Already faxed. I sent him a message to his pager too.
- Glak18

Don't use the same fax machine we used to try and dump Jonas Hoglund.

word to the wise; if you’re having trouble going number 2, get yourself a nespresso and drink about 2 or 3 triples a morning👍

you’ll be back on your throne 4 or 5 times a day like you’re supposed to 👊🏿
- Skalapy

A couple of years ago, I was wandering through Home Depot, and I came across a Squatty Potty on the discount table.

Curiosity got the better of me, and I bought it (less than $20).

Obviously I'm not allowed to keep it out in the bathroom, so it lives tucked away in the closet, but at times when I really, really need to ... ahem ... focus, it comes out.

And it's franking glorious.

I wonder how much $ Ford made off his sticker company during Covid?
- drexel

I wonder if Bigfoot's interdimensional vehicle is powered by the psionic beams of the shadow people.

Already faxed. I sent him a message to his pager too.
- Glak18

don't forget to msg him via ICQ.

To be fair, none of us know what the hell we are talking about around these parts (including hockey).
- mjones242

I know about meteorites. That's it. That's my lane and wheelhouse : space rocks.

Everything I say outside of that context is 50% hot air and 50% guesswork.

But, I am self-aware of that fact and I can live it without getting defensive or butthurt. Half of our society could do well to emulate that.

I wonder if Bigfoot's interdimensional vehicle is powered by the psionic beams of the shadow people.
- Zezel

i honestly dont think he can drive

don't forget to msg him via ICQ.
- dmnted

He's not answering his AIM

I know about meteorites. That's it. That's my lane and wheelhouse : space rocks.

Everything I say outside of that context is 50% hot air and 50% guesswork.

But, I am self-aware of that fact and I can live it without getting defensive or butthurt. Half of our society could do well to emulate that.
- GalacticStone

What do you think about that guy that claims there are metal globules of alien tech in that meteorite that crashed into the ocean?

A team shouldn't, but there are markets that probably would have to. There are markets that have to overpay to attract their talent - Winnipeg and Arizona come immediately to mind - one for the bitter winter, and the other for the bitter atmosphere. To some extent Alberta has similar problems, but so would Ottawa as all three cities can get pretty horrible in winter. Then you have the cities which might need to overpay to attract talent because of where they are in their rebuild - Chicago and Anaheim come to mind, and because Chicago just landed Bedard, it might not even be the case.

But some of those markets might take a player's market value and have to inflate it to attract the player.

If you have $10m to spare, is Nylander the guy you plop down the cash for? Based on available names, he might be one of the better options around coming into UFA next year. His only direct competition would be Aho and I highly suspect Carolina resigns him. $10m for Willy is more of an act of desperation, but it's also a reflection of the escalating cap. If he puts up 40 goals again this year, he probably crosses that $10m threshold.
- Monkeypunk

He'd be in Huberdeau cap hit range.

A couple of years ago, I was wandering through Home Depot, and I came across a Squatty Potty on the discount table.

Curiosity got the better of me, and I bought it (less than $20).

Obviously I'm not allowed to keep it out in the bathroom, so it lives tucked away in the closet, but at times when I really, really need to ... ahem ... focus, it comes out.

And it's franking glorious.
- Atomic Wedgie

I'm gonna get one. For now I'm just keeping my ass elevated off the Habs symbol when I take a crunch.

Of all the things that never happened, that guy being a mathematician never happened the hardest.
- Aetherial

A couple of years ago, I was wandering through Home Depot, and I came across a Squatty Potty on the discount table.

Curiosity got the better of me, and I bought it (less than $20).

Obviously I'm not allowed to keep it out in the bathroom, so it lives tucked away in the closet, but at times when I really, really need to ... ahem ... focus, it comes out.

And it's franking glorious.
- Atomic Wedgie

ease up on those xtra shots of caffeine in the am.

when I am able to confirm my beliefs by cherry picking a few examples...thats critical thinking, not confirmation bias

*please note, this is a hockey post I swear
- senstroll

Even my friends that worked in the Covid ICU watching unvaccinated patients die didn't extrapolate from that that all unvaccinated patients died. But not too long after people started getting vaccinated, it was pretty much just unvaccinated patients in the ICU. That's just from people working there for several years though, what do they know. It's not like they have a podcast or anything.

word to the wise; if you’re having trouble going number 2, get yourself a nespresso and drink about 2 or 3 triples a morning👍

you’ll be back on your throne 4 or 5 times a day like you’re supposed to 👊🏿
- Skalapy

This is good advice - I have a homemade Lungo or two every morning and I am the envy of all my friends and family. I have a beautifully formed #4 around 10am every morning.

*I may be typing and pinching at the same time.

ease up on those xtra shots of caffeine in the am.
- dmnted

You're thinking about the wrong end of the Bristol Stool Scale.

don't forget to msg him via ICQ.
- dmnted

Uh oh

don't forget to msg him via ICQ.
- dmnted

I saved the Word Perfect file on an AOL trial disk that I reformatted.

Let me know if you want me to hit Shift + F7 to print it out.

What do you think about that guy that claims there are metal globules of alien tech in that meteorite that crashed into the ocean?
- Zezel

What if he IS that guy?

You're thinking about the wrong end of the Bristol Stool Scale.


- Atomic Wedgie

Landing a #4 brown trout is always good.

I saved the Word Perfect file on an AOL trial disk that I reformatted.

Let me know if you want me to hit Shift + F7 to print it out.
- Atomic Wedgie

did you make a hole in the top left corner to make double density?
fun times

What if he IS that guy?
- The Law

I want to believe

did make a hole in the top left corner to make double density?
fun times
- dmnted

Funny thing is, I was going to write that - but couldn't remember if the sample disks ever came in 5.25", so I decided to be safe.

I remember a junior high school teacher wondering why her hole punch kept going missing - I didn't have the heart to tell her all of us were stealing them.

You're thinking about the wrong end of the Bristol Stool Scale.


- Atomic Wedgie

i did a type 5 this morning

Landing a #4 brown trout is always good.
- Zezel

i'm a #3 guy myself, satisfying plop and minimal wipe

i'm a #3 guy myself, satisfying plop and minimal wipe
- TheMussel

#3 is my favourite.

Any time you can cut down on paperwork...