well that doesn't sound all that far from what you seem to be experiencing...
- Pat1993

it's probably not that far off.

you should consider seeking a public defecation therapist, so that you could enjoy that moment anywhere, almost the same way as if you were at home.
- Pat1993

this is simply not possible. i can and have pooped just about everywhere, including an alley once, but nothing beats a home poop

this is simply not possible. i can and have pooped just about everywhere, including an alley once, but nothing beats a home poop
- Gramps28

kickbro once called me to tell me he was bare-assing it in a bob's discount furniture mens room.

so so sick.

kickbro once called me to tell me he was bare-assing it in a bob's discount furniture mens room.

so so sick.
- kicksave856

Kinda hot too

Kinda hot too
- mr.peanut

kickbro once called me to tell me he was bare-assing it in a bob's discount furniture mens room.

so so sick.
- kicksave856

i drew the line at poopting over a log. that was a bridge too far.

i drew the line at poopting over a log. that was a bridge too far.
- Gramps28

log on a log.

it's got a ring to it but yeah that's gross.

log on a log.

it's got a ring to it but yeah that's gross.
- kicksave856

thought it was a clever use of bridge TBH

thought it was a clever use of bridge TBH
- Gramps28

ah

kickbro once called me to tell me he was bare-assing it in a bob's discount furniture mens room.

so so sick.
- kicksave856

does he do that to taunt you because he's aware of your disdain for public porcelain thrones, or is he on the complete opposite of the spectrum as you are, his problem being that he enjoys them too much..?

i drew the line at poopting over a log. that was a bridge too far.
- Gramps28

the trick though is to carve the inside of the log so that you can deposit your own log in it, otherwise I'm not sure really why or how you'd be using the log to begin with.

does he do that to taunt you because he's aware of your disdain for public porcelain thrones, or is he on the complete opposite of the spectrum as you are, his problem being that he enjoys them too much..?
- Pat1993

he does it to taunt me.

he did it at the kimmel center in philly once too. i forget who he was there to see.

he does it to taunt me.

he did it at the kimmel center in philly once too. i forget who he was there to see.
- kicksave856

well if it was for Jimmy Kimmel I guess it's kind of normal to be thinking of dumb poop like calling your brother while pooping, since Jimmy doesn't always bring the most entertaining and funniest poop ever.

well if it was for Jimmy Kimmel I guess it's kind of normal to be thinking of dumb poop like calling your brother while pooping, since Jimmy doesn't always bring the most entertaining and funniest poop ever.
- Pat1993

lol no. i think it was some christmas show. like the nutcracker or something weird.

lol no. i think it was some christmas show. like the nutcracker or something weird.
- kicksave856

that's an awesome context to take a poop and call your bro

that's an awesome context to take a poop and call your bro

- Pat1993

we do love both christmas.



wait..

we do love both christmas.



wait..
- kicksave856

I share the same sentiment, I do hate winter but I also find the holidays are da poop.

I share the same sentiment, I do hate winter but I also find the holidays are da poop.
- Pat1993

people are unusually nice to each other for a few weeks during the holidays.

the trick though is to carve the inside of the log so that you can deposit your own log in it, otherwise I'm not sure really why or how you'd be using the log to begin with.
- Pat1993

cause i was doing a house in the middle of nowhere michigan and the toilet or a porta potty was not available. so i did what any sane person would do and drove to the nearest gas station. which strangely, had a very nice restroom

people are unusually nice to each other for a few weeks during the holidays.
- kicksave856

not according to some of the true crime shows i watched.

not according to some of the true crime shows i watched.
- Gramps28

don't watch those shows!

cause i was doing a house in the middle of nowhere michigan and the toilet or a porta potty was not available. so i did what any sane person would do and drove to the nearest gas station. which strangely, had a very nice restroom
- Gramps28

You've probably been in your fair share of those

You've probably been in your fair share of those
- mr.peanut

don't watch those shows!
- kicksave856

its pretty (frank)ed up. its usually family killing each other, too.

cause i was doing a house in the middle of nowhere michigan and the toilet or a porta potty was not available. so i did what any sane person would do and drove to the nearest gas station. which strangely, had a very nice restroom
- Gramps28

while what you're saying makes sense, I fail to see what this has anything to do with a log though...