most wives aren’t that enthusiastic about.
- PugsNotDrugs

would still try and get you to put the seat down somehow

Kansas City plays the UK World Baseball Classic team tomorrow. Yes, the Royals vs the Brits

would still try and get you to put the seat down somehow
- senstroll

I bought the Squatty Potty - it was on sale at Home Depot (no, I swear) for less than $20.

Of course I'm not allowed to leave it out, so it stays in the bathroom closet, but I'll bring it out on special occasions, and yeah, it does work.
- Atomic Wedgie

I'm gonna get one. I poo a lot.

I watch a little bit of hgtv remodel stuff. When they come across a bidet it’s the first thing that has to go. Apparently they were a thing in the eighties in Ontario.
- PugsNotDrugs

A separate bidet is overkill but a bidget attachment or a toilet seat with a built in bidet is my go-to housewarming gift these days

I was hesitant at first, but it beats smearing doodoo around like it's soft butter with a fragile piece of paper

necessity is the mother of invention

thank you great toilet paper shortage of 2020
- TheMussel

Preach it.

I adopted one when I bought my house. It was a stand alone that took a little time to warm up. Hated it ...tried it ...learned to love it.

Reno'd the bathroom since then so now I've got a toilet/bidet combo and I now hold my poops wherever I am in the world so that I can properly poop at home and get a proper ass cleaning.

Every house should have one. You can't wipe all the poop away with TP!!

- AdamFrench

Who knew that the buzz could be so educational?

Preach it.

I adopted one when I bought my house. It was a stand alone that took a little time to warm up. Hated it ...tried it ...learned to love it.

Reno'd the bathroom since then so now I've got a toilet/bidet combo and I now hold my poops wherever I am in the world so that I can properly poop at home and get a proper ass cleaning.

Every house should have one. You can't wipe all the poop away with TP!!
- The Law

Sorry, I have to ask:

What was the learning curve like?

I just imagine myself covered head to toe in poop water for the first few weeks.

Sorry, I have to ask:

What was the learning curve like?

I just imagine myself covered head to toe in poop water for the first few weeks.
- Atomic Wedgie

You make sure it's angled right or else you end up spraying your balls, then you learn to do a little shimmy to get everything. Tp to dry up, that's all.

You make sure it's angled right or else you end up spraying your balls, then you learn to do a little shimmy to get everything. Tp to dry up, that's all.
- TheMussel

Nothing wrong with washing your balls.

You make sure it's angled right or else you end up spraying your balls, then you learn to do a little shimmy to get everything. Tp to dry up, that's all.
- TheMussel

Spraying my balls you say

Who knew that the buzz could be so educational?
- PugsNotDrugs

TIL how to take a butt shower after taking a dump

TIL how to take a butt shower after taking a dump
- senstroll

Kyle Cushman
@Kyle_Cush
#LeafsForever prospect Matt Knies is a finalist for Big 10 Player of the Year. Other finalists are G Ryan Bischel (Notre Dame) and D Luke Hughes (Michigan)

easy win for the Leafs Franchise savoir who will score the cup winning goal for the Leafs

no pressure

You make sure it's angled right or else you end up spraying your balls, then you learn to do a little shimmy to get everything. Tp to dry up, that's all.
- TheMussel

Is it cold water?

Is it cold water?
- PugsNotDrugs

it can be warm if you have a warm water connection nearby or toilet is next to the sink but I'm used to the cold, doesn't bother me anymore. it's the feeling of freshness

Is it cold water?
- PugsNotDrugs

Or hot water?