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Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The centre of the hockey universe
Joined: 07.31.2006

Apr 5 @ 4:24 PM ET
And in James Tanner news:


- Atomic Wedgie

Read it all here:

https://twitter.com/Craig...tatus/1643706663894130695

Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Learn hockey, idiot., ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Apr 5 @ 4:26 PM ET
And in James Tanner news:


- Atomic Wedgie


They literally want to build it over a dumpster, that's awesomely appropriate. It's probably already got coyotes.
underhill14
Location: I think I'll just sit back stage until somebody that matters calls me out.-King of HB Systemtool
Joined: 06.02.2010

Apr 5 @ 4:29 PM ET
Hah! Another Easter joke!
- Woderwick

underhill14
Location: I think I'll just sit back stage until somebody that matters calls me out.-King of HB Systemtool
Joined: 06.02.2010

Apr 5 @ 4:30 PM ET
He is. Mike may let you down but I’m always here for you. That’s a promise/threat
- Canada Cup

Mmmm....hawt! Like sweet and salty
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Learn hockey, idiot., ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Apr 5 @ 4:36 PM ET
Also I love it when Jesus comes out of his tomb and if he sees his shadow there's six more weeks of winter.
Canada Cup
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: “Give me Point, Cirelli and Paul all day against anybody.” Mr. Cooper , ON
Joined: 07.06.2007

Apr 5 @ 4:39 PM ET
They literally want to build it over a dumpster, that's awesomely appropriate. It's probably already got coyotes.
- Zezel

I love that they’re pissed that Phoenix is going back on a plan to convert a hazardous, unlined landfill into a sports and entertainment district.
underhill14
Location: I think I'll just sit back stage until somebody that matters calls me out.-King of HB Systemtool
Joined: 06.02.2010

Apr 5 @ 4:40 PM ET
Also I love it when Jesus comes out of his tomb and if he sees his shadow there's six more weeks of winter.
- Zezel

via GIPHY

Dozzer
Referee
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow since I’m way up high
Joined: 09.15.2010

Apr 5 @ 4:52 PM ET
They literally want to build it over a dumpster, that's awesomely appropriate. It's probably already got coyotes.
- Zezel


Currently living near the cove here in London. It was a dumpster til the very early 60s. All natural with city controlled pathways, it’s fantastic now, even deer can be seen running through there routinely. Needless to say nothing will be getting built there anytime soon let alone something like an arena.
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Learn hockey, idiot., ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Apr 5 @ 4:59 PM ET
Currently living near the cove here in London. It was a dumpster til the very early 60s. All natural with city controlled pathways, it’s fantastic now, even deer can be seen running through there routinely. Needless to say nothing will be getting built there anytime soon let alone something like an arena.
- Dozzer


Oh yeah, same thing with the Leslie Spit and Sam Smith in TO. Amazing what you can do on top of landfill. But with the Coyotes they should put them IN the landfill.
Dozzer
Referee
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow since I’m way up high
Joined: 09.15.2010

Apr 5 @ 5:17 PM ET
Oh yeah, same thing with the Leslie Spit and Sam Smith in TO. Amazing what you can do on top of landfill. But with the Coyotes they should put them IN the landfill.
- Zezel


The current guys playing or the cap hit guys no longer playing?
Tee-Dot
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: For being Stee's alternate personality or being associated with M. Night Shyamalan?
Joined: 12.11.2008

Apr 5 @ 5:18 PM ET
When I run the NHL I'll let you guys pick the American teams and where in Canada you want them. Ideas?
Big23Questions
Detroit Red Wings
Joined: 04.11.2018

Apr 5 @ 5:18 PM ET
(Just to be clear I don’t truly care as a Catholic - I have sense of humour)

Could you imagine in 2023 of these jokes were made about other religious groups? Man everyone would be charged with a hate crime and told they are intolerant, etc.

(Imagine my palms up hand over hand - moving over under over under and so on)

Who am I?

Jesus trying to catch a marble.
Canada Cup
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: “Give me Point, Cirelli and Paul all day against anybody.” Mr. Cooper , ON
Joined: 07.06.2007

Apr 5 @ 5:23 PM ET
Currently living near the cove here in London. It was a dumpster til the very early 60s. All natural with city controlled pathways, it’s fantastic now, even deer can be seen running through there routinely. Needless to say nothing will be getting built there anytime soon let alone something like an arena.
- Dozzer

Hazardous, unlined landfill doesn’t sound great but they knew it was there all along. Part of the tentative deal addressed cleaning up the landfill. I don’t remember who was supposed to pay for it. In fact the issue with Phoenix isn’t even over that. It seems to be a zoning/subdivision fight.

Either way, there’s a referendum in Tempe next month that will determine whether the project goes ahead. This fight won’t help.
Canada Cup
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: “Give me Point, Cirelli and Paul all day against anybody.” Mr. Cooper , ON
Joined: 07.06.2007

Apr 5 @ 5:29 PM ET
(Just to be clear I don’t truly care as a Catholic - I have sense of humour)

Could you imagine in 2023 of these jokes were made about other religious groups? Man everyone would be charged with a hate crime and told they are intolerant, etc.

(Imagine my palms up hand over hand - moving over under over under and so on)

Who am I?

Jesus trying to catch a marble.

- Big23Questions


A zen student asks his master: “is it ok to use email?” “Yes”, replied the Buddhist Monk “but no attachments.”

How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, there is no lightbulb.

How fat was Buddha? He was so fat that when he wore a yellow raincoat, people think he’s a taxi.
Big23Questions
Detroit Red Wings
Joined: 04.11.2018

Apr 5 @ 5:31 PM ET
A zen student asks his master: “is it ok to use email?” “Yes”, replied the Buddhist Monk “but no attachments.”

How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, there is no lightbulb.

How fat was Buddha? He was so fat that when he wore a yellow raincoat, people think he’s a taxi.

- Canada Cup



Oh man you’re in trouble now eh haha
Canada Cup
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: “Give me Point, Cirelli and Paul all day against anybody.” Mr. Cooper , ON
Joined: 07.06.2007

Apr 5 @ 5:37 PM ET
Oh man you’re in trouble now eh haha
- Big23Questions

Nah, Satan’s got my back. It was part of a package deal when I traded him my soul for bigly intelligence and charm.
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Learn hockey, idiot., ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Apr 5 @ 5:40 PM ET
When I run the NHL I'll let you guys pick the American teams and where in Canada you want them. Ideas?
- Tee-Dot


Saskatchewan Slant Drillers
Big23Questions
Detroit Red Wings
Joined: 04.11.2018

Apr 5 @ 5:42 PM ET
Nah, Satan’s got my back. It was part of a package deal when I traded him my soul for bigly intelligence and charm.
- Canada Cup



Ha - going for a place at the table eh!
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Learn hockey, idiot., ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Apr 5 @ 5:42 PM ET
The current guys playing or the cap hit guys no longer playing?
- Dozzer


Lol yeah...their salary floor team is an incredible squad!
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Learn hockey, idiot., ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Apr 5 @ 5:43 PM ET
A zen student asks his master: “is it ok to use email?” “Yes”, replied the Buddhist Monk “but no attachments.”

How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, there is no lightbulb.

How fat was Buddha? He was so fat that when he wore a yellow raincoat, people think he’s a taxi.

- Canada Cup


So fat I swerved to avoid him in my car and I ran outta gas.
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Learn hockey, idiot., ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Apr 5 @ 5:45 PM ET
Although a Zen teaching does say if you meet the Buddha, kill him.
Dozzer
Referee
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow since I’m way up high
Joined: 09.15.2010

Apr 5 @ 5:49 PM ET
Hazardous, unlined landfill doesn’t sound great but they knew it was there all along. Part of the tentative deal addressed cleaning up the landfill. I don’t remember who was supposed to pay for it. In fact the issue with Phoenix isn’t even over that. It seems to be a zoning/subdivision fight.

Either way, there’s a referendum in Tempe next month that will determine whether the project goes ahead. This fight won’t help.

- Canada Cup


I wonder if phoenix has kept it to a zoning/subdivision fight since the cleanup of the dump rules/laws aren’t all that strong?
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Learn hockey, idiot., ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Apr 5 @ 5:51 PM ET
Buddy told me his men's league team is in something called 'the third round'. What the heck is he talking about?
Dozzer
Referee
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow since I’m way up high
Joined: 09.15.2010

Apr 5 @ 5:51 PM ET
Let’s avoid the dirty/sexual jokes please and thanks
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Learn hockey, idiot., ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Apr 5 @ 5:52 PM ET
Let’s avoid the dirty/sexual jokes please and thanks
- Dozzer


Just for the record, my Saskatchewan team name is strictly about drinking Alberta's milkshake.
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