Almost time for Wedgie to get the prediction page up

Sens will make the playoffs this year.
- Aetherial

I don't think they'll make it. Probably even a hard maybe next year, too. Unless both wild cards are from the Atlantic.

Sens will make the playoffs this year.
- Aetherial

"Matthews is leaving the Leafs in 2024"

Also you

I thought it was for one incident but yea I still think it's far too long. 5 years for each is adequate imo.

I do think penalties should be increased if more crimes are committed after convictions though.
- systemtool

Maybe ask the women if 5 years is enough for them being raped?
I know a woman who was raped, the emotional and mental scares last for decades if not the rest of their life.
5 years isnt enough at all

Ah, I just found the context of that image.

Yeah, there's some crimes that are just so evil it's hard to justify letting the perpetrator ever walk around free again. We don't have effective treatments for evil other than containment.
- Zezel

Exorcism?

Leafs always play down to their opponents, so it's very likely that happens.

As for playoffs, Sens ain't there yet. Unless the Bruins actually fall off this season. And also one of the other teams better than them also has a bad year. Leafs, Tampa, Florida, Boston, and Buttalo should all be ahead of Ottawa.
- GreatGigInTheSky

I think the sens could squeak in, they've got a decent team....depends on their goaltending though

Wife asked me to pick up her order at Lonestar since we have family over. Picked up the bag. Get a call saying it was the wrong one. Go back and pick up a new bag. Got 200 bucks worth of (frank)ing Lonestar

Almost time for Wedgie to get the prediction page up
- dmnted

Ah, I just found the context of that image.

Yeah, there's some crimes that are just so evil it's hard to justify letting the perpetrator ever walk around free again. We don't have effective treatments for evil other than containment.
- Zezel

Wife asked me to pick up her order at Lonestar since we have family over. Picked up the bag. Get a call saying it was the wrong one. Go back and pick up a new bag. Got 200 bucks worth of (frank)ing Lonestar
- AdamFrench

that's a lot of diarrhea.

It will be good if the Sens play the Leafs even this year. Would love to see them meet in playoffs.
- spatso

I bet you would. I bet you'd love to see them play anyone at this point.

I bet you would.
- systemtool

Flying elbow drop off the top ropes

that's a lot of diarrhea.
- Symba007

(frank) ya. Only person in the office today too. Great timing.

that's a lot of diarrhea.
- Symba007

https://torontosun.com/ne...hea-plane-describe-ordeal

(frank) ya. Only person in the office today too. Great timing.
- AdamFrench

I hope he calls shotgun on the only poopter at your office.

https://torontosun.com/news/weird/passengers-onboard-delta-diarrhea-plane-describe-ordeal
- systemtool

"I really gotta go"

"The seatbelt sign is on, you must wait"

"but..."

"Just wait ma'am"

And the rest is history.

I hope he calls shotgun on the only poopter at your office.
- Symba007

Nice try, but there are two poopters here on the ground floor and an upstairs one with another two.

"I really gotta go"

"The seatbelt sign is on, you must wait"

"but..."

"Just wait ma'am"

And the rest is history.
- Scabeh

My buddy who is Pakistani always sends me the funny poop from South Asia. Apparently pooping in the isles of planes is a weirdly large issue on flights from there

My buddy who is Pakistani always sends me the funny poop from South Asia. Apparently pooping in the isles of planes is a weirdly large issue on flights from there
- AdamFrench

I don't want to sound insensitive to other cultures here.

But what the (frank)?

"I really gotta go"

"The seatbelt sign is on, you must wait"

"but..."

"Just wait ma'am"

And the rest is history.
- Scabeh

Happened to me on a flight leaving Ghana/Accra to London, I told the flight attendant I had stomach issues, I had taken meds but if I had to go, I would go no matter what. I was lucky, I was in business class, first row so the toilet was a few feet away. Of course...as we were taking off (getting off the ground), I got the signal...tried to hold it but the pressure was way too intense, I got up and made it time to the toilet. Flight attendant was not happy I got up but I had warned us I would not poop my pants with a toilet a few feet away.

Of course the (frank)ing meds fully kicked in once I got home...could not take a poop for 5 days

So apparently Carter Hart - member of a certain WJC team - has taken the Flyers logo off his Instagram bio, and set it to private.

Knowing Hockey Canada, I suspect they will be releasing a report today at 4:21 pm.

So apparently Carter Hart - member of a certain WJC team - has taken the Flyers logo off his Instagram bio, and set it to private.

Knowing Hockey Canada, I suspect they will be releasing a report today at 4:21 pm.
- Atomic Wedgie

Oh my.

So apparently Carter Hart - member of a certain WJC team - has taken the Flyers logo off his Instagram bio, and set it to private.

Knowing Hockey Canada, I suspect they will be releasing a report today at 4:21 pm.
- Atomic Wedgie

Blaze it?

https://torontosun.com/news/weird/passengers-onboard-delta-diarrhea-plane-describe-ordeal
- systemtool

Labelled a biohazard.
Lol

"I really gotta go"

"The seatbelt sign is on, you must wait"

"but..."

"Just wait ma'am"

And the rest is history.
- Scabeh

An old friend has a hilarious story about how he spray-painted an entire airplane bathroom (including himself). Locked himself in - flight attendants tried to bust him out. He explained the situation, showed them the damage, they agreed he would stay in there for the entire flight (including landing).

Once everyone else deplaned, they gave him a jumpsuit, and escorted him to shower facilities (he had a layover at Heathrow).

IIRC, he somehow bought an entire new set of clothing at the airport, threw everything else out, and make his connection.