I just drove the wife to our daughters and on the way I seen a vanity license plate UR XQZD.

Being the old pervert that I am ( you know this better than me) my mind thinks "You're X QZ D or you're exquisite" So I figure I have to speed up and take a look.

I pull along side and look in and it is a fifty-year-old man that looks like a turtle without the shell. Then I figured it out. I guess it meant "You're X Q ZD you're excused". Talk about your disappointments of the day.
- VANTEL

I got that right away. Seek help.

I got that right away. Seek help.
- VanHockeyGuy

The funny thing is they were driving a 10 year old mid sized car color green, so my initial reaction was how exquisite can this be. I was thinking this person really over rated themselves.


I did seek help and it didn't help.

The funny thing is they were driving a 10 year old mid sized car color green, so my initial reaction was how exquisite can this be. I was thinking this person really over rated themselves.


I did seek help and it didn't help.
- VANTEL

I went to see my doctor last week he said I have good news and bad news, which do you want to hear first?

ME; the bad news

Doctor; you need surgery

ME; what the hell is the good news?

Doctor; see that nurse over there?

ME; Yes

Doctor; I'm f*cking her

I went to see my doctor last week he said I have good news and bad news, which do you want to hear first?

ME; the bad news

Doctor; you need surgery

ME; what the hell is the good news?

Doctor; see that nurse over there?

ME; Yes

Doctor; I'm f*cking her
- VanHockeyGuy

Doctor/patient bad news/worse news.

D: You have a heart condition and only 24 hours to live.

P: What is worse news that that?

D: I have been trying to get hold of you since yesterday.

Here is a name that is still a UFA. Would Canucks circle back after they are close to a final roster and sign local boy Jujhar Khaira for one year 800K.

Fan favorite add some toughness.

I am not disagreeing, but I don't think EP is viewed as a superstar league wide. Most lists I see come out have him ranked as a very good player but not a superstar. Same as Aho, I don't view him as a superstar. Very good but not elite.
- VANTEL

Top 10 scorer, top 5 Selke i think he's pretty well respected league wide.

Someone in New York or California will be paying him, not Aquilini.
- Marwood

do you ever tire of being wrong?

Top 10 scorer, top 5 Selke i think he's pretty well respected league wide.
- neem55

Teams are always watching tape on him. Thats how you know he's respected.

Top 10 scorer, top 5 Selke i think he's pretty well respected league wide.
- neem55

No doubt well respected, my statement is I don't think the rest of the league view him as a superstar like McKinnon McDavid OV Crosby and so on. I believe they view him as the next tier down which is a very good class of players.

I have been listening to these UFO hearings and have to say it is very interesting. Whether you believe them or not, the hearings themselves are like opening Pandora's box. Many levels of government being exposed as to who is running the country.



Grab the popcorn and enjoy the discussions.

I have been listening to these UFO hearings and have to say it is very interesting. Whether you believe them or not, the hearings themselves are like opening Pandora's box. Many levels of government being exposed as to who is running the country.



Grab the popcorn and enjoy the discussions.
- VANTEL

Don't forget your tinfoil hat....freak.

Sinead OConnor as the Irish would say, has croaked at the age of 56.
- VANTEL

Wow , young still .
And Keith Richards keeps on keeping on

Don't forget your tinfoil hat....freak.
- Load Management

Hear me out on this.

People by the millions are lining up and paying 50 dollars to go see a movie about a real life doll.

People by the millions think Trump should be president again.

Millions attend Nickelback concerts

And I have seen your final roster in the hockey pool.

If a planet this dumb can figure out how to travel to other planets why can't they?

I have been listening to these UFO hearings and have to say it is very interesting. Whether you believe them or not, the hearings themselves are like opening Pandora's box. Many levels of government being exposed as to who is running the country.



Grab the popcorn and enjoy the discussions.
- VANTEL

The likelihood of us being the only intelligent (I use that term lightly considering Trump supporters exist) lifeforms in the universe is as close to impossible as you can get.

Hear me out on this.

People by the millions are lining up and paying 50 dollars to go see a movie about a real life doll.

People by the millions think Trump should be president again.

Millions attend Nickelback concerts

And I have seen your final roster in the hockey pool.

If a planet this dumb can figure out how to travel to other planets why can't they?


- VANTEL

You missed the freakout Jagr Bombs DMed me when I beat him in the Finals.

But yeah, I can't disagree.

You missed the freakout Jagr Bombs DMed me when I beat him in the Finals.

But yeah, I can't disagree.
- Load Management

You are adding fuel to my fire about a dumb planet.

If yours was the best roster then YIKES

Hear me out on this.

People by the millions are lining up and paying 50 dollars to go see a movie about a real life doll.

People by the millions think Trump should be president again.

Millions attend Nickelback concerts

And I have seen your final roster in the hockey pool.

If a planet this dumb can figure out how to travel to other planets why can't they?


- VANTEL

Hear me out on this.

People by the millions are lining up and paying 50 dollars to go see a movie about a real life doll.

People by the millions think Trump should be president again.

Millions attend Nickelback concerts

And I have seen your final roster in the hockey pool.

If a planet this dumb can figure out how to travel to other planets why can't they?


- VANTEL

Yup.

Yup.
- Marwood

You left out LM's team roster that may be the most offensive item on that list.

Hear me out on this.

People by the millions are lining up and paying 50 dollars to go see a movie about a real life doll.

People by the millions think Trump should be president again.

Millions attend Nickelback concerts

And I have seen your final roster in the hockey pool.

If a planet this dumb can figure out how to travel to other planets why can't they?


- VANTEL

He should 100%.

He should 100%.
- VanHockeyGuy

Tweedledee or Tweedledum. Does it matter?

Tweedledee or Tweedledum. Does it matter?
- VANTEL

I agree with LH. This thread has always been infested with neo leftists.

I agree with LH. This thread has always been infested with neo leftists.
- VanHockeyGuy

What the (frank) is the matter with you?