Was more exciting the year they found him dead.
- Mashadar

I was doing some maintenance on a yard and house for a friend and i brought my full-sized 130lb Berner too. He found a groundhog, grabbed it with his mouth and tossed it like 12-14ft in the air. It landed with blood in its mouth, a couple of twitches later.....dead like a poulet!!

After 10 years, you'd think Gus would try some other form of lottery....
- Mashadar

or even get a paper cut from one of the scratch off tickets and have it get infected and die.

or just get run over by a car or something.

cute, although they kinda look like a deer (frank)ed a rabbit



- Pat1993

don't give people ideas....

or even get a paper cut from one of the scratch off tickets and have it get infected and die.

or just get run over by a car or something.
- kicksave856

Make it ironic, run over by the car he won with the scratch ticket.

(I know, that is an Alanis kind of irony, not real irony)

Make it ironic, run over by the car he won with the scratch ticket.

(I know, that is an Alanis kind of irony, not real irony)
- Mashadar

actually I'd argue that would be more ironic than the song's lyrics

Make it ironic, run over by the car he won with the scratch ticket.

(I know, that is an Alanis kind of irony, not real irony)
- Mashadar

Maybe he had 10,000 spoons and all he needed was a knife??

Make it ironic, run over by the car he won with the scratch ticket.

(I know, that is an Alanis kind of irony, not real irony)
- Mashadar

i like this idea

I was doing some maintenance on a yard and house for a friend and i brought my full-sized 130lb Berner too. He found a groundhog, grabbed it with his mouth and tossed it like 12-14ft in the air. It landed with blood in its mouth, a couple of twitches later.....dead like a poulet!!
- Snots33_77

My brother was a Jack Rusell breeder for fun at his farmhouse. Somebody had the great idea to dump a box full of kittens in their yard, because apparently it's people with farm's responsability to take care of strays.

Big surprise when he oppened them the door to the yard that morning, blood and entrails everywhere.

let's not forget the plane crashes in that song.

(frank)ing planes, man.

let's not forget the plane crashes in that song.

(frank)ing planes, man.
- kicksave856

wut

My brother was a Jack Rusell breeder for fun at his farmhouse. Somebody had the great idea to dump a box full of kittens in their yard, because apparently it's people with farm's responsability to take care of strays.

Big surprise when he oppened them the door to the yard that morning, blood and entrails everywhere.
- Fredo

Jesus!! Did they not know what Jack Russell's are all about?? Damn! That would have looked like a Dexter kill room!!

wut

- Pat1993

Guy was afraid to fly in the song. And as the plane crashed down, he thought, well isn't this nice

Gary Bettman says he's "reasonably confident" that #coyotes owner Alex Meruelo will deliver on his promise to secure a new NHL-quality arena in Arizona.

NHLPA executive director Marty Walsh says he's "extremely disappointed" with the #coyotes organization. Walsh says senior members of that organization won't even speak with the NHLPA about the conditions for the players there.

So, that is going well....

Guy was afraid to fly in the song. And as the plane crashed down, he thought, well isn't this nice
- Snots33_77

yeah I know, I was just wondering what kick's reaction was about lol

wut

- Pat1993

he waited his whole damn life to take that flight
and as the plane crashed down, he thought "well isn't this nice?"




you know how i hate planes

My brother was a Jack Rusell breeder for fun at his farmhouse. Somebody had the great idea to dump a box full of kittens in their yard, because apparently it's people with farm's responsability to take care of strays.

Big surprise when he oppened them the door to the yard that morning, blood and entrails everywhere.
- Fredo

poop like that really pisses me off.

Guy was afraid to fly in the song. And as the plane crashed down, he thought, well isn't this nice
- Snots33_77

every time i see one in the air i say, "they'll never make it".

Jesus!! Did they not know what Jack Russell's are all about?? Damn! That would have looked like a Dexter kill room!!
- Snots33_77

Probably not, the box was either dropped during the night or very early in the morning when the dogs were inside.

every time i see one in the air i say, "they'll never make it".
- kicksave856

Probably not, the box was either dropped during the night or very early in the morning when the dogs were inside.
- Fredo

English dogs that hunt rodents and poop. Those kittens didn't stand a snowballs chance in hell. Poor little bastards

he waited his whole damn life to take that flight
and as the plane crashed down, he thought "well isn't this nice?"




you know how i hate planes
- kicksave856

no, I was not aware of this actually.

he waited his whole damn life to take that flight
and as the plane crashed down, he thought "well isn't this nice?"




you know how i hate planes
- kicksave856

I use to be on planes 4-5-6 times a week for work, large and small ones. Never had a problem

For some reason, the last few times I have taken a plane, I get extremely nervous.

I use to be on planes 4-5-6 times a week for work, large and small ones. Never had a problem

For some reason, the last few times I have taken a plane, I get extremely nervous.
- Mashadar

maybe next time try not to watch the movie Alive before a flight...

I use to be on planes 4-5-6 times a week for work, large and small ones. Never had a problem

For some reason, the last few times I have taken a plane, I get extremely nervous.
- Mashadar

I'm not on the big commercial planes. Got nervous the year I worked at Rona and had to take those small 6-12 seaters to go to remotes places.

I'm not on the big commercial planes. Got nervous the year I worked at Rona and had to take those small 6-12 seaters to go to remotes places.
- Fredo

Those are the safest kind.