Who does Keefe line up against Bennett/Tkatchup? I'm thinking RoR/Bunting and McCabe Brodie get them a lot. Matthews v. Barkov .....JT/Marner get to mop up against Lundell.
- The Law

Do you trust Bunting to be on the ice with Tkachuk?

Nice. I'm getting my license for duck hunting. Gonna start eating primarily fish and birds I kill.
- Zezel

Don't you live in Toronto? Going to eat the pigeons from the street?

Do you trust Bunting to be on the ice with Tkachuk?
- Canada Cup

Give Tkachuk the Cernak treatment. So, yes. Emphatically yes.

Don't you live in Toronto? Going to eat the pigeons from the street?
- Aaron_85

I'm to ride my horse out to the country and then salt and smoke the ducks for the winter.

I'm to ride my horse out to the country and then salt and smoke the ducks for the winter.
- Zezel

gonna need your daily limit every day of the season to keep you fed

gonna need your daily limit every day of the season to keep you fed
- drexel

I wonder what the limit is on ducks? They're everywhere. They're so tasty. Every time I see one I want to shoot it in the face and eat it. Geese too. Shoot a goose right in the (frank)ing head before it kills all of us.

8 birds per day! Lordy, lordy! I'm gonna be eating good.

Gotta get my shotgun quick before the government passes more dumbass legislation. Stupid little asswipe Trudeau puts nothing into border controls, where all the guns come from. (frank)ing stoner.

Anyway Go Leafs Go.

I can't believe the Leafs 7th game of the playoffs is against another team.
- Zezel

lmfaooooooooo 🤣

Got Leafs in 6.

Get it done.

I figured out why the Lightning wear those stupid jerseys that look exactly like Leafs jerseys... people in the crowd that wear them are indistinguishable from Leafs fans and it looks like the house is packed with bolts fans whereas over half of them are probably leafs fans.

Watch out for Panthers 3rd blue jersey

I wonder what the limit is on ducks? They're everywhere. They're so tasty. Every time I see one I want to shoot it in the face and eat it. Geese too. Shoot a goose right in the (frank)ing head before it kills all of us.
- Zezel

Birds aren't real. Don't believe the lies.

Birds aren't real. Don't believe the lies.
- GalacticStone

lol yeah that campaign is pretty funny

I figured out why the Lightning wear those stupid jerseys that look exactly like Leafs jerseys... people in the crowd that wear them are indistinguishable from Leafs fans and it looks like the house is packed with bolts fans whereas over half of them are probably leafs fans.

Watch out for Panthers 3rd blue jersey
- TheMussel

Stupid Panthers. Panther is a genus, not an animal. Stupid (frank)ing name. It's actually a puma. Ha ha, more lie POO-MA, am I right?

Stupid Panthers. Panther is a genus, not an animal. Stupid (frank)ing name. It's actually a puma. Ha ha, more lie POO-MA, am I right?
- Zezel

technically a florida panther is a cougar

i guess a cougar is a puma

Don't you live in Toronto? Going to eat the pigeons from the street?
- Aaron_85

pigeon pie with live in pigeon inside of it or was dove pie ??? in the games Throne spin off

technically a florida panther is a cougar

i guess a cougar is a puma
- TheMussel

so a female over the age of 40

technically a florida panther is a cougar
- TheMussel

Pumas and cougars are just different names for the same kitty.

so a female over the age of 40
- dmnted

Depends. It's over the age of 22 in certain sectors of the entertainment industry.

8 birds per day! Lordy, lordy! I'm gonna be eating good.
- Zezel

I have a Labrador Retriever who would be excellent at retrieving ducks.

She'll work for 1 duck per day for her master.

lol yeah that campaign is pretty funny
- Zezel

Hilarious actually… a psychology major who was playing around with the ridiculous beliefs and added that to one of the marches thinking that there was no way in hell anyone would see it as a truth…. I’m sadly not surprised there’s a large group of people who believe his satire is a truth tho lol

I figured out why the Lightning wear those stupid jerseys that look exactly like Leafs jerseys... people in the crowd that wear them are indistinguishable from Leafs fans and it looks like the house is packed with bolts fans whereas over half of them are probably leafs fans.

Watch out for Panthers 3rd blue jersey
- TheMussel

When I was living in Boston, they came out with the Winnie the Pooh jersey.

It was the exact same colour as their lower bowl seats.

The Bruins were absolute poop at the time, so I always suspected they did it to somehow make the empty seats less conspicuous.

I have a Labrador Retriever who would be excellent at retrieving ducks.

She'll work for 1 duck per day for her master.
- Atomic Wedgie

Deal. I'm gonna need a dog. But something tells me the Lab will tax some of that.

I'm not even totally joking about this duck thing. I look at the price of duck and then I look and see ducks just walking around everywhere. Geese too. They taste good.

Do you trust Bunting to be on the ice with Tkachuk?
- Canada Cup

Yeah. They were made for each other.

I'd put Matthews up against anyone too, make them beat him.

The Leafs slew the dragon. And now they have a clear path to the the cup! Expect the leafs to beat the panthers in 5 , the Devils in 5 , and stars in 5 .
- Ging72

Who did Seattle Slew?