Yeesh.

Step 1: punch her in the face.

Step 2: Eat the Twix.

Done.
- nfph

The only "proper eating technique" things I've seen on the internet that I find are worth listening to are the the ones about tearing a cupcake in two, horizontally, and eating it like a sandwich so the icing doesn't get all over your mouth, and using your pinkies to keep a sandwich/burger from falling out the back while you're eating it.

Do you like kit kats?
- Streit2ThePoint

yes esp. the kit kat chunky version. those are mega delish

yes esp. the kit kat chunky version. those are mega delish
- twiztedmike

oh yeah that one is good

My Amarillo-Simcoe-Centennial IPA turned out wonderfully btw


All these flaws, hidden behind such wonderful aromas
- _nay_

lol guarantee i've had worse from actual breweries

TASTES LIKE A CUP OF BUTTER

no diacetyl at all.. surely

oh yeah that one is good
- _nay_

when I was a kid my mom would get those kit kat chunkys in the 24 packs and the Mr. Bigs in 24 packs from Costco and I would eat like 3 per day

It's been forever since I bought a full sized bar... nearly my entire experience when it comes to the non-lindt stuff has been with halloween left overs pilfered from my parent's house or the office candy bowl.

I always found a lot of these things tasted stale, and I wasn't sure if that was a general chocolate bar thing, or a specifically the halloween sized stuff that's likely been sitting in warehouses for a year at least between halloweens.
- Feeling Glucky?

i typically eat 1-2 chocolate bars a year

i hope that makes my comments on this topic more amusing

Nothing beats the Coffee Crisp
- _nay_

love Coffee Crisp

My Amarillo-Simcoe-Centennial IPA turned out wonderfully btw


All these flaws, hidden behind such wonderful aromas
- _nay_

I'm pretty sure I ruined my IPA. It's still drinkable, just has an odd flavor. Think I might try a stout soon.

i typically eat 1-2 chocolate bars a year

i hope that makes my comments on this topic more amusing
- daeth

i typically eat 1-2 chocolate bars a year

i hope that makes my comments on this topic more amusing
- daeth

i typically eat 1-2 chocolate bars a year

i hope that makes my comments on this topic more amusing
- daeth

i typically eat 1-2 chocolate bars a year

i hope that makes my comments on this topic more amusing
- daeth

i typically eat 1-2 chocolate bars a year

i hope that makes my comments on this topic more amusing
- daeth

I'm pretty sure I ruined my IPA. It's still drinkable, just has an odd flavor. Think I might try a stout soon.
- Streit2ThePoint

I peed in it so technically I ruined your IPA

I'm pretty sure I ruined my IPA. It's still drinkable, just has an odd flavor. Think I might try a stout soon.
- Streit2ThePoint

stouts/porters are un(frank)upable

the burnt malt covers up allll flaws

I peed in it so technically I ruined your IPA
- twiztedmike

Oh that's why it has a red hue.

Oh that's why it has a red hue.
- Streit2ThePoint

rip mike

Oh that's why it has a red hue.
- Streit2ThePoint

I knew I shouldn't have eaten so many of those disgusting Twix bars

I'm pretty sure I ruined my IPA. It's still drinkable, just has an odd flavor. Think I might try a stout soon.
- Streit2ThePoint

Made another IPA with the same grain bill, but used Citra and Mosaic instead. Bottled it yesterday, and I'm afraid I used too much Citra and will get some of that cat piss aroma.

Tried a stout last year. Wasn't bad, but I mashed too low and had no body at all, and the yeast shat in my hands and left me with a super high FG.

In short: tasted like a 4% stout, but it was super thin and sweet and ended up in a brownies recipe.


Next one will be an American Brown Ale

twix only really competes with kit kats in my eyes and i actually choose twix in that little fat fight. IMHO!!!

i think the chocolate is slightly better and i don't really go for those wafer cookie things they put in kit kats. i mean, if they weren't covered in chocolate that would literally be the last cookie i'd ever eat.
- kicksave856

(frank) you

Made another IPA with the same grain bill, but used Citra and Mosaic instead. Bottled it yesterday, and I'm afraid I used too much Citra and will get some of that cat piss aroma.

Tried a stout last year. Wasn't bad, but I mashed too low and had no body at all, and the yeast shat in my hands and left me with a super high FG.

In short: tasted like a 4% stout, but it was super thin and sweet and ended up in a brownies recipe.


Next one will be an American Brown Ale
- _nay_

I tried to be creative and added mangos and a habenero. The recipe was supposed to make a low 7% abv but when it was finished I calculated mine to be 9.14%. So it has a alcoholy/malty/spicy taste in a bad way though

Made another IPA with the same grain bill, but used Citra and Mosaic instead. Bottled it yesterday, and I'm afraid I used too much Citra and will get some of that cat piss aroma.

Tried a stout last year. Wasn't bad, but I mashed too low and had no body at all, and the yeast shat in my hands and left me with a super high FG.

In short: tasted like a 4% stout, but it was super thin and sweet and ended up in a brownies recipe.


Next one will be an American Brown Ale
- _nay_

lots of top rated citra beers are cat pissy. unavoidable

Made another IPA with the same grain bill, but used Citra and Mosaic instead. Bottled it yesterday, and I'm afraid I used too much Citra and will get some of that cat piss aroma.

Tried a stout last year. Wasn't bad, but I mashed too low and had no body at all, and the yeast shat in my hands and left me with a super high FG.

In short: tasted like a 4% stout, but it was super thin and sweet and ended up in a brownies recipe.


Next one will be an American Brown Ale
- _nay_

I'm so confused

_nay_ = Not_Yan = Yan??

(frank) you
- shvingter88

kit kats have those sharp edges.

i figured you'd hate those.

kit kats have those sharp edges.

i figured you'd hate those.
- kicksave856

i bet even saying the word "kit kat" is potentially dangerous for his soft (so soft) mouth roof