Solid food, good music, good beer and cocktails, 15 minutes of carefully crafted sentimentality, ..boom, good night. Only angry fat aunts and cousins and friends you'll never see again care about the other stuff.
- The Law

Your wedding takes are pretty spot on


Also McD fries sounds like a banger idea. (frank) the photo booth or late night porchetta table.

3.5 million in dead cap space in 25/26 isn't all that good either. Plus you have to replace him.

I mean, if they just didn't overpay depth players or stars it would be fine.
- Aaron_85

Well you gotta measure these things as you go but ya it was a buyout candidate the minute it was signed.

A buyout gains them 3.75 in space this coming year so there's some good and some bad.

Mrs. Wedgie had a relation (IIRC, her father's cousin) who worked for the Stratford Festival. She was a regular at a certain french fry truck in Stratford.

When she died, her friends who organized the funeral had the french fry truck come to the outdoor ceremony, and afterwards everyone got free fries.

And Cynthia Dale was there!
- Atomic Wedgie

That is awesome.

Late night sausage party? You can't miss with that. Plus those 2 really fun/drunk friends we all have will make sure all the guests appreciate that a sausage is shaped like a penis.
- The Law

Ha ha ha ha ha, a sausage is shaped like a pen!s.

That's hilarious, Lawsie!

Oh boy, I'm pretty drunk. This is a great wedding.

Ha ha ha ha ha, a sausage is shaped like a pen!s.

That's hilarious, Lawsie!

Oh boy, I'm pretty drunk. This is a great wedding.
- Atomic Wedgie

You get me ....

Just gonna leave this right here:



And a reminder: the Republicans control House committees.

Reverse standings.
- Atomic Wedgie

or the same standing as the '24 draft

Ek could probably be the officiant ...maybe even on Zoom or something. Wedgie's flowers, EK, ...this is coming together.

Honestly, biggest/funnest flex at a wedding that I've been at ....bride/groom had McDonalds fries delivered around midnight. The whole place went nuts with excitement. It's the simple things ...and salt of course.
- The Law

followed by shot of tequila

Poor asset management. Didn't even get anything in return! Now they can sign some top 6 winger and a bottom 4 defender with all that space.
- Aaron_85

Maybe they’re making room for Marner lol

I got married 26 years ago, and I'm still angry about the industry.

We were actually going to get hockey pucks as the bomboniere, but we ran out of time.

Instead, we just gave everybody a rockin' good time and a wicked hangover the next day.
- Atomic Wedgie

We just went to Cuba 20 years ago. Told everyone that we didn't want a wedding gift - just wanted them to come if they could. We did get shot glasses for everyone with our names & the date on them and everyone draft a metric crapload of Sambuca. One of our friends who came insisted on being the wedding photographer (he was a photographer by hobby) as a gift and he took some great pictures.

Affordable, memorable and a wonderful time had by everyone.

Just gonna leave this right here:



And a reminder: the Republicans control House committees.
- Atomic Wedgie

Is this his reference letter to be the Vice Presidential candidate?

Check out my new Leafs hat

Check out my new Leafs hat
- Zezel

Which one do you hate? Tavares? Rielly? Are you trading Marner in your head? Then next you you have to tape a big "3" over that logo?

Check out my new Leafs hat
- Zezel

Here's mine:

Well you gotta measure these things as you go but ya it was a buyout candidate the minute it was signed.

A buyout gains them 3.75 in space this coming year so there's some good and some bad.
- The Law

Not bad.
2m next year.

Hes paid too much, good move by them.

Leafs sign him for $1m?

ha ha Portugal player #17 just got a yellow card for Diving !!!!! ha ha

Not bad.
2m next year.

Hes paid too much, good move by them.

Leafs sign him for $1m?
- Fakepartofme

he was paid that because he has 2 Cup rings .....
winning a cup help the pocket book

he was paid that because he has 2 Cup rings .....
winning a cup help the pocket book
- dmnted

Understandable.

You get me ....
- The Law

wow you guys should get married

wow you guys should get married
- senstroll

Just do it Zez. Make her take the blood oath and become your blue koolaid drinking wife.
- The Law

My son got married in Kelowna a few weeks ago. She’s a BC girl who included a commitment to always support the Leafs in her vows. I cried

My son got married in Kelowna a few weeks ago. She’s a BC girl who included a commitment to always support the Leafs in her vows. I cried
- Canada Cup

Poor young lady.
She doesn't deserve the heartbreak

My son got married in Kelowna a few weeks ago. She’s a BC girl who included a commitment to always support the Leafs in her vows. I cried
- Canada Cup

yeah BC people are the worst

Well you gotta measure these things as you go but ya it was a buyout candidate the minute it was signed.

A buyout gains them 3.75 in space this coming year so there's some good and some bad.
- The Law

Almost every team that overpaid for Lightning players are regretting it .... Killorn (Ana), Palat (NJ), Goodrow (NYR), Coleman? (Cal)...

Goodrow on a cheap contract would not be a bad pick up. I could get behind that one.