I like that he thinks his brain works properly.
- JRR1285

Does anybody's really? Mine especially.

Does anybody's really? Mine especially.
- tomburton99

I have the fix we need:

I have the fix we need:




- JRR1285

This is the ugliest woman I've ever seen. 100% drinks at a bar during the day and has no teeth.

This is the ugliest woman I've ever seen. 100% drinks at a bar during the day and has no teeth.
- tomburton99

That's not gonna ruin her Christmas.

That's not gonna ruin her Christmas.
- JRR1285

I don't think i hate this any less

I don't think i hate this any less
- picklerick

I don't think i hate this any less
- picklerick

I have the fix we need:




- JRR1285

All I see is Mike Ricci.

- JRR1285

if we lose tonight it's your fault

NHL Alumni
@NHLAlumni
Nigel Dawes has officially announced his retirement from the @NHL
after 212 regular-season games-played.

Nigel was drafted in the 5th round of the 2003 NHL Entry Draft to the @NYRangers
. He would go on to score 84 points for several teams over 7 seasons, and spent 5 years in @TheAHL
during his NHL tenure.

Dawes’ hockey career didn’t stop after that as he spent 10 seasons in the KHL (scoring 505 points), and 2 seasons in the DEL (scoring 66 points).

Congratulations, Nigel on your fantastic career and welcome to the #NHLAlumni Association! 👏

- Mtlca66

What you all need to remember is that asking me for a gif is like asking a genie for a wish. Ambiguity may not be in your favor.

What you all need to remember is that asking me for a gif is like asking a genie for a wish. Ambiguity may not be in your favor.
- JRR1285

i told you i wanted YOUR hair on Drury's head. There was nothing ambiguous there

NHL Alumni
@NHLAlumni
Nigel Dawes has officially announced his retirement from the @NHL
after 212 regular-season games-played.

Nigel was drafted in the 5th round of the 2003 NHL Entry Draft to the @NYRangers
. He would go on to score 84 points for several teams over 7 seasons, and spent 5 years in @TheAHL
during his NHL tenure.

Dawes’ hockey career didn’t stop after that as he spent 10 seasons in the KHL (scoring 505 points), and 2 seasons in the DEL (scoring 66 points).

Congratulations, Nigel on your fantastic career and welcome to the #NHLAlumni Association! 👏
- picklerick

He hasn't played in the NHL in 12-13 years.

i told you i wanted YOUR hair on Drury's head. There was nothing ambiguous there
- picklerick

Listen, you get what I decide. Plus I'm not taking a pic of my hair/head to paste Drury's face on. Talk about nightmare fuel.

He hasn't played in the NHL in 12-13 years.

- JRR1285

Still better than that OTHER guy you picked in 2003....

Still better than that OTHER guy you picked in 2003....
- BINGO!

Huge Essiman

Still better than that OTHER guy you picked in 2003....
- BINGO!

Nice, a Hugh Jessiman joke, never heard that before.

Nice, a Hugh Jessiman joke, never heard that before.
- JRR1285

ESPN just ranked their top 50 players in the NHL Playoffs. Really would for someone to post this list in front of Mika.

https://www.espn.com/nhl/...yers-stanley-cup-playoffs

ESPN just ranked their top 50 players in the NHL Playoffs. Really would for someone to post this list in front of Mika.

https://www.espn.com/nhl/...yers-stanley-cup-playoffs
- Awolff9

I saw it and it was so absurd that it wasn't worth talking about.

All I see is Mike Ricci.
- Tonybere

Dribanejad is way better looking than that mutant.

I saw it and it was so absurd that it wasn't worth talking about.
- JRR1285

Jack Hughes over Leon

Jack Hughes over Leon
- picklerick

That's where I wanted to stop but I kept going. It got worse.

Nice, a Hugh Jessiman joke, never heard that before.
- JRR1285

Okay how about Ivan Baranka in round 2?
Kenny Roche in round 3?

Okay how about Ivan Baranka in round 2?
Kenny Roche in round 3?
- BINGO!

Why are you harassing us Bingo? I don't go over to your thread.