I know, right?



- Nasty_Duck

Just remember folks, hooked on phonics didnt work for everyone.

Hey! You funnin on my momma cause sheeze the won hoo learnt me how to reed and how too spel two.
- bluemoon737

For a second I thought this was going to be a main headline on this site.

Hey! You funnin on my momma cause sheeze the won hoo learnt me how to reed and how too spel two.
- bluemoon737

Ricky Henderson said it best.

"Moms dooze knows bess"

Ricky Henderson said it best.

"Moms dooze knows best"
- glove_was_stuck

Apparently you bruins fans are dense. Keep doing the same thing and expect different results. You keep winning but not cups. Bet youre happy with that.
- LFS

Kind of feel like you might be a little obsessed with the Bruins.

Kind of feel like you might be a little obsessed with the Bruins.
- Mahewman

It's both sad and funny at the same time.

It's both sad and funny at the same time.
- Nasty_Duck

He's probably some fake ass Bruins fan who quit after Thornton was traded and still has hemorrhoid's from the cataclysmic level butt-hurt s/he is experiencing. In a fit a desperation starting uncontrollably started guzzling Chicago Richards. Sounds South Shore to me...maybe Deluxbury?

He's probably some fake ass Bruins fan who quit after Thornton was traded and still has hemorrhoid's from the cataclysmic level butt-hurt s/he is experiencing. In a fit a desperation starting uncontrollably started guzzling Chicago Richards. Sounds South Shore to me...maybe Deluxbury?
- glove_was_stuck

LOL.

And the Bruins only signed Chara with the room trading Thorton provided, and went on to .......... win the Cup.

LOL.

And the Bruins only signed Chara with the room trading Thorton provided, and went on to .......... win the Cup.
- Nasty_Duck

Yeah but Jumbo

Kind of feel like you might be a little obsessed with the Bruins.
- Mahewman

After my hawks i want the bruins to do well. I am not obsessed, i just feel they are making a mistake in how they are going about things. In my opinion, i think the bruins need to clean house because although they may be competitive with these players they will not win a cup with them and winning the cup is what counts.

He's probably some fake ass Bruins fan who quit after Thornton was traded and still has hemorrhoid's from the cataclysmic level butt-hurt s/he is experiencing. In a fit a desperation starting uncontrollably started guzzling Chicago Richards. Sounds South Shore to me...maybe Deluxbury?
- glove_was_stuck

As usually you arent even close. Chicagoan and hawk fan all my life. But you really are “stuck” and you dont know how to get out.

As usually you arent even close. Chicagoan and hawk fan all my life. But you really are “stuck” and you dont know how to get out.
- LFS

- glove_was_stuck

As usually, he got you!

- glove_was_stuck

Hopefully you have adequately recovered from that burn my friend.

As usually, he got you!


- Mahewman

Hopefully you have adequately recovered from that burn my friend.
- dothedougie

It's been rough, you know. Such a deep burn. I'll never be the same.

It's been rough, you know. Such a deep burn. I'll never be the same.
- glove_was_stuck

That one just reeks of a need for some kind of validation.

Like the little kid no one will play with. sad.

That one just reeks of a need for some kind of validation.

Like the little kid no one will play with. sad.
- Nasty_Duck

Yep. Definitely like a man-child thing.