https://www.theonion.com/mls-parents-complain-leo-messi-too-advanced-for-sons-l-1850749255?utm_campaign=The+Onion&utm_content=1692378015&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_source=twitter

I don't know if the onion is real but that poop is (frank)en hilarious.
- manvanfan

The Onion is pure satyr. But still a good read.

I guess you missed it?

- VanHockeyGuy

I doubt it.

The Onion is pure satyr. But still a good read.
- Retinalz

Half goat, half man!

Sad when a government has to invoke a state of emergency so they can restrict non-essential travel in the Kelowna area.
Either people are to stupid or to entitled, or both, to realize that they should stay the fuck away from the area.

Half goat, half man!
- neem55

Are you “faun”-ing over it’s humour?

Are you “faun”-ing over it’s humour?
- Shuswap Wap

I always think of toots from the old Hercules cartoon, so bad but so good

I always think of toots from the old Hercules cartoon, so bad but so good
- neem55

Was that the one who repeated everything he said?

Wife didn’t want to wait any longer.
We’ve evacuated!☹️

Was that the one who repeated everything he said?
- Shuswap Wap

Newton.

Wife didn’t want to wait any longer.
We’ve evacuated!☹️
- Shuswap Wap

Be safe

Pretty sure Lordy will be the pitcher.

- VanHockeyGuy

lol in my world Yorky would be nothing more than my little b!tch...

lol in my world Yorky would be nothing more than my little b!tch...




- LordHumungous

Quite the little fantasy

lol in my world Yorky would be nothing more than my little b!tch...




- LordHumungous

Quite the little fantasy
- neem55

Ew, you know he's touching himself as he says that, that little micro pervert.

Please keep us out of your dress-up sexualization there Lordy

Canes could move Pesce now that they have loaded blue line. Could Boeser Hogs and Rathbone be the deal they accept?

Moves like this are are controversial like with the JTM signing. Mostly because it would be extending another 30 year old player to long term pay day.

What could the PK for Canucks look like if no more moves were made by season start.

PK 1:

Pearson Bluegar

Soucy Hronek

PK 2:

Suter Petey

Cole Myers

- VanHockeyGuy

We could use Luke
- Nighthawk

Skywalker? Hamill is a tool...

No, I don't think a forward would use a goalie stick. Yes, there is a rule that wouldn't allow it.... but how many goalies in the NHL wouldn't wear a mask presently? Just because there is a rule doesn't mean players intend to do it if no one stops them.


There's also a rule that you have to wear ice skates... thank god for that rule or we would have players out there in running shoes flopping around....
- boonerbuck

To be a goalie you need about 10-12% brain activity. That's why they are goalies. Just stop the fucking puck and shut up.

Canes could move Pesce now that they have loaded blue line. Could Boeser Hogs and Rathbone be the deal they accept?

Moves like this are are controversial like with the JTM signing. Mostly because it would be extending another 30 year old player to long term pay day.
- Quinn's Quest

I like this idea. Please elaborate extensively.

Ew, you know he's touching himself as he says that, that little micro pervert.

Please keep us out of your dress-up sexualization there Lordy
- NewYorkNuck

Well, at least he's finally being honest about himself.

Well, at least Yorky's finally being honest about himself.
- Marwood

Wife didn’t want to wait any longer.
We’ve evacuated!☹️
- Shuswap Wap

Good luck. Hopefully, not too long.

Well, at least he's finally being honest about himself.
- Marwood

Always the ones complaining the loudest about people playing dress up, eh? So bitter, so much repression.

Always the ones complaining the loudest about people playing dress up, eh? So bitter, so much repression and totally normal.
- NewYorkNuck

Awwww Muffin you ok today?

Climate Anxiety got you down lil' guy?



Just wait longer...





Cheers!! Off to bet the Kings Plate at Woodbine!!