Ya i saw that report.
Im ignoring it.....(opens it again)......totally ignoring it until a legit mlb reporter speaks (peaks one more time)

(Tries to hide movement in pants)
- Fakepartofme

Nothing is real till Kikuchi announces it but the writer is legit. He’s a member of Baseball Writers Association of America since 2012

Sportsnet confirms ohtani has not made a decision.
No timeline yet

Going to be way too expensive for real people
- Canada Cup

So only robots in the stands?

This would be a very bad day for some dude to decide to smuggle drugs to Canada using a private jet

Also, Dodgers Nation says they lost. He’s going to be a Jay

https://dodgersnation.com...dgers-sources/2023/12/08/
- Canada Cup

The poor, unsuspecting business guy, just returning to Toronto after a business trip to California. He's gonna be thinking WTF when he gets off the plane in Toronto.

Also, people knew about this flight yesterday. No one thought of going to the Santa Ana airport this morning to see who gets on the plane?!? I'm not getting (overly) excited about this.

Sportsnet confirms ohtani has not made a decision.
No timeline yet
- Fakepartofme

You mean ROGERS Sportsnet? Owner of the Blue Jays? THAT Sportsnet?

So only robots in the stands?
- Atomic Wedgie

Damn wine drinking robots.

Ya i saw that report.
Im ignoring it.....(opens it again)......totally ignoring it until a legit mlb reporter speaks (peaks one more time)

(Tries to hide movement in pants)
- Fakepartofme

https://www.si.com/mlb/an...-toronto-blue-jays-ml0802

Sports Illustrated sounds more legit ....but really just quoting Dodger Nation.

Sportsnet confirms ohtani has not made a decision.
No timeline yet
- Fakepartofme

Sorry, I’m going with the guy who’s telling me what I want to hear. Jays trying to tamp things down.

Sorry, I’m going with the guy who’s telling me what I want to hear. Jays trying to tamp things down.
- Canada Cup

Probably just trying to delay Santo from jizzing all over the anti-jays fans on Twitter.

https://www.si.com/mlb/angels/news/shohei-ohtani-to-leave-angels-sign-with-toronto-blue-jays-ml0802

Sports Illustrated sounds more legit ....but really just quoting Dodger Nation.
- The Law

Time to trade in those Leaf season tickets for Jays

i think hes made a decision

he just hasnt told anyone yet

You and your loser team aren't allowed to talk here bud.
- AdamFrench

I, for one, find the way they suck to be quite funny.

i think hes made a decision

he just hasnt told anyone yet
- senstroll

30 minutes ago Passan said no decision but I’m going to ride this thing like Slim Pickens at the end of Dr. Strangelove.

The minute the Jays sign Ohtani, Treliving is going to trade Willy to bury the lede

The minute the Jays sign Ohtani, Treliving is going to trade Willy to bury the lede
- Arctic_AARDVARK

Jokes on you, Ohtani is a huge Nylander fan and it's part of his contract that Nylander remains a Leafs forever.

Jokes on you, Ohtani is a huge Nylander fan and it's part of his contract that Nylander remains a Leafs forever.
- Scabeh

Further to the contract particulars, Ohtani is signing for $53M/year and will pay a cash allowance to WN of $3M/year. Nylander signs 8yr, $7M contract.

Further to the contract particulars, Ohtani is signing for $53M/year and will pay a cash allowance to WN of $3M/year. Nylander signs 8yr, $7M contract.
- Whipper

Typical cap circumvention bullpoop from the Leafs!!!!

Typical cap circumvention bullpoop from the Leafs!!!!
- Scabeh

IF YOU AIN’T RUBBING, YOU AIN’T RACING

Ohtani flames being doused atm

carry on

I, for one, find the way they suck to be quite funny.
- BINGO!

Don't listen Bingo, people get salty if they see a team that they think sucks, but said team hasn't paid sufficient suffering dues to fully suck. 😂

Ohtani flames being doused atm

carry on
- senstroll

Ohtani picked the Rays, as per Ek.

Details being worked out now.

Ohtani picked the Rays, as per Ek.

Details being worked out now.
- GalacticStone

Perfect

Now we can trade for Paredes and Arozarena 🏆

The minute the Jays sign Ohtani, Treliving is going to trade Willy to bury the lede
- Arctic_AARDVARK

Nothing the leafs could do would bury an ohtani signing with the jays
Nothing

Sounds like the 🐧 fans have already given up on
The Gravedigger 😆

4.5m til 28/29
Doofus

Brad, offer them Kampf and Timmins for Graves (1m retained)

THE jet is just now about to pass over Chicago. HAHAHAHALOLOLOLOL suckers