https://www.tiktok.com/@c...video/7247024786281368858

I'm going straight to hell
- stinger67

no kidding.
plus they will probably sue the company for billions

not only would I not pay 250k to get in, you would pay ME 250k and I still wouldn't get in. lol poor guys
- fidopro

would you still take the goddamn money?

LTIR was not designed to be a way to get out of cap issues and terrible contacts, it was designed to do the bullpoop like Kucherov and Stone. Hence the "reserve" part of "long term injury." It implies they will come back or could. I honestly don't care, just poking fun. Much like Robidas Island and the fact that the Coyotes are half LTIRetired players.
- AdamFrench

Why not having a rule stating that if you are on LTR for more than 3/4 of the season you can’t get reactivated during the playoffs? Or something similar… This is getting really more and more like a joke…

Why not having a rule stating that if you are on LTR for more than 3/4 of the season you can’t get reactivated during the playoffs? Or something similar… This is getting really more and more like a joke…
- TheInformer697041

I expect owners will come up with something in a near future. some GMs are not very happy.
and thank you for scrapping Stinger's evening, he was doing just fine until now. lol

would you still take the goddamn money?
- deadpoulet

He said he wouldn’t get in.

So therefor he would not get the money..

Jerk off twice back to back!! You’ll sleep through your alarm
- Snots33_77

Well… is twice back to back counts for 4???

Not sure Gramps can make it past 2…

He said he wouldn’t get in.

So therefor he would not get the money..
- pete26

at least one is following

not only would I not pay 250k to get in, you would pay ME 250k and I still wouldn't get in. lol poor guys
- fidopro

8 figures BEFORE the decimal point and i might, just might, think about it.

i mean seriously. did they not ask to see how they would control it from the top?

i would have slapped the guy and left. 250K is like pocket lint to those guys.

https://www.tiktok.com/@c...video/7247024786281368858

I'm going straight to hell
- stinger67

tabarnak

I expect owners will come up with something in a near future. some GMs are not very happy.
and thank you for scrapping Stinger's evening, he was doing just fine until now. lol
- fidopro

Well… is twice back to back counts for 4???

Not sure Gramps can make it past 2…
- TheInformer697041

he wasn't talking to me.

tabarnak

- Pat1993

https://www.tiktok.com/@e...video/7247101294148898050

I've spent the evening laughing at these...like I said I'm going to hell

8 figures BEFORE the decimal point and i might, just might, think about it.

i mean seriously. did they not ask to see how they would control it from the top?

i would have slapped the guy and left. 250K is like pocket lint to those guys.
- Gramps28

Best case scenario to survive, a guy would have to kill the other 4, just for the oxygen, no?

8 figures BEFORE the decimal point and i might, just might, think about it.

i mean seriously. did they not ask to see how they would control it from the top?

i would have slapped the guy and left. 250K is like pocket lint to those guys.
- Gramps28

that story doesn't make any sense tbh. what were they expecting to see down there in that thing?

Best case scenario to survive, a guy would have to kill the other 4, just for the oxygen, no?
- pete26

I have 2$ on the 19 y/o kid

https://www.tiktok.com/@e...video/7247101294148898050

I've spent the evening laughing at these...like I said I'm going to hell
- stinger67

best one i saw is from krispy.

111 year later and the titanic is still killing millionaires.

Best case scenario to survive, a guy would have to kill the other 4, just for the oxygen, no?
- pete26

he will survive a bit longer but the killing is going to use up a lot of oxygen so he make get a few hours at best.

plus, you know, the other 3 are just gonna have to sit there and wait to be murdered.

he will survive a bit longer but the killing is going to use up a lot of oxygen so he make get a few hours at best.

plus, you know, the other 3 are just gonna have to sit there and wait to be murdered.
- Gramps28

omg it's Life of Pi all over again

that story doesn't make any sense tbh. what were they expecting to see down there in that thing?
- fidopro

nothing you can't see on NATGEO that for (frank)ing sure.

He said he wouldn’t get in.

So therefor he would not get the money..
- pete26

I know he would not get in. But he could just take the money and run

I know he would not get in. But he could just take the money and run
- deadpoulet

This a story about Fido and Bobby Sue..

I'm still on sleeping meds...I was supposed to quit that in July but I don't think it will happen
- stinger67

I wish I could do that too my friend! I suffer from depression and anxiety and I’ve been unemployed for 15 months on LTD!

I’m glad I could make you laugh! You’re a smart man and a decent man, you’ll land on your feet no problem

This is all part of Pat Brisson's devilish plan to use Montreal to get his client a big payday elsewhere
- stinger67

Why not having a rule stating that if you are on LTR for more than 3/4 of the season you can’t get reactivated during the playoffs? Or something similar… This is getting really more and more like a joke…
- TheInformer697041

Then it would be LTI. Minus the R because it wouldn’t be a reserve then….