that santa claus "surprise box" dp posted looks awfully suspicious, wtf.
- Pat1993

It is not a can, so it is not what you think it is.

it's cute to call someone else a "tablet"..?

- Pat1993

no but its funny to pretend it is

i didn't want to break it to you.
- kicksave856

mofo





so what else have you not been telling me? might as well claim that santa isn't real while you're at it.

no but its funny to pretend it is
- deadpoulet

mofo





so what else have you not been telling me? might as well claim that santa isn't real while you're at it.
- Pat1993

santa's real but i was actually the one leaving the money under your pillow in place of your childhood teeth, which i now creepily wear as a necklace.

It is not a can, so it is not what you think it is.
- Mashadar

well you seem pretty knowledgeable about the device, so don't be shy to share with us what it is exactly.

well you seem pretty knowledgeable about the device, so don't be shy to share with us what it is exactly.
- Pat1993

It is the "honey, I am too tired, help yourself" device.

santa's real but i was actually the one leaving the money under your pillow in place of your childhood teeth, which i now creepily wear as a necklace.
- kicksave856

- Pat1993

It is the "honey, I am too tired, help yourself" device.
- Mashadar

the santa claus head probably has a vibrating option

the santa claus head probably has a vibrating option
- Pat1993

Makes her a really big HoHoHo.

- kicksave856

I just love Bubbles





anyway your tooth thing made me think of this dumb poop

Makes her a really big HoHoHo.
- Mashadar

I just love Bubbles





anyway your tooth thing made me think of this dumb poop







- Pat1993

- Pat1993

rich creme, eh?

- kicksave856

we have so much pleasure in the Montreal Canadiens thread, or something to that effect.

rich creme, eh?
- deadpoulet

it's probably considered fancier if you say "crème" instead of cream lol

we have so much pleasure in the Montreal Canadiens thread, or something to that effect.
- Pat1993

exactly!!

et le buuuuut! 1-0 CAN

et le buuuuut! 2-0

canada, hi.

et le buuuuut! 1-0 CAN
- fidopro

yeah, thats a bit early

canada, hi.
- kicksave856

good god damn morning, usa

are you already back to work?

good god damn morning, usa

are you already back to work?
- deadpoulet

i have to work today, weds, and thurs.

but it's slow as balls right now.

i have to work today, weds, and thurs.

but it's slow as balls right now.
- kicksave856

Go pee on a toilet seat