And its been this way for decades .
- Fakepartofme

fixed😭

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- Arctic_AARDVARK

we can’t afford them because we have to keep greedy big hat female dog🤦‍♂️

Leaf fans like those two but neither is defensively skilled
- Dozzer

Competent defense starts with at the very minimum average goaltending. Leafs did not get that. Samsonov should watch some Lost in Space reruns. Leafs are afraid to allow a shot on him. He should get a sponsorship by dyson or hoover for vacuum cleaner ads. He'll suck the puck right into his own net, even if its going wide.

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- Arctic_AARDVARK

Can you get on the horn with your boy Trotz?

His streak ended at 17 games..

Marners was what, 23?

That’s .74 % of what Marner did.

So he should be paid accordingly.

.74 x 10.9 = 8.05M.
- Arctic_AARDVARK

Thats not the way it works.
Wllie is getting 9.6 - 10.5....just get use to it.

If Nylander was playing the way Marner has done he last 10 games you would be a lunatic in here

He has been terrible
- Santo_44

Marner hasnt been terrible the past 10 games, not even close.
Wasn't great defensively this game for sure, but i get your point.

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- Arctic_AARDVARK

What about them?

Can you get on the horn with your boy Trotz?
- AdamFrench

My sources are right now.

They said this is really starting to generate steam. This is a one time offer tho, if Willy doesn’t get any points in the next game, then you can expect Trotz to take the deal off the table.

Competent defense starts with at the very minimum average goaltending. Leafs did not get that. Samsonov should watch some Lost in Space reruns. Leafs are afraid to allow a shot on him. He should get a sponsorship by dyson or hoover for vacuum cleaner ads. He'll suck the puck right into his own net, even if its going wide.
- winsix

Oh I get what you’re saying but all I’m hinting at is that most goalies wouldn’t have to face those shots in the first place

I’m liking this third line though, quite a bit. I think they deserve far more time to get to strengthen their defensive approach to the game as well

What about them?
- Fakepartofme

Tires are being kicked…

Kane Matthews Marner
Knies Tavares Bertuzzi
Robertson Domi Jarnkrok
Gregor Kampf Reaves

Rielly Josi
Liljegren McCabe
Timmins Lagesson
Gio

Saros
Samsonov

We could literally have this lineup rn. You can’t say that its not better than what they have now.

Kane Matthews Marner
Knies Tavares Bertuzzi
Robertson Domi Jarnkrok
Gregor Kampf Reaves

Rielly Josi
Liljegren McCabe
Timmins Lagesson
Gio

Saros
Samsonov

We could literally have this lineup rn. You can’t say that its not better than what they have now.
- Arctic_AARDVARK

Add Makar and Pettersson and I think you’re there.

i think that we’ve potentially witnessed history today 👍

if queef is fired and treedying hires quimville, the grim reaver will get more icetime👍🏿

if this happens, the grim reaver will be sk8en consistently in the bottom 6 and not getting scratched by queef when he starts banging bodies and getting involved as you saw today👍

this will lead to a resurgence in his career where he takes our little ice dancers by the hand and shows them that it’s okay to be men between sick snipez n dirty danglez👊🏿

in the course of this tutelage, the grim reaver will end up with 10 and 12🤔

he will have similar numbers in the playoffs resulting in a Stanley cup for our loafs and him being the first black player to win the conn smythe👍🏿😍

bear in mind, this hinges on a total change in philosophy from queef’s fun in the change room and icecapades shinny to a team building culture of accountability and winning👊🏿

in other words, not this year 😭

there’s merch ads n tv to sell🤦🏿‍♂️

what a (frank)ing joke🤦‍♂️

edit:nice alliteration 👍🏿
- Skalapy

I'm sold.

Plan the parade!

Results:

Shakira-1
Lopez-0
Mendes-1
Hayek-2
Cruz-1
Nylander-1

Today:

Diane Lane (58)
Teri Hatcher (58)
Sandra Bullock (59)
Helena Bonham Carter (57)
Manon Rheaume (51)
Wilma Nylander (88)
- Snot Dillingham

Shakira
Cruz
Eva Mendes

...all at ONCE!!!

Also, (frank) Samsonoff and his blew eyes!

Shakira
Cruz
Eva Mendes

...all at ONCE!!!

Also, (frank) Samsonoff and his excessively spaced eyes!
- underhill14

Fixt

Tampa 6-2 over Carolina. Already in a playoff spot and Vasi is back. Does the resident know it all still think they are likely to not make the playoffs.

Tampa 6-2 over Carolina. Already in a playoff spot and Vasi is back. Does the resident know it all still think they are likely to not make the playoffs.
- jribout

I think two of NJ, BUF, OTT make the playoffs.

WSH and DET likely to fall out.

It’s still very likely the Leafs make the playoffs, but they have to start winning these winnable games. The concerning thing is how they look exactly the same as they did before Tre came in. Although a little more “snot” so far. I actually think it’s having a very positive effect on team building.

Leafs need a legit 1G and a second top pairing Dman.

Jeeeez. Losing to Chicago. Just doesnt get any more leafy than that.
- Roadrunner75

Meh... Bruins mailed it in vs Detroit today. Shyte happens...

Meh... Bruins mailed it in vs Detroit today. Shyte happens...



- Nasty_Duck

Or maybe Detroit just played a really good game and took the win from them. Twice this season in regulation actually.

Mikheyev

Not surprising

Demko too

Mikheyev

Not surprising

Demko too
- mr.sir

Like the guy but he’s a right winger so let’s face it, in Toronto it’s Jarnkrok or him and I’ll take Jarnkrok

Marner hasnt been terrible the past 10 games, not even close.
Wasn't great defensively this game for sure, but i get your point.
- Fakepartofme

Marner “hasn’t been terrible”!? That’s not a good thing. He eats up $11 mil cap space he needs to be awesome.

Like the guy but he’s a right winger so let’s face it, in Toronto it’s Jarnkrok or him and I’ll take Jarnkrok
- Dozzer

LW

My issue is that we lost speed with Lafferty and Mikheyev leaving

Let’s be clear…I’m not paying him 4.75m though🙄

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- Arctic_AARDVARK

Fixed.