lady: hi, i'm here for a butt implant.
doctor: we have small, medium, or large. which would you like?
lady: yes.
- kicksave856

I don't think sitting is an option for her anymore, unless she has a very special seat designed specifically for her weird butt. wtf.

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L'état de Rafaël Harvey-Pinard est évalué sur une base quotidienne (bas du corps).

Rafaël Harvey-Pinard is listed as day-to-day (lower body).

See you in January, RHP!
- Mashadar

he's been seen skating in a track suit and shooting pucks, everything is fine.

he's been seen skating in a track suit and shooting pucks, everything is fine.
- Pat1993

So you are saying leg amputation tomorrow?

So you are saying leg amputation tomorrow?
- Mashadar

basically, yes

I don't think sitting is an option for her anymore, unless she has a very special seat designed specifically for her weird butt. wtf.
- Pat1993

Why do you think those standing desks were invented?

Why do you think those standing desks were invented?
- Mashadar

if she could rotate that hump to the front she could use it as a desk for her laptop.

if she could rotate that hump to the front she could use it as a desk for her laptop.
- Pat1993

- Mashadar

and he cannot lie.

and he cannot lie.
- Pat1993

Obama is the new George Washington

Obama is the new George Washington
- Darksyde

noice.

although apparently there's no evidence that he actually said it lol

https://www.britannica.co...lly-say-i-cant-tell-a-lie

hi

just saw the Marchand "hockey play" on Liljegren with no penalty called, while I'm obviously not a laffs fan I get why people in TOR would be pissed. tabarnak...

hi
- mr.peanut

hey.


I was just writing about your old team, odd coincidence

hey.


I was just writing about your old team, odd coincidence
- Pat1993

Old team? Been wearing gold since birth

just saw the Marchand "hockey play" on Liljegren with no penalty called, while I'm obviously not a laffs fan I get why people in TOR would be pissed. tabarnak...
- Pat1993

Weird how the dirtiest player hurt a player by accident, again.


Really hate how unlucky brad marchand is.

Old team? Been wearing gold since birth
- mr.peanut

I don't necessarily appreciate it all the time, but I have to give you kudos for your relentlessness

I don't necessarily appreciate it all the time, but I have to give you kudos for your relentlessness
- Pat1993

Thank you, I guess

Weird how the dirtiest player hurt a player by accident, again.


Really hate how unlucky brad marchand is.
- mr.peanut

I know he isn't the most unbiased source out there, but hearing Steve Dangle's rant about Wes McCauley I thought it kinda made sense. as a habs fan, if MTL had a 0-8 record in the playoffs with a certain referee I might start looking at different sizes of tin foil hats too....

Thank you, I guess
- mr.peanut

I know he isn't the most unbiased source out there, but hearing Steve Dangle's rant about Wes McCauley I thought it kinda made sense. as a habs fan, if MTL had a 0-8 record in the playoffs with a certain referee I might start looking at different sizes of tin foil hats too....
- Pat1993

Well, apparently wes is related to the agent who brainwashed Keefe into hating his family.

Well, apparently wes is related to the agent who brainwashed Keefe into hating his family.
- mr.peanut

woah. that sounds like all kinds of (frank)ed up lol...

woah. that sounds like all kinds of (frank)ed up lol...
- Pat1993

Yep, but it's all a coincidence

Philippe Maillet had 53 points in 66 games in the KHL last season

Watching him play with the Rocket right now tells me the KHL isn't what it used to be

Yep, but it's all a coincidence
- mr.peanut

I don't get how anyone could brainwash someone into hating their own family but I guess that's a thing.

Philippe Maillet had 53 points in 66 games in the KHL last season

Watching him play with the Rocket right now tells me the KHL isn't what it used to be
- stinger67

entre toé pi moé c'est pas le meilleur nom de famille pour jouer à MTL de toute façon...