- kicksave856

it changes the way i feel about the entire day. it's irredeemable. the day cannot truly be a great day after that.
- kicksave856

Just sit there, let your legs go numb. Learn to love it

it changes the way i feel about the entire day. it's irredeemable. the day cannot truly be a great day after that.
- kicksave856

that's sad, considering that pooping is supposed to be a moment of relief.

Just sit there, let your legs go numb. Learn to love it
- mr.peanut

i'll go through half a bar of soap when i get home.

that's sad, considering that pooping is supposed to be a moment of relief.
- Pat1993

right?!

i'll go through half a bar of soap when i get home.
- kicksave856

Wear the same underwear the next day

right?!
- kicksave856

you should consider seeking a public defecation therapist, so that you could enjoy that moment anywhere, almost the same way as if you were at home.

Wear the same underwear the next day
- mr.peanut

you really are a terrible man!

you should consider seeking a public defecation therapist, so that you could enjoy that moment anywhere, almost the same way as if you were at home.
- Pat1993

*googles*

*googles*
- kicksave856

this would definitely be the welcome home gift I'd be getting you

you really are a terrible man!
- kicksave856

Make sure your shoelaces are united as you walk around in there. Tie them when you leave

this would definitely be the welcome home gift I'd be getting you


- Pat1993

those things do at least make me feel a little better.

Make sure your shoelaces are united as you walk around in there. Tie them when you leave
- mr.peanut

barefoot the entire time.

barefoot the entire time.
- kicksave856

Lift the seat with your big toe

those things do at least make me feel a little better.
- kicksave856

and they're blumpkin-friendly!

Lift the seat with your big toe
- mr.peanut

(frank) that seat. sit right on the rim of the bowl.

and they're blumpkin-friendly!
- Pat1993

- kicksave856

(frank) that seat. sit right on the rim of the bowl.
- kicksave856

I figured you were more of a hovering technique kind of pooper.

I figured you were more of a hovering technique kind of pooper.
- Pat1993

I bet he runs his finger on the seat to seat if it's dirty

I figured you were more of a hovering technique kind of pooper.
- Pat1993

line the seat and drop in a tissue or something first to mitigate any backsplash.

sit and cry.

I bet he runs his finger on the seat to seat if it's dirty
- mr.peanut

that's not my finger.

line the seat and drop in a tissue or something first to mitigate any backsplash.

sit and cry.
- kicksave856

it sounds so horrible

I don't necessarily enjoy pooping on the road all that much but I'm sure glad I don't have that issue either... if I gotta go, I gotta go lol.

it sounds so horrible

I don't necessarily enjoy pooping on the road all that much but I'm sure glad I don't have that issue either... if I gotta go, I gotta go lol.
- Pat1993

i feel the germs crawling on me like spiders.



okay not really.

i feel the germs crawling on me like spiders.



okay not really.
- kicksave856

well that doesn't sound all that far from what you seem to be experiencing...