- kicksave856

that one didn't get to me because it's star wars, not star trek.


yeah, I guess I'm being that guy.

the fact that there's common vocabulary and various expressions to talk about that makes it even weirder and (frank)ed up.
- Pat1993

they had to have weird keywords in case anyone overheard them talking. they even had a whole other language to use in front of people who weren't "smart to the business" (you see i keep loading these posts up with wrestling terms until i get through them all). it started in carnivals and they spoke what they called "carny", which sounds like it's maybe sort of like pig latin but different.

that one didn't get to me because it's star wars, not star trek.


yeah, I guess I'm being that guy.
- Pat1993

i think that was the joke

they had to have weird keywords in case anyone overheard them talking. they even had a whole other language to use in front of people who weren't "smart to the business" (you see i keep loading these posts up with wrestling terms until i get through them all). it started in carnivals and they spoke what they called "carny", which sounds like it's maybe sort of like pig latin but different.
- kicksave856

wow. really wasn't aware of the depth to this "dark side" of wrestling.

i think that was the joke
- kicksave856

wow. really wasn't aware of the depth to this "dark side" of wrestling.
- Pat1993

i learned the vast majority of this after i stopped watching because i listen to a podcast that one of the 80's managers does cause he's funny AF and the old stories are actually really fascinating. i never knew they had terms like that either. once people started catching on that it was all fake they had "smart fans" who got it so they r00ted differently (for the storylines to be good) and the regular fans who still wanted to see their favorite guy get revenge and win.

those skinny, pale white guys that you saw get beat up by the famous wrestlers every week on tv are called job guys. they "do the job" for the famous wrestler by "putting them over" (making them look good and letting them pin you). and those 4 minute matches where the famous guy beat up the no name jobber were called "squash matches".

Oh they are, reportedly, the most aggressive animal on the planet.

I just think they're awesome.

- Scabeh

wolverines would give them a run in that department. They chase bears away from their kill.

- Pat1993

love that dude.

he was brodie in mallrats and i've probably seen mallrats 2000 times.

i learned the vast majority of this after i stopped watching because i listen to a podcast that one of the 80's managers does cause he's funny AF and the old stories are actually really fascinating. i never knew they had terms like that either. once people started catching on that it was all fake they had "smart fans" who got it so they r00ted differently (for the storylines to be good) and the regular fans who still wanted to see their favorite guy get revenge and win.

those skinny, pale white guys that you saw get beat up by the famous wrestlers every week on tv are called job guys. they "do the job" for the famous wrestler by "putting them over" (making them look good and letting them pin you). and those 4 minute matches where the famous guy beat up the no name jobber were called "squash matches".
- kicksave856

yeah I heard about that "job guys" thing before.

I respect what wrestlers do but god damn, they should find smarter ways of doing this poop.

- Pat1993

There you go buddy!!!

Thanks for splaining to Pat for me SpareArm856!!

love that dude.

he was brodie in mallrats and i've probably seen mallrats 2000 times.
- kicksave856

Amazing movie while I was growing up!!! Hilarious!!

Thank you!!! I play the “White Way” like Darren Pang likes!!!!
- Snots33_77

holy jumpin!

yeah I heard about that "job guys" thing before.

I respect what wrestlers do but god damn, they should find smarter ways of doing this poop.
- Pat1993

if they were smart they probably wouldn't be doing any of this for a living anyway.

well some of them actually were smart. which is weird. you'd figure they'd find some other way to get rich that doesn't involve getting 175 concussions during the course of your career.

Amazing movie while I was growing up!!! Hilarious!!
- Snots33_77

me and a couple of my buddies used to know every line. just a fun movie.

breakfasts come and go, rene. but hartford? the whale? they only beat vancouver once, maybe twice in a lifetime.

peanut is rubbing one out with all the wrestling talk

peanut is rubbing one out with all the wrestling talk
- Gramps28

he's going broadway.



(that's a looong match resulting in a time limit draw)

holy jumpin!
- Gramps28

Thank god he’s the colour guy (ironic) for the Blues!! So we never have to listen to his midget ass!!

wolverines would give them a run in that department. They chase bears away from their kill.
- Nasty_Duck

If you put a Grizzly in Africa, it would be the king of the jungle. Sorry, Leo!!

Thank god he’s the clout guy (ironic) for the Blues!! So we never have to listen to his midget ass!!
- Snots33_77

gave him the old 9 of hearts!

me and a couple of my buddies used to know every line. just a fun movie.

breakfasts come and go, rene. but hartford? the whale? they only beat vancouver once, maybe twice in a lifetime.
- kicksave856

Sounds like me and my buddies with Billy Madison!!!

There you go buddy!!!

Thanks for splaining to Pat for me SpareArm856!!
- Snots33_77

yeah but there's also a chance it wasn't even your intention with that joke, and now you're just pretending like it was...





I trust no one on the interwebz.

well well well....so Vinny and France Margaret...
2 smart ones, well done.

gave him the old 9 of hearts!
- kicksave856

Better than getting finger-banged by Edward Scissor-hands, I guess…???

Thank god he’s the colour guy (ironic) for the Blues!! So we never have to listen to his midget ass!!
- Snots33_77

we? nope. i am punished every game with his inane comments. he is now the color guy for the hawks.

the best part is when he gets annoyed with the PBP guy who is an absolute disaster.

peanut is rubbing one out with all the wrestling talk
- Gramps28

Don’t eat the peanut sauce!! It’s Thai-food, Bi-food!!