the same with Ikea.
- dmnted

They keep you captive in the store longer because you won't leave to get food, and then you buy more furniture made out of cardboard. Don't get me wrong though, I (frank)ing love IKEA.

It would really drive program sales, as people would want to know the lyrics.







Do I need to explain what programs are to the kids on here?
- Atomic Wedgie

Since it's going to be a slow morning, let's really get into this:

What should the new goal song be?

For me, it has to be a Toronto band.

So my first two proposals would be something from Rush or Rough Trade.

Preferably Rough Trade, because it would hopefully be inappropriate.
- Atomic Wedgie

It has to be Working Man from the 1st Rush album.. right ….

I don't have a Costco membership, but me and Mz Z are thinking about it, because I am like a flock of locusts decimating the fields. I should be getting things in food service quantities.
- Zezel

Neighbours have two young boys.

I've been telling them for years they need a Costco membership.

They finally went last weekend - were so overwhelmed by it all, they ended up buying a chest freezer while they were there - to store all the meat they bought.

Neighbours have two young boys.

I've been telling them for years they need a Costco membership.

They finally went last weekend - were so overwhelmed by it all, they ended up buying a chest freezer while they were there - to store all the meat they bought.
- Atomic Wedgie

That's basically the plan, including the freezer. (frank) I love freezers.

How come I never knew about the glory that is garment steamers? I tried one recently. I hate ironing, and I (frank)ing love (frank)ing garment steamers. I steamed shirts for the joy of it. I've been dressing up unnecessarily in order to then use the steamer more. I'm getting excited about steaming shirts later today.

It has to be Working Man from the 1st Rush album.. right ….
- dozerD10

No Rush, and no more Tragically Hip on hockey broadcasts than we already have. That's one of my rules.

How come I never knew about the glory that is garment steamers? I tried one recently. I hate ironing, and I (frank)ing love (frank)ing garment steamers. I steamed shirts for the joy of it. I've been dressing up unnecessarily in order to then use the steamer more. I'm getting excited about steaming shirts later today.
- Zezel

Exact samesies.

Since it's going to be a slow morning, let's really get into this:

What should the new goal song be?

For me, it has to be a Toronto band.

So my first two proposals would be something from Rush or Rough Trade.

Preferably Rough Trade, because it would hopefully be inappropriate.
- Atomic Wedgie

It's going to be Blinding Lights by the Douchend

Toronto Boy, number 1 hit, is fresh and new for young fans, works for a 20 second clip. The lights come on when they score and the opponents are blinded by it.

Writes itself.

Exact samesies.
- Atomic Wedgie

Right?! I can seriously stand there and steam shirts for the satisfaction of it, basically indefinitely.

It's going to be Blinding Lights by the Douchend

Toronto Boy, number 1 hit, is fresh and new for young fans, works for a 20 second clip. The lights come on when they score and the opponents are blinded by it.

Writes itself.
- AdamFrench

ugh

ugh
- Zezel

You know it makes 100% sense...so it will be George Michael's Careless Whisper!

Its one pre season game, i doubt he gets a full time role with the leafs this year. Maybe hes brought up to the marlies in 2024.
- Fakepartofme

Maybe read again

Like the swallows returning to Capistrano, I always love Leafs Nation's annual over-hyping of a rookie based upon hopes, dreams and one game.

Quick question: is Cowan as good as Nick Robertson was at this point in his career?

As good as Bracco was after his first pre-season game?

As good as Sandin?

I'm not typing this to be a douchebag.

I'm typing this because every year we set unrealistic expectations, and run these kids out of town when they don't score four goals in their first game (with one exception, of course).

Breathe people, just breathe.
- Atomic Wedgie

You are the king of undervaluing leafs prospects

Zero chance Knies can play well in the postseason last year eh Wedgie?

You know it makes 100% sense...so it will be George Michael's Careless Whisper!
- AdamFrench

I know

No Rush, and no more Tragically Hip on hockey broadcasts than we already have. That's one of my rules.
- Zezel

BTO - You ain't seen nothing yet...

I know

- Zezel

God's Plan by Drake would be funnier though.

God's Plan by Drake would be funnier though.
- AdamFrench

They aren't going to go with any song that isn't going to be loved by the 30ish and under crowd.

Drake would make sense. Not sure what song though.

BTO - You ain't seen nothing yet...



- dozerD10

They aren't going to go with any song that isn't going to be loved by the 30ish and under crowd.

Drake would make sense. Not sure what song though.
- Santo_44

I'm going to lock in Blinding Lights. Drake is the Raptors. Bieber's songs suck or don't have any relevancy to a goal song. Keep it local and big. Seems like a marketing move.

They aren't going to go with any song that isn't going to be loved by the 30ish and under crowd.

Drake would make sense. Not sure what song though.
- Santo_44

There are 9 people under 30 at every Leafs game.

They need to appeal to Generation X.

It's our time!

I'm going to lock in Blinding Lights. Drake is the Raptors. Bieber's songs suck or don't have any relevancy to a goal song. Keep it local and big. Seems like a marketing move.
- AdamFrench

Yeah if I were a betting man that would be a good one to throw money on.

I just think they go with a little more amped up kinda song, with the direction they are heading with this team.

I'm going to lock in Blinding Lights. Drake is the Raptors. Bieber's songs suck or don't have any relevancy to a goal song. Keep it local and big. Seems like a marketing move.
- AdamFrench

Let's get back to my proposal from a few years ago:

Ask for Bieber to write a Leafs goal song.

There are 9 people under 30 at every Leafs game.

They need to appeal to Generation X.

It's our time!
- Atomic Wedgie

This is something the NHL is actively trying to fix. They want the younger generation to get into the sport

There are 9 people under 30 at every Leafs game.

They need to appeal to Generation X.

It's our time!
- Atomic Wedgie

You guys can't even hear the song being played through the speakers.