So, saw something online today and really liked it.

Apparently, part of the Louisiana Purchase included land that is now part of Canada. While we did purchase this previously, in an agreement with Canada on the border, dating back to 1803, we gave up this land and moved back to the 49th parallel. Now, we did get some land back in the deal, located in Minnesota mostly, but we lost about 45k acres of land to those damn wildlings.

It is for this reason, that there is a movement starting to annex all of Canada. Not only did they fook us over with the land grab, but they also won't give the proper percentage to NATO and have no plans to rectify this. Additionally, they use "aboot" in every day language and that type of nonsense cannot be permitted to endure.

By annexing Canada, we get to do 4 things:

1) We confuse the poop out of Putin (win)
2) We get an excuse to bomb Toronto (big win)
3) We can now roster the best Olympic Hockey team the world has ever seen (huge win)
4) We can force the Canadians to teach us how to ride those moose (biggest win of all)

In summation, I say we start with some drone strikes on Toronto this weekend. Have Biden come out and have him say we are "freeing Canada from their oppressive government" and let the fun begin.
- QuinnFan

The only trade I need to see is Erik. The team instantly gets better without his existence. More so than anyone else.
- TheSabresTaco

Agreed, more addition by subtraction.

- DirtyDan

Exactly, look at that pretentious (frank).

Exactly, look at that pretentious (frank).
- QuinnFan

Sleepy Joe can't save us. Only Pierre can.

If there is interest in ej he needed to be traded yesterday. It is also on the gm who has the ability to take that decision away from the coach

If adams promised ej not to be traded or pigeonholed himself by letting ej decide where, fire him. No accountability from anyone in this organization
- ieetbred

I really can’t imagine a team scouting Eric Johnson and then wanting to trade for him.

He’s shot

8 days away from adams proving again he can't do his job

Mitts isn't signed, if he isn't traded then wtf are they doing
- ieetbred

The TDL is not normally the best time to make a hockey trade as the market is pretty restricted...

I really can’t imagine a team scouting Eric Johnson and then wanting to trade for him.

He’s shot
- Boss34

But it's only 1 year

Tell Pachla if he trades Quinn again, armchair style or otherwise, I will hunt him down and cut off his fro.
- QuinnFan

"Thx. Tell Quinnfan I had a hearty LOL and that I'll fight for the fro!"

The TDL is not normally the best time to make a hockey trade as the market is pretty restricted...
- IonSabres

Pretty much Year round for Adams, except he isn't restricted. He's just not Good!

- DirtyDan

Can we just send Joe up to Canada and tell him he is the Emperor of the Great White North.
He won't even know he has been duped. Let him know the ice cream is good there.

I really can’t imagine a team scouting Eric Johnson and then wanting to trade for him.

He’s shot
- Boss34

Can't believe a Team was stupid enough to give him 3.25mill let alone a Contract, but here we are.

Can't believe a Team was stupid enough to give him 3.25mill let alone a Contract, but here we are.
- Buff36

Clearly his heart isn’t in the games. Not the same player he’s been over the past decade.

Clearly his heart isn’t in the games. Not the same player he’s been over the past decade.
- Boss34

Very True! But it was a Huge mistake by Adams and know letting him have Control of a Trade. Time for Adams to take his Pull-ups of and put on his Big Boy Boxers. Your Top 3 really needs to adjust his plan.

https://x.com/LLysowski/s.../1763289443786457273?s=20

“We’ve talked,” Okposo said, referring to his conversations with Adams about the deadline. “I know where he stands, he knows where I stand, and I’ll leave it at that. We’re definitely on the same page and we’ll see what the next week brings us.”

Very True! But it was a Huge mistake by Adams and know letting him have Control of a Trade. Time for Adams to take his Pull-ups of and put on his Big Boy Boxers. Your Top 3 really needs to adjust his plan.
- Buff36

It’s really a terrible signing, especially if he can’t get you a decent pick at the deadline.

Do you think ej gets moved and for what?

It’s really a terrible signing, especially if he can’t get you a decent pick at the deadline.

Do you think ej gets moved and for what?
- Boss34

The Avs and leafs have been watching him. There is some interest.

The value in return will be very very minimal and we are retaining

It’s really a terrible signing, especially if he can’t get you a decent pick at the deadline.

Do you think ej gets moved and for what?
- Boss34

You know these teams scout the Sabres. Would you want EJ for your playoff run?

https://x.com/LLysowski/status/1763289443786457273?s=20

“We’ve talked,” Okposo said, referring to his conversations with Adams about the deadline. “I know where he stands, he knows where I stand, and I’ll leave it at that. We’re definitely on the same page and we’ll see what the next week brings us.”


- Hank Balling

Easy to read too much into this, but if you just wanted to stay, wouldn't he have said that?

What’s Eric Johnson’s illness? Sick of getting called out?

Easy to read too much into this, but if you just wanted to stay, wouldn't he have said that?
- Lunaion

Sounds like he has a team or two in mind that he would accept a trade to.

"We'll see what the next week brings us" is definitely something. Time for him to go

Sounds like he has a team or two in mind that he would accept a trade to.

"We'll see what the next week brings us" is definitely something. Time for him to go
- Hank Balling

Seems like it. Don't know why these guys would want to finish a losing season on a team they don't fit on next year. You'd certainly hope KA isn't telling them the decision to return next year is in their court again.

I almost shat my pants today when I got a TSN alert “Sabres head coach Granato fi”
That’s where the alert cut off

You know these teams scout the Sabres. Would you want EJ for your playoff run?
- Lunaion

Thanks but no thanks Lun

I would be surprised if they move ej . Based on recent play .

It’s really a terrible signing, especially if he can’t get you a decent pick at the deadline.

Do you think ej gets moved and for what?
- Boss34

Yes I think he gets moved, think we get a 5th next year.

Can we just send Joe up to Canada and tell him he is the Emperor of the Great White North.
He won't even know he has been duped. Let him know the ice cream is good there.
- IonSabres

“You’re going to rule a fabulous place where your ice cream never melts....”