I decline to book that.
- Zezel

Tell me you wouldn't buy that result if you could Zezel?

"Why we got the Kyle Dubas and Maple Leafs contract stalemate all wrong"

Because you're poop "journalists?"
- AdamFrench

Because unproven and unnecessary drama is kind of the leafs media’s thing?

What's a 309ish section ticket going for
- Zezel

1 kidney

Sports broadcasters are just casino greeters at this point

What's a 309ish section ticket going for
- Zezel

The only seats available in Section 309 are a threesome - row 7. $873.63 per seat. No, you can't buy one or two. Only three.

Tell me you wouldn't buy that result if you could Zezel?
- Scabeh

No way, win tonight or nothing.

No way, win tonight or nothing.
- Zezel

You play a dangerous game my friend.

No way, win tonight or nothing.
- Zezel

Yeah, this is just a half a century of crushing pessimism talking, but tonight is game 7 for the Leafs.

We lose tonight, we definitely lose in Tampa in game 6, and then we are paralyzed for game 7.

RIP Jerry Springer.

The only seats available in Section 309 are a threesome - row 7. $873.63 per seat. No, you can't buy one or two. Only three.
- Atomic Wedgie

Lol round one

Tampa wins tonight. 5-2, Leafs never in it.

Leafs win a closely fought game 6 in a game 3 remake to end the series.

Book it.
- Scabeh

Shirley, you must be joking.

Hope you're wrong and Sammy returns to home form.

I'm sad we're not talking enough about the Kraken possibly eliminating the cup champs

Because unproven and unnecessary drama is kind of the leafs media’s thing?
- Dozzer

All hockey media north of the border is leaf-drama centric. It's what makes the $$.

1 kidney
- AdamFrench

Does it have to be mine? And does it have to viabl

RIP Jerry Springer.
- Scabeh

I googled it, and one of the links said this (I swear to franking God):

CNN: Live Updates: Jerry Springer Dead.

There's a whole month of dad jokes in there.

Does it have to be mine? And does it have to viabl
- Zezel

Can confirm it does not have to viabl.

All hockey media north of the border is leaf-drama centric. It's what makes the $$.
- The Law

Days of Our Leafs

1 kidney
- AdamFrench

Welp, at least I get to keep my firstborn, only have one of those!

I'm sad we're not talking enough about the Kraken possibly eliminating the cup champs
- Aaron_85

(frank) the Kraken. Stupid name. (frank) the Avs too. LEAFS

(frank) the Kraken. Stupid name. (frank) the Avs too. LEAFS
- Zezel

Technically speaking, wouldn't they just be the Av?

Welp, at least I get to keep my firstborn, only have one of those!
- Whipper

Well you can always make more kids but you can't grow another kidney.

Well you can always make more kids but you can't grow another kidney.
- Scabeh

Yeah, but my brother would probably be willing to donate one of his kids to me.

He wouldn't do it with a kidney.

Yeah, but my brother would probably be willing to donate one of his kids to me.

He wouldn't do it with a kidney.
- Atomic Wedgie

I'm willing to settle on half of my firstborn's kidney.

RIP Jerry Springer.
- Scabeh

I feel like before he came along we didn't know just how stupid people were - like really were. I would've thought you'd have the same idiots out there occasionally, but no. Every day more and more and more idiots. Gatherings of them.

I don't even know how they managed to get dressed and find their way to the studio, but there they were.

He paved the way for the awfulness of Geraldo, Maury and more of that ilk to come along.

I don't recall ever hearing bad things about him, per se, and admittedly someone was going to make shows like his no matter what, but you can't feel good about yourself when your job is basically exploitation.

Lol round one
- Zezel

Someone on a local facebook marketpace ad was selling 4 platinum box seats for $10k ($2500 each, but you had to buy all 4).

Based on those other prices, it's a steal!