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LeftCoaster
Location: Valley Of The Sun
Joined: 07.03.2009

May 15 @ 5:33 PM ET
You're drinking tears and I am the one not to sharp.

- VANTEL

You clearly don’t know what a metaphor is.
VANTEL
Joined: 07.03.2010

May 15 @ 5:35 PM ET
You clearly don’t know what a metaphor is.
- LeftCoaster


Oh I clearly do but it is fun discussing your filthy fantasies about drinking other men's bodily fluids.
VanHockeyGuy
Location: “Who are we to think we’re anybody?” - Tocchet. Penticton, BC
Joined: 04.26.2012

May 15 @ 5:45 PM ET
I just hope he’s better than Podkolzin.
- LeftCoaster


Big year coming up for him and Kravtsov. Not sure on either.
Quinn's Quest
Vancouver Canucks
Joined: 08.08.2022

May 15 @ 5:45 PM ET
I watched a couple games vs the Winnipeg Ice and he was fun to watch. Had a strong playoffs 16 points in 10 games. Your scouts blog said that his skating is near NHL ready. Good sign because he is only 165 lbs and that's a lot of room for growth in strength.

Your scouts blog seems to be real consensus that Reinbacher, ASP, Barlow, Moore, Danielson, Yager, Simashev, Wood are all just outside of the top 10 but no one really stands out and there's really no consensus on who should be pick other than who that teams scouts feel has the most upside still. There is 8 players there, I think that trading down to 15th or something would be a very good idea as to get better value

- manvanfan


Forget value just draft the player you like. If Reinbacher is there take him. If not take Simashev. If not ASP. Trade down and you lose that choice.
VANTEL
Joined: 07.03.2010

May 15 @ 5:51 PM ET
Big year coming up for him and Kravtsov. Not sure on either.
- VanHockeyGuy


I think they just need to contribute. Your top players are the ones that need a big year.
Nighthawk
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Canuckville, BC
Joined: 01.09.2015

May 15 @ 5:51 PM ET
Forget value just draft the player you like. If Reinbacher is there take him. If not take Simashev. If not ASP. Trade down and you lose that choice.
- Quinn's Quest

Trading down still leaves good choices. All depends on other biz needed done & how far down.
Nighthawk
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Canuckville, BC
Joined: 01.09.2015

May 15 @ 5:52 PM ET
I think they just need to contribute. Your top players are the ones that need a big year.
- VANTEL

They need to play like every day players. Much more consistency.
golfingsince
Location: This message is Marwood approved!
Joined: 11.30.2011

May 15 @ 5:53 PM ET
Yes, they pay my airfare, hotel, vehicle rental and a daily rate on top of that. That’s just for food and beer. You’d have to eat a whole lot to buy $180 USD worth of groceries every day. Not bad for sitting around telling people what they should be doing.
- LeftCoaster


Yeah man, good for you.

It would be nice to consult every now and then for top dollar, but only every now and then.

Anyways if you make it to the maritimes we'll play a round of golf.
VanHockeyGuy
Location: “Who are we to think we’re anybody?” - Tocchet. Penticton, BC
Joined: 04.26.2012

May 15 @ 5:53 PM ET
I think they just need to contribute. Your top players are the ones that need a big year.
- VANTEL


With Kravtsov it's 5V5.
Nighthawk
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Canuckville, BC
Joined: 01.09.2015

May 15 @ 5:54 PM ET
OHL Pete’s & Knights on at 4pm.
neem55
Vancouver Canucks
Joined: 02.02.2012

May 15 @ 6:02 PM ET
He should be focusing on Hockey right now because that's what he's paid to do. Nothing impressive about this at all. It only proves he can't get over the hump in either sport. Trade him now before it's too late.
- Load Management

what a take. No one gets vacation time!
golfingsince
Location: This message is Marwood approved!
Joined: 11.30.2011

May 15 @ 6:06 PM ET
Nobody gets paid at this time of year. Yet there are still guys out there putting themselves on the line, for a lot less than the 56 million the Canucks just invested in him, to pursue an offseason Golfing career.

He should be in the gym or still skating hard like the guys that are still playing. Not chasing balls around at a country club.

- Load Management


If I were a pro I'd absolutely take July off, and all the time up to it I had off as well. I might start back in July if I didn't make the playoffs.

It's a long (frank)ing season, you need a break at some point.
VanHockeyGuy
Location: “Who are we to think we’re anybody?” - Tocchet. Penticton, BC
Joined: 04.26.2012

May 15 @ 6:15 PM ET
If I were a pro I'd absolutely take July off, and all the time up to it I had off as well. I might start back in July if I didn't make the playoffs.

It's a long (frank)ing season, you need a break at some point.

- golfingsince


Tocchet told him it was okay on "nights he didn't have it".
Load Management
Season Ticket Holder
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Billings Spit, BC
Joined: 09.22.2019

May 15 @ 6:16 PM ET
what a take. No one gets vacation time!
- neem55


You'll fully understand when you finally get a job.
golfingsince
Location: This message is Marwood approved!
Joined: 11.30.2011

May 15 @ 6:20 PM ET
Tocchet told him it was okay on "nights he didn't have it".
- VanHockeyGuy

I think what Tocchet said is he played the right way on nights he didn't have it. Toucchet has played full seasons multiple times, he gets what it's like. I can't remember a single player bringing it for 20 minutes a night, 82 nights a year.

Let's be honest, he's golfing not on a beach drinking beer. They call it the offseason for a reason. IF he's training the first week of August there's nothing to see.
LordHumungous
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Greetings from the Humungous. Ayatollah of rock and rolla!
Joined: 08.15.2014

May 15 @ 6:23 PM ET
Well you'll probably love this music video then.




Only Chompsey could watch this and not get wood.

- boonerbuck

Where is Chompsey miss that guy...

LordHumungous
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Greetings from the Humungous. Ayatollah of rock and rolla!
Joined: 08.15.2014

May 15 @ 6:25 PM ET
He should be focusing on Hockey right now because that's what he's paid to do. Nothing impressive about this at all. It only proves he can't get over the hump in either sport. Trade him now before it's too late.
- Load Management

No different than when Luongo was more focused on Poker than he was winning a cup.
Load Management
Season Ticket Holder
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Billings Spit, BC
Joined: 09.22.2019

May 15 @ 6:33 PM ET
No different than when Luongo was more focused on Poker than he was winning a cup.
- LordHumungous


He should've been traded a lot sooner as well.
boonerbuck
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Not Quesnel, BC
Joined: 10.11.2005

May 15 @ 6:37 PM ET
Ha…yeah, sure. Reminds me of the Morgan Freeman speech in Shawshank Redemption where he says “don’t you know, everyone’s innocent in here”.

Are you kidding me, do you know how much consultants make? This is a highly paid vacation away from her. They give me $180 a day for LOA, that’s a lot of steak and beers every day.

- LeftCoaster


So you think Boonerbuck is an Nighthawk alt. Woman, stfu....

They say it takes about 3 weeks for estrogen levels fall back to a mans level after they have taken E supplements. If you start acting like a man after 3 weeks away from her, then you know she's been spiking your Papbs Blue Ribbons.
VanHockeyGuy
Location: “Who are we to think we’re anybody?” - Tocchet. Penticton, BC
Joined: 04.26.2012

May 15 @ 6:37 PM ET
I think what Tocchet said is he played the right way on nights he didn't have it. Toucchet has played full seasons multiple times, he gets what it's like. I can't remember a single player bringing it for 20 minutes a night, 82 nights a year.

Let's be honest, he's golfing not on a beach drinking beer. They call it the offseason for a reason. IF he's training the first week of August there's nothing to see.

- golfingsince


I don't really GAF either way. Maybe he turns golf pro and retires from hockey, I'd LMAO.
boonerbuck
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Not Quesnel, BC
Joined: 10.11.2005

May 15 @ 6:39 PM ET
Nobody gets paid at this time of year. Yet there are still guys out there putting themselves on the line, for a lot less than the 56 million the Canucks just invested in him, to pursue an offseason Golfing career.

He should be in the gym or still skating hard like the guys that are still playing. Not chasing balls around at a country club.

- Load Management


IKR... he has already taken a step back since putting pen to paper on that deal... he's going to face a lot of rage if he has yet another step back season.
boonerbuck
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Not Quesnel, BC
Joined: 10.11.2005

May 15 @ 6:40 PM ET
You drink tears?

What's your take on snot?

- VANTEL


He rates snot higher than tears, but lower than jizz.
golfingsince
Location: This message is Marwood approved!
Joined: 11.30.2011

May 15 @ 6:41 PM ET
I don't really GAF either way. Maybe he turns golf pro and retires from hockey, I'd LMAO.
- VanHockeyGuy

He shot a 78 in qualifying. That's like going -6 in your first AHL game.
boonerbuck
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Not Quesnel, BC
Joined: 10.11.2005

May 15 @ 6:43 PM ET
Where is Chompsey miss that guy...
- LordHumungous


He came out of the closet in his last post on here. Not a word since...
golfingsince
Location: This message is Marwood approved!
Joined: 11.30.2011

May 15 @ 6:49 PM ET
He came out of the closet in his last post on here. Not a word since...
- boonerbuck

Made it clear what he was chomping on amiright?
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