I just got a new Panosomic Arc 5 electric razor and holy hell it’s awesome. I have a bit of the Homer Simpson beard - shave and 5 O’clock shadow by noon but I have a beard I keep trimmed so my shave is neck and high cheek.

I have had crappy luck with electric razors in the past but I swear this Panosonic is better than a blade.

Worth the $ for me.
- Cush29

I had an electric once and I liked it. Will check this out, thanks Cushman.

Where's Ah Jay? I want to ask a few questions about yesterday's game

I had an electric once and I liked it. Will check this out, thanks Cushman.
- Zezel

It took all of what, 1 game for Keefe to not be a man of his word?
- GreatGigInTheSky

If it's true that Schenn is in town and is set to play, I'll retract this.

Shaving every other day for the first time in ages. tried an old Mach 3 and it was fine. Realized I can buy a 15 pack and be good for a long time.
- Zezel

I'm waiting for the shaveba. It'll be invented someday with nanotechnology. You stick it to your face and it just constantly runs over it shaving it to whatever preprogrammed pattern you put in there - like a roomba for your face. Your left check could say, 'F * C K' and your right cheek could say, 'Y O U' and it would just keep that going.


I mean. . . I'm 52 now, so they'd better get f'n moving if I'm going to enjoy this sort of lunacy before I die.

Split the goaltending till seasons end then ride the hot hand. Keep Simmonds in the lineup. Too many liberties being taken

Split the goaltending till seasons end then ride the hot hand. Keep Simmonds in the lineup. Too many liberties being taken
- Hardbalz

No.

Shaving every other day for the first time in ages. tried an old Mach 3 and it was fine. Realized I can buy a 15 pack and be good for a long time.
- Zezel

Get a shower mirror and shave in the shower.

Game changer.

And your wife* won’t complain about the mess you’ve left in the sink.

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*After your stag in the Annex, of course.

From last blog:



It's not just that it's so expensive - it's also disgusting.

It seems like the food is all designed to have the maximum amount of fat in it.

The wings have the heaviest breading coating I've ever seen, and it's smothered in a white sauce.

It's the kind of place where the food comes, you pull back in horror at how large the portion is, and then after eating half of it, you're full to the point of revulsion and shame.

Can you tell I don't like it?

If you build a little bit of extra time in your plans, go to the Amsterdam Brewery.

Or the Keg on York. You can never, ever go wrong with the Keg.
- Atomic Wedgie

Haven’t been there in a couple years but last time I was there we had a group of guys and played the credit card game. Worked great, had free food and drinks.

Kerfoot on the top line.
Must drive some nuts.
Lol

Kerfoot on the top line.
Must drive some nuts.
Lol
- Fakepartofme

I think I could play on the top line and get points, and I'm barely good enough to make bottom pairing D on the Sens.

I'm waiting for the shaveba. It'll be invented someday with nanotechnology. You stick it to your face and it just constantly runs over it shaving it to whatever preprogrammed pattern you put in there - like a roomba for your face. Your left check could say, 'F * C K' and your right cheek could say, 'Y O U' and it would just keep that going.


I mean. . . I'm 52 now, so they'd better get f'n moving if I'm going to enjoy this sort of lunacy before I die.
- Monkeypunk

Brilliant! It could have different settings...Wolverine Chops, 70s porno moustache,

Get a shower mirror and shave in the shower.

Game changer.

And your wife* won’t complain about the mess you’ve left in the sink.

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*After your stag in the Annex, of course.
- Atomic Wedgie

The wedding pressure is running steady. I need to see how she is during the Leafs playoffs though.

Kerfoot on the top line.
Must drive some nuts.
Lol
- Fakepartofme

he need to start to bury those chances he has .

Get a shower mirror and shave in the shower.

Game changer.

And your wife* won’t complain about the mess you’ve left in the sink.

———————————-
*After your stag in the Annex, of course.
- Atomic Wedgie

Takes like 10 seconds to clean up the mess, no?

Kerfoot on the top line.
Must drive some nuts.
Lol
- Fakepartofme

It sort of drives me nuts.

He doesn't belong there. He doesn't win puck battles. He can skate well - largely in straight lines and make decent passes. He doesn't get net front, he loses almost every battle, he doesn't get into the corners or win the puck against the wall. What does he bring to the line that Marner or Matthews already don't?

I mean anything can happen, but I don't see what Kerfoot is going to bring on that line.

At 5v5, he has played 153 minutes with Marner and 89 minutes with Matthews. He has not assisted on a Matthews goal, and has a secondary assist on a Marner goal. That's it. They have a 43.3% Expected Goals and are -2 in 59 minutes together. In other words there is already a history of failure and poor play - and you're going to put that against McDavid on a goddamned heater against a team that just came back and beat Boston?

I expect Keefe to have an "Oh yeah. How could I forget?" moment and change that dumb line mixture up pretty quickly when it's 3-0 for the Oilers.

The wedding pressure is running steady. I need to see how she is during the Leafs playoffs though.
- Zezel

vegas is the place to do it.


at the little white chapel.

The wedding pressure is running steady. I need to see how she is during the Leafs playoffs though.
- Zezel

She’ll be fine. She’s probably used to quick exits

She’ll be fine. She’s probably used to quick exits
- Canada Cup

She’ll be fine. She’s probably used to quick exits
- Canada Cup

Before Zezzie gets home.

Takes like 10 seconds to clean up the mess, no?
- mjones242

How would I know?

Ask my wife or cleaning lady.

She’ll be fine. She’s probably used to quick exits
- Canada Cup

In the Leafs’ defence, after the playoff loss last year, they offered to snuggle with the Lightning.

Your fun Leafs stat of the day:

Ottawa has now slipped past Buffalo to be fourth in the Atlantic Division.

We both have 18 games left.

Leafs are currently playing at a 67% winning percentage.

Ottawa currently playing at a 55% winning percentage.

If we go 9-9-0 (50%) over our remaining games, Ottawa would have to go 17-1 (94%) to catch us.

It's comforting, and a little frustrating.

The final 18 games are merely to decide one extra home game vs. Tampa.

Sorry not trying to make this “Food at Union Station” buzz but I got this email this am from Union Chicken and I know a few guys here go to the games so I wanted to share it.

I think you have to sign up to get emails from Union Chicken and show this one to get the deal but if someone wants it you can pm me your email address and I’ll share it.

To get a big chicken sando, fries and a beer downtown for $20 is nearly impossible and the food is good!