Bettman is happy, saves 'Zona, Habs bribed Buttman for Fantilli. EVERYONE is happy!
- Symba007

I like it.

https://i.imgur.com/zXc2E.jpg
- Symba007

imagine how the mod would handle that if the twerking chicken was too much for them to handle.

Poor Bedard.
- Scabeh

There is 0% chance they ever get the 1st overall pick.

There is 0% chance they ever get the 1st overall pick.
- AdamFrench

I don't want to say the lottery is rigged.

But how did they never get a first overall despite sucking all these years?

- kicksave856

I don't want to say the lottery is rigged.

But how did they never get a first overall despite sucking all these years?
- Scabeh

cuz they're a joke of an organization that should never have existed in the first place.

cuz they're a joke of an organization that should never have existed in the first place.
- Pat1993

There's no debate on that but how does that affect their horrible luck at the draft lottery?

- Pat1993

aw. well now i don't want to eat him either.

but cows really are delicious. and pigs are the best.

- kicksave856

Bettman is happy, saves 'Zona, Habs bribed Buttman for Fantilli. EVERYONE is happy!
- Symba007

is Gramps happy?

I don't want to say the lottery is rigged.

But how did they never get a first overall despite sucking all these years?
- Scabeh

cause its a lotery? you may or may not win

cause its a lotery? you may or may not win
- deadpoulet

i won $20 on a scratch off!

i won $20 on a scratch off!
- kicksave856

I mean, if it's rig and Bettman hates canadians teams with all of his guts, why in the hell does mcdavid ended up with the Oilers?

There's no debate on that but how does that affect their horrible luck at the draft lottery?
- Scabeh

karma is a bitch.

cause its a lotery? you may or may not win
- deadpoulet

yeah but you'd think they would've won after sucking all that time, so in a sense it is kind of surprising.

There's no debate on that but how does that affect their horrible luck at the draft lottery?
- Scabeh

bad luck is not based on logic or anything of that matters.

They did draft some pretty good players over the years (well, at least one or two).

I mean, Clayton Keller is good and has a cool name.

i won $20 on a scratch off!
- kicksave856

can you bet using a scratch and sniff?

yeah but you'd think they would've won after sucking all that time, so in a sense it is kind of surprising.
- Pat1993

I guess

and the Oilers were lucky to get so many first overalls and high picks as well. they pretty much changed the rules because of them

I guess

and the Oilers were lucky to get so many first overalls and high picks as well. they pretty much changed the rules because of them
- deadpoulet

literally because of them, yeah. which is ironic considering how many of those picks didn't pan out lol

so according to Stéphane Leroux, from what he's heard it would be very surprising if the habs picked Mitchkov, even if he was available at 5th.

literally because of them, yeah. which is ironic considering how many of those picks didn't pan out lol
- Pat1993

maybe, but at the end they got mcdavid which is worthy of a few 1st overalls in himself

bad luck is not based on logic or anything of that matters.

They did draft some pretty good players over the years (well, at least one or two).

I mean, Clayton Keller is good and has a cool name.
- deadpoulet

*bets one dollar*

can you bet using a scratch and sniff?
- Pat1993

it's funny you say that because it was a christmas scratch off and when you scratched it it smelled like candy canes.

*bets one dollar*
- kicksave856

they did not make the playoffs...but he had a good season stats wise. He was in my god damn hockey pool.

so according to Stéphane Leroux, from what he's heard it would be very surprising if the habs picked Mitchkov, even if he was available at 5th.
- Pat1993

yeah, I dont think they can take that gamble