Welp, Doomsday is here.
New Russian military capability poses serious threat to American people. Speculation is that it is related to a recent test by Russian to neutralize satellite capabilities.

Stay Calm, Relax, Kiss you Ass Goodbye.
- IonSabres

Yesterday I got ready to go to war with Rhode Island...now I have to prepare for war with Russia?

Yesterday I got ready to go to war with Rhode Island...now I have to prepare for war with Russia?
- washedup20

daamn i just got back from the texas border event.

1 for 2 on pp last night

they are improving

ellis is going nowhere
- homiedclown

daamn i just got back from the texas border event.
- TheSabresTaco

Those damn Oklahoma freaks need to be put back in their place every now and then...I thank you for your service.

They don't shoot. And when they do shoot, the shots are bad. They create no danger. An average powerplay has this team in the wildcard battle.
- TheSabresTaco

It was bad at creating last year too. Just got hidden by higher shooting %'s.

Those damn Oklahoma freaks need to be put back in their place every now and then...I thank you for your service.
- washedup20

you mighta seen me on tv, I have a massive 4x4 jacked up Ford with really loud exhaust, to match the size of my obviously large dong.

It was bad at creating last year too. Just got hidden by higher shooting %'s.
- Lunaion

All in all, it got real results. Perhaps in spite of Matt Ellis' existence.

you mighta seen me on tv, I have a massive 4x4 jacked up Ford with really loud exhaust, to match the size of my obviously large dong.
- TheSabresTaco

That was you!? espn8 theocho was hyping you up all night...bro you're famous.

It was bad at creating last year too. Just got hidden by higher shooting %'s.
- Lunaion

It helps when this is the goalie your shooting on....hell of a playoff career:


https://www.capfriendly.com/players/david-rittich

That was you!? espn8 theocho was hyping you up all night...bro you're famous.
- washedup20

- TheSabresTaco

The Sabre Report
@TheSabreReport
Since Dec. 30th, Ukko-Pekka Luukkonen ranks 1st in the NHL in Goals Saved Above Expected


The Sabre Report
@TheSabreReport
Via Evolving Hockey:

1. Ukko-Pekka Luukkonen (17.36)
2. Stuart Skinner (16.79)
3. Jacob Markstrom (16.78)
4. Jordan Binnington (16.24)
5. Connor Hellebuyck (14.55)

Yesterday I got ready to go to war with Rhode Island...now I have to prepare for war with Russia?
- washedup20

Maybe.
We'll see over the next several weeks.
White House to brief Congress tomorrow.
who knows, could get ugly...imagine life without satellites...
Start gathering rocks and learn how to use a slingshot.

you mighta seen me on tv, I have a massive 4x4 jacked up Ford with really loud exhaust, to match the size of my obviously large dong.
- TheSabresTaco

You may have potential on Trump's ticket...push for VP position. It would be hard to F-up that role for most.

You may have potential on Trump's ticket...push for VP position. It would be hard to F-up that role for most.
- IonSabres

my dong and my truck is definitely big enough but I don't have that much retard in me.

Maybe.
We'll see over the next several weeks.
White House to brief Congress tomorrow.
who knows, could get ugly...imagine life without satellites...
Start gathering rocks and learn how to use a slingshot.
- IonSabres

Mike Tyson's pigeon army will become the most valuable communications company on the planet. Bird feed is our future currency...

Mike Tyson's pigeon army will become the most valuable communications company on the planet. Bird feed is our future currency...
- washedup20

Kings are 3-5-2 in their last 10 and hanging on to a playoff spot like grim death.

More importantly, they no-showed last night.

Would've been more interesting and entertaining to win 4-3 or something along those lines with the Kings fighting hard and playing well.

Reminded me of the game against Colorado where the Avs just didn't show up at all.
- kingcong39

Valid points

Mike Tyson's pigeon army will become the most valuable communications company on the planet. Bird feed is our future currency...
- washedup20

I just want to see the tiger

Mike Tyson's pigeon army will become the most valuable communications company on the planet. Bird feed is our future currency...
- washedup20

All hail the Bowery King

No sauce


- washedup20

what the hell is that sh@t

- DirtyDan

Pigeons don't read...they lead, the status symbol of the future:

I just want to see the tiger
- IonSabres

You better be quick before it sees you first...

You better be quick before it sees you first...
- washedup20

what the hell is that sh@t
- homiedclown

It has all the talent and potential to be a hot wing...it's just a plain wing though........