Self-deprecation is a skill of the wise and intellectually confident.

God I suck ...
- The Law

I wish I had thought of that, but….

Pete Blackburn
@PeteBlackburn
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35m
We need to start fining officials for "unprofessional conduct directed at the game of hockey"
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Frank Seravalli
@frank_seravalli
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1h
Both #Sabres coach Don Granato and #Leafs coach Sheldon Keefe have been fined $25,000 by the #NHL for "unprofessional conduct directed at the officials."

Mike Johnson was between the benches and said he listened to Keefe the whole time and said it was really tame. MLSE should send the $$ in bags of pennies ...rubbed in poop.
- The Law

That's not legal, and not because of the poop

With your name, you should know this lol.

That's not legal, and not because of the poop

With your name, you should know this lol.
- Whipper

His last name is breaker

Because we are still ravenously hungry, while he has been sated by a Red Lobster lunch.
- Atomic Wedgie

Why must you turn this thread into a House of Lies?

Pete Blackburn
@PeteBlackburn
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35m
We need to start fining officials for "unprofessional conduct directed at the game of hockey"
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Frank Seravalli
@frank_seravalli
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1h
Both #Sabres coach Don Granato and #Leafs coach Sheldon Keefe have been fined $25,000 by the #NHL for "unprofessional conduct directed at the officials."
- gravyface

Frank Seravalli would be the expert on unprofessional conduct directed at the game of hockey. Or maybe amateurish is a better term.

I do think Dion was at least a little underrated towards the end of his tenure with the Leafs.

Prime Dion would be nice for this team right about now..not at that cap hit though
- Santo_44

Was about that time as a Leaf, I had mega hopes one particular draft day we could put him out there to try and get a first rounder in exchange.

Was a wonderful thought at the time.

That's not legal, and not because of the poop

With your name, you should know this lol.
- Whipper

He's not a criminal lawyer.

He's a criminal lawyer.

Why must you turn this thread into a House of Lies?
- Zezel

https://www.google.ca/sea...012e,vid:D4-B8uCprXc,st:0

Frank Seravalli would be the expert on unprofessional conduct directed at the game of hockey. Or maybe amateurish is a better term.
- Zezel

He's not wrong here though... broken clock?

He's not a criminal lawyer.

He's a criminal lawyer.
- Zezel

I'm a model idiot.

That's not legal, and not because of the poop

With your name, you should know this lol.
- Whipper

I drive more than the speed limit too ...

CBJ options:

Jenner
Provorov
Werenski
Nylander
Danforth
Gudbranson
Boqvist
Peeke
Texier
Kuraly
Laine😬
- mr.sir

fannytilli 👍

I drive more than the speed limit too ...
- The Law

He's not wrong here though... broken clock?
- mjones242

Broken clock, blind squirrel.

Why is it that the Florida guy gets it more than the rest of you shrill, shrieking little babies?
- Zezel

For a long time, Tampa was on a friggin roll. It was my blood-bound duty to root for them first before all else. Now, they are a fading quasi-dynasty on the decline. The Leafs have surpassed them as legit contenders. I know that sounds kinda dumb with Tampa's roster of future hall of famers and Duch having a Hart worthy season.

I've watched a lot of Tampa games this season, and I have also watched more Leafs games than in any previous season. Using the eye test, my gut feels better about the Leafs' chances this year.

I've said in years past, that the Leafs were ascending. I think that time is here. Or, I have lost the plot and need to be medicated even more heavily.

- Whipper

Wife, kids, job, leafs .....sometimes a quiet prison cell sounds like a (frank)ing dream.

Edit: nothing to see here.

Edit: nothing to see here.
- Atomic Wedgie

What is the purpose of two years less a day?!?

Edit: wait, why did you delete?

What is the purpose of two years less a day?!?

Edit: wait, why did you delete?
- Whipper

Kinda decided that I didn't want to make fun of it.

I could get a cheap laugh with a Tea with Miss McGill comment, but the reality is I don't know what happened, and it could be really franking dark.

What is the purpose of two years less a day?!?

Edit: wait, why did you delete?
- Whipper

Two years puts you in a federal penitentiary. One day less and you can serve it in the local resort(jail).

Two years puts you in a federal penitentiary. One day less and you can serve it in the local resort(jail).
- shack67

TIL something.

Wife, kids, job, leafs .....sometimes a quiet prison cell sounds like a (frank)ing dream.
- The Law

minus the kids, but yeah, just reading a couple books over a 2 year period sounds not too bad

fannytilli 👍
- Skalapy

trading last year's 3rd overall pick during his rookie season is 100% something I think the columbus bluejackets would entertain

minus the kids, but yeah, just reading a couple books over a 2 year period sounds not too bad
- TheMussel

Weight room.

Time in the yard.

Free university tuition.

3 square meals a day.

Comfy clothing.

Rodeo clown training.