Eklund: Is Auston Matthews Capable of Scoring 100?


jfc.
- Pat1993

As dictated in the stinger doctrine, saying no means you are butthurt. I disagree as it is ridiculous to even say to drive engagement (hits), but I do not make the rules.

As dictated in the stinger doctrine, saying no means you are butthurt. I disagree as it is ridiculous to even say to drive engagement (hits), but I do not make the rules.
- Dunk00

I have no clue what this is about, so I'll let you guys have at it then lol.

what happened exactly? I missed the game... saw Caufield's goal though, what a beauty.
- Pat1993

Knocked into the bench

Knocked into the bench
- mr.peanut

yeah, saw that play, it was posted in the blog, but he didn't seem necessarily injured on that one, thought it might be something else.

Eklund: Is Auston Matthews Capable of Scoring 100?


jfc.
- Pat1993

150 easy

150 easy
- AGalchenyuk27

he can't be serious with these blogs, it's impossible.

150 easy
- AGalchenyuk27

200 if he starts using both arms.

yeah, saw that play, it was posted in the blog, but he didn't seem necessarily injured on that one, thought it might be something else.
- Pat1993

My guess is he hit his head on the bench, or jammed his ribs/back being folded

My guess is he hit his head on the bench, or jammed his ribs/back being folded
- mr.peanut

oh I know he might've gotten hurt there, if it's that play then it could be something very minor.

200 if he starts using both arms.
- Garfield512

210 if he shaves the stash and becomes more aerodynamic and less creepy and greasy

oh I know he might've gotten hurt there, if it's that play then it could be something very minor.
- Pat1993

I'm thinking that if it were minor then we'd have more news

I'm thinking that if it were minor then we'd have more news
- mr.peanut

meh, they rarely divulge detailed information about any kind of injury anyway.

meh, they rarely divulge detailed information about any kind of injury anyway.
- Pat1993

Dr Mulder was called to give him a quick look over

Dr Mulder was called to give him a quick look over
- mr.peanut

apparently his treatment using leeches does wonders.

apparently his treatment using leeches does wonders.
- Pat1993

But he needs to wear the necklace of garlic cloves as he does it

apparently his treatment using leeches does wonders.
- Pat1993

We already had a funeral service for Dach after last night's game.

He left us so young.

Eklund: Is Auston Matthews Capable of Scoring 100?


jfc.
- Pat1993

click bait for idiots.

200 if he starts using both arms.
- Garfield512

Or if he ever becomes a real man and grows a real 'stache.

But he needs to wear the necklace of garlic cloves as he does it
- mr.peanut

he probably wears it because of Joel Armia, but he's not a vampire, he just sucks.

click bait for idiots.
- Mashadar

sure, but I clicked on it, so... wait wut?

sure, but I clicked on it, so... wait wut?
- Pat1993

- Mashadar

yeah, saw that play, it was posted in the blog, but he didn't seem necessarily injured on that one, thought it might be something else.
- Pat1993

he never came back after that, no?

he never came back after that, no?
- deadpoulet

can't tell, didn't watch the game, thought he finished the period but didn't come back after that.

although I just picked this up from K's blog:

Hopefully, the injury isn’t serious, but it did look like it was a knee injury, judging by the way Dach tested it on the ice before heading back to the room never to be seen again.


so yeah I guess you're right.

They beat a very weak Hawks missing its 2nd best forward. If Seth Jones shot with a few seconds left was two inches to the right it would have been a tied game. Wins are wins, but this one was nothing to rave about.