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drexel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Name the Traitors!, AB
Joined: 06.29.2006

Jul 11 @ 6:28 PM ET
Tree should have channeled his inner Briesbois and ran Tavares out of town on a rail.

Tell him to accept a trade. If he resists, you strip him of the "C", demote him to the 4th line, and make his wife share a bed with Whorey Fairy. He relents, gets traded in a cap-dump to San Jose, and his wife has a new baby that looks suspiciously like The Worm.

- GalacticStone

methinks Im dropping lots of "suck it Galactic" when JT has a bounce back year
Dozzer
Referee
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow since I’m way up high
Joined: 09.15.2010

Jul 11 @ 6:31 PM ET
I'll bet anyone a dozen McDoubles and a regular Skor McFlurry that Reaves doesn't play 82 gamesm
- Zezel


I totally agree

“Guy gets a point once every 8 games or so!”

That’s totally a safer way of putting it right?
GalacticStone
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: We shoulda let Uncle Billy finish the job.
Joined: 01.29.2013

Jul 11 @ 7:33 PM ET
methinks Im dropping lots of "suck it Galactic" when JT has a bounce back year
- drexel

I'd gladly eat crow if it's good for the team.

JT scores 100 points and the team resigns him at 6 x 12m.

drexel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Name the Traitors!, AB
Joined: 06.29.2006

Jul 11 @ 7:38 PM ET
The levels of malarkey are incredible.
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Jul 11 @ 7:47 PM ET
Drake the only person that takes that bet
- drexel


Lol

Then again it would suck to win a bet with Drake and win 20 sliders and ice cream. But it would also be awesome.
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Jul 11 @ 7:48 PM ET
methinks Im dropping lots of "suck it Galactic" when JT has a bounce back year
- drexel


I'm not writing off JT just yet.
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Jul 11 @ 10:52 PM ET
I posted think the clock needs reset
Rare_Jewel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Toronto, ON
Joined: 05.31.2021

Jul 11 @ 11:27 PM ET
The levels of malarkey are incredible.
- drexel


C'mon, maannn...
underhill14
Location: I think I'll just sit back stage until somebody that matters calls me out.-King of HB Systemtool
Joined: 06.02.2010

Jul 12 @ 12:33 AM ET
I'm not writing off JT just yet.
- Zezel

Dude you haven't written off Joey MF Crabb yet. Drink MOAR blue poop.

JT will get 60 pts next year, at best, for $11M. No Cup still. (frank) him. And (frank) him and Dubas for killing the Leafs' Cap space in lieu of an actual balanced roster for the past 7 years.

Never thought I would hate a Leafs' captain more the Phaneuf. (As soon as Fukneuf got here with Sean Avery's ex-girlfriend on his arm, his slap shot never hit the net and he never hit anyone again.)

Both got overpaid and the C before they deserved it.
21peter
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Peter I Island
Joined: 11.18.2014

Jul 12 @ 6:10 AM ET
Dude you haven't written off Joey MF Crabb yet. Drink MOAR blue poop.

JT will get 60 pts next year, at best, for $11M. No Cup still. (frank) him. And (frank) him and Dubas for killing the Leafs' Cap space in lieu of an actual balanced roster for the past 7 years.

Never thought I would hate a Leafs' captain more the Phaneuf. (As soon as Fukneuf got here with Sean Avery's ex-girlfriend on his arm, his slap shot never hit the net and he never hit anyone again.)

Both got overpaid and the C before they deserved it.

- underhill14

nah - all the Leafs are gonna have another glorious season, mate
GalacticStone
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: We shoulda let Uncle Billy finish the job.
Joined: 01.29.2013

Jul 12 @ 7:33 AM ET
Dude you haven't written off Joey MF Crabb yet. Drink MOAR blue poop.

JT will get 60 pts next year, at best, for $11M. No Cup still. (frank) him. And (frank) him and Dubas for killing the Leafs' Cap space in lieu of an actual balanced roster for the past 7 years.

Never thought I would hate a Leafs' captain more the Phaneuf. (As soon as Fukneuf got here with Sean Avery's ex-girlfriend on his arm, his slap shot never hit the net and he never hit anyone again.)

Both got overpaid and the C before they deserved it.

- underhill14

I kinda almost sort of agree here.

I don't care how nice JT the person is, or what he is like in the locker room, the dude has been making serious bank to be mediocre. He's just good enough in the regular season to keep his stat sheet looking relatively respectable, but wins nothing. No hardware.

A 13-year old girl has more hardware than this guy and gets paid a lot less to do it.
Fakepartofme
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Living rent free... in your head, ON
Joined: 09.20.2010

Jul 12 @ 8:39 AM ET
I'll bet anyone a dozen McDoubles and a regular Skor McFlurry that Reaves doesn't play 82 gamesm
- Zezel

Is this based on the fact that he's never ever played 82 games in a season?
Fakepartofme
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Living rent free... in your head, ON
Joined: 09.20.2010

Jul 12 @ 8:43 AM ET
I'm not writing off JT just yet.
- Zezel

At 33, he 65 points
Not too shabby.
Fakepartofme
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Living rent free... in your head, ON
Joined: 09.20.2010

Jul 12 @ 8:47 AM ET
Dude you haven't written off Joey MF Crabb yet. Drink MOAR blue poop.

JT will get 60 pts next year, at best, for $11M. No Cup still. (frank) him. And (frank) him and Dubas for killing the Leafs' Cap space in lieu of an actual balanced roster for the past 7 years.

Never thought I would hate a Leafs' captain more the Phaneuf. (As soon as Fukneuf got here with Sean Avery's ex-girlfriend on his arm, his slap shot never hit the net and he never hit anyone again.)

Both got overpaid and the C before they deserved it.

- underhill14

He was biggest FA in years....got less than what was offered elsewhere and has played well for most of the contract. We all knew the last years he wouldnt live up to 11m sheets, but we were suppose to have a cup or at least a couple cup runs by now. But then dubas overpaid Matthews and Marner......and oh ya some pandemic hit. Either way, this core just doesnt seem like a Stanley cup core.
JT was a captain on his former team...he deserved it.
Fakepartofme
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Living rent free... in your head, ON
Joined: 09.20.2010

Jul 12 @ 8:48 AM ET
I kinda almost sort of agree here.

I don't care how nice JT the person is, or what he is like in the locker room, the dude has been making serious bank to be mediocre. He's just good enough in the regular season to keep his stat sheet looking relatively respectable, but wins nothing. No hardware.

A 13-year old girl has more hardware than this guy and gets paid a lot less to do it.

- GalacticStone

What the (frank) are you rambling on about?
Symba007
Montreal Canadiens
Location: No, ON
Joined: 02.26.2007

Jul 12 @ 8:52 AM ET
What the (frank) are you rambling on about?
- Fakepartofme
He is probably talking about the 13yrs old Trump had fun with from the Epstein files.
Scabeh
Montreal Canadiens
Location: The Slovakian Jagr, QC
Joined: 02.25.2007

Jul 12 @ 8:55 AM ET
What the (frank) are you rambling on about?
- Fakepartofme



x2

As if being a half Tampa/Half Leafs fanboy wasn't weird enough.
dmnted
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Rented to Bruce Banner ;)
Joined: 08.30.2006

Jul 12 @ 9:06 AM ET
x2

As if being a half Tampa/Half Leafs fanboy wasn't weird enough.

- Scabeh

nah

he has the correct colours
Fakepartofme
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Living rent free... in your head, ON
Joined: 09.20.2010

Jul 12 @ 9:17 AM ET
He is probably talking about the 13yrs old Trump had fun with from the Epstein files.
- Symba007

Ah.
And by "fun" you mean........raped?
Canada Cup
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Not here to sell jerseys , ON
Joined: 07.06.2007

Jul 12 @ 9:20 AM ET
Ah.
And by "fun" you mean........raped?

- Fakepartofme

Psychopaths are gonna psychopath
Symba007
Montreal Canadiens
Location: No, ON
Joined: 02.26.2007

Jul 12 @ 9:28 AM ET
Ah.
And by "fun" you mean........raped?

- Fakepartofme

not according to 50% of American...he was just having fun, totally normal, will vote for him....

despicable I agree
GalacticStone
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: We shoulda let Uncle Billy finish the job.
Joined: 01.29.2013

Jul 12 @ 9:28 AM ET
What the (frank) are you rambling on about?
- Fakepartofme

It was a terrible comparison about how much hardware JT has won versus how many trophies an average 13 year old girl has. Cheerleading, school athletics, karate lessons, spelling bee, bowling, whatever.

However, upon Googling it, I noticed that he has olympic medals, so that kinda kills my own dumb joke. Not too many 13 year olds have medaled in the olympics.

But, for NHL hardware, the dude has zero.


GalacticStone
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: We shoulda let Uncle Billy finish the job.
Joined: 01.29.2013

Jul 12 @ 9:43 AM ET
x2

As if being a half Tampa/Half Leafs fanboy wasn't weird enough.

- Scabeh

I'm just a Leafs fan who happens to be knowledgeable about a division opponent.

FWIW, I'll trade my Rob Zamuner signed Lightning third jersey for a signed Leafs jersey. Preferably signed by the legendary Phaneuf, or Kessel, or Tucker or Clark.

The last two are my favorite blue and white players for obvious reasons.

Edit : or, the man, the myth, the legend Brian Bradley.
The Law
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 01.29.2008

Jul 12 @ 9:53 AM ET
Maltby Draper McCarty 🤷

Graves Murphy Gelinas

Pandolfo Madden Lemieux

- mr.sir


All before the salary cap era.

Teams would be happy to get 50g out of their 3rd lines and half that from their 4th line nowadays.
Monkeypunk
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Whenever, wherever, ON
Joined: 06.27.2013

Jul 12 @ 10:03 AM ET
He was biggest FA in years....got less than what was offered elsewhere and has played well for most of the contract. We all knew the last years he wouldnt live up to 11m sheets, but we were suppose to have a cup or at least a couple cup runs by now. But then dubas overpaid Matthews and Marner......and oh ya some pandemic hit. Either way, this core just doesnt seem like a Stanley cup core.
JT was a captain on his former team...he deserved it.

- Fakepartofme


When signing a UFA it's a challenge to estimate the player's value now vs. their value at the end of the deal and then trying to find a balance that still presents you as the favourite to land the player.

In the 5 years prior to JT signing with Toronto he was a top-10 player in the league in most offensive categories - 3rd in goals (tied with Crosby behind only Seguin and Ovechkin), 19th in assists, 7th in points, 7th in P/G, 6th in EVG and 7th in PPG. The only real knock you might have for a guy with those metrics was that he was 21st in GWG, so he didn't come across as particularly clutch.

In the 6 years since joining the Leafs, he's 18th in goals, 37th in assists, 25th in points, 35th in P/G, 21st in EVG and 16th PPG. He's 16th in GWG.

I can't say as he ever lived up to the contract, but he was going to get paid that money by someone.
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