So, like crypto-currency?
- oldstyle

I'm thinking of getting into crypto - but I'm hesitant to let go of my Bre-X stock.

Haven't checked the value of it in a while, but I know it was worth millions, so I've got that going for me.

There's something very strange about the human condition, when hockey fans are willing to invest so much time, money and emotion every year, when there's a 96.875% chance of heartache at the end of the year.
- Atomic Wedgie

I like the little moments of happiness and hope before the inevitable coup de grace that crushes my heart.

I read some article that went through the various sufferings of different fanbases. The Leafs are obvious. But there's no shortage of ball punches around the league. Probably the one who has gotten off the easiest has been Vegas. But I'll betcha they don't win again for like 50 years.

I'm thinking of getting into crypto - but I'm hesitant to let go of my Bre-X stock.

Haven't checked the value of it in a while, but I know it was worth millions, so I've got that going for me.
- Atomic Wedgie

I'm going all in on meth. Whatever I don't sell, I can smoke!

I'm going all in on meth. Whatever I don't sell, I can smoke!
- Zezel

It's a great weightloss program.

It's a great weightloss program.
- Atomic Wedgie

Kills your appetite, and how can you eat with no teeth!

Kills your appetite, and how can you eat with no teeth!
- Zezel

If you boil alligator meat long enough, you can eat it without teeth.

If you boil alligator meat long enough, you can eat it without teeth.
- GalacticStone

Special Florida knowledge!

Do they still have those boiled peanuts down there? And all the pancakes houses? Man I like pancakes houses.

You're thinking about the wrong end of the Bristol Stool Scale.


- Atomic Wedgie

It's always a good day when Wedgie gets to bring out the Bristol stool chart!

Honestly EK, these World Vison ads that say plant a seed in a child are gonna get me on some list.

It's funny that the poo chart keeps getting quoted so it's smeared across this whole thread.

I thought this was the rumour chart at first.
- Zezel

It's funny that the poo chart keeps getting quoted so it's smeared across this whole thread.
- Zezel

speaking of smeared

#5 is nearly impossible to clear.

I saw a mink down in Tommy Thomson this morning. He came weaseling along confidently, like he didn't give a frank. Also about ten bunnies, and a beaver. I saw some fish jump, but they didn't want frank all to do with my water popper. Go Leafs Go.

You're thinking about the wrong end of the Bristol Stool Scale.


- Atomic Wedgie

Right now, I don’t see the current product I am producing on this list. I’m pretty good at finding gaps in the market as well as a source to fill that void - as uncomfortable as it may be.

speaking of smeared

#5 is nearly impossible to clear.
- Aetherial

I've started just taking a shower after whenever I can. Endless wiping is too demoralizing.

Right now, I don’t see the current product I am producing on this list. I’m pretty good at finding gaps in the market as well as a source to fill that void - as uncomfortable as it may be.
- Woderwick

There's no gorilla fingers on there.

I'm thinking of getting into crypto - but I'm hesitant to let go of my Bre-X stock.

Haven't checked the value of it in a while, but I know it was worth millions, so I've got that going for me.
- Atomic Wedgie

I sold my Breezy stock (holding company for Bre-X) the day before dude got pushed out of the helicopter.

Any (frank)ing hockey news or do I just have to keep seeing the poop chart and dumb vaccine comments all day???

Sign Matthews.

Trade Nylander for Big RHD.

Trade Murray...don't do a buy out so nice not having those on the books every year any more.

I sold my Breezy stock (holding company for Bre-X) the day before dude got pushed out of the helicopter.
- .HOHO.

My wife went to school with a guy who was interviewed for the Head of Investor Relations for Bre-X.

He didn't get the job, but he has the FOAD letter framed.

Oh look, some cute graphs found online that have zero context. As a mathematician I will give you a little lesson on how stats can be misused to fool people. First of all, you need to ask where this data came from? What country, what area of said country, which hospital(s)? Also ask, how did they determine vaccinated vs non-vaccinated? Most health units did not count anyone vaccinated if they received the vax within 2-4 weeks. So when the health units raided old age homes and vaccinated everyone, if any got covid in the next 2-4 weeks, that was recorded as non-vaccinated. Hmmm... I wonder if the jab had any influence on them getting the virus? hmmm... but we will record all these cases as non-vaccinated.

Also, look at the label on the vertical axis. The numbers are per 1 million persons. So the numbers themselves are meaningless as there could have only been 5 people in hospital "with" Covid. But they use a multiplier to make it parts per 1 million. Thus exaggerating the total actual numbers. And again, they counted those in hospital regardless if it was Covid that brought them into the hospital. You broke your arm, they will test you at the door. Bam, you now count as having Covid and in the hospital. Also look at the last graph, the scale is completely different from the first two graphs to exaggerate the differences. This is called skewing the graph.

Anyhow, I am done trying to convince the unconvincible. My suggestion is to start using your own observations(it is called critical thinking). I don't know a single non-vaccinated person that had to go to the hospital because of Covid. I did know some already vaccinated people though and one who ended up dying unfortunately.

The jabs were a failure. And many people got fooled into taking them. I have friends now who regret taking them. I do not know a single person who regrets not getting them. I made the right choice. I also don't have to worry about any future side effects. I don't have heart issues that so many vaccinated people have experienced.

Bottom line is, make your choice and mind your own damn business what other peoples choice was. There is not a single person on this planet that can argue I made the wrong choice.

Can the refs on here just start banning the clowns that keep bringing up this topic please?!!!
- rSole

Methmatician is more likely

Any (frank)ing hockey news or do I just have to keep seeing the poop chart and dumb vaccine comments all day???

Sign Matthews.

Trade Nylander for Big RHD.

Trade Murray...don't do a buy out so nice not having those on the books every year any more.
- underhill14

Trading Nylander is an idea that belongs on the poop chart.

Trading Nylander is an idea that belongs on the poop chart.

- Zezel

Not if his outrageous demands are getting in the way of signing Matthews. IMPoopO

https://www.npr.org/2023/...67/gwar-tiny-desk-concert

I sold my Breezy stock (holding company for Bre-X) the day before dude got pushed out of the helicopter.
- .HOHO.

Wasn't there speculation that the guy who fell from the helicopter wasn't actually the Bre-X guy?

Nashville Seattle or Anaheim
- mr.sir

Seattle isnt giving up major assets and RF is NOT shelling out 10mil on nylander blowing his cap structure to hell for the future with Beniers etc. Shwartz and Burakovsky are already locked in on the wing. Hell most of Seattle's forwards have some form of ntc.