Since we're going political today, I think it's time we revisit Dan Quayle, by far the best politician to ever live. Some of my favorite quotes for your Friday enjoyment:

1) If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.
2) I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.
3) Republicans understand the importance of bondage between mother and child.
4) It's wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.
5) One word sums up the responsibility of any vice president and that one word is 'to be prepared'
6) It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.

And my personal favorite:

7) Republicans have been accused of abandoning the poor. It's the other way around. They never vote for us.

I can definitely picture him and his falcons having an impromptu picnic by the side of the road
- Hank Balling

He may not be the President we want, but based on this, he may be the President we need.

He may not be the President we want, but based on this, he may be the President we need.
- QuinnFan

President roadkill and his bird cabinet

You punch someone in the face, expect to get annihilated.

It was an unprovoked attack of epic proportions with attacks that would make getting F. up the ass seem like a free day at Disney.
- IonSabres

lol what

aren’t you the same guy who went off on me last summer for doing that to my neighbor?

anyway, cannot with you

Lets not mention why Israel has the greatest missile defense system in the world... they haven't been shooting rockets at themselves the last 15 years
- DirtyDan

A historically displaced people who mainly occupied Europe were almost genocided by a guy exactly like Donald Trump, then when America saved the day, England decided the best place for a Jewish homeland was in a region occupied by Palestinian people for hundreds of years and in the middle of an entire region that hates then and their religion

They decided between there and Grand Island for Zion. Seriously, look it up.

Watched the first 20 minutes of Deadpool Wolverine last night

Didn’t laugh one time and all they talk about is anal sex and sodomy, seriously

A historically displaced people who mainly occupied Europe were almost genocided by a guy exactly like Donald Trump, then when America saved the day, England decided the best place for a Jewish homeland was in a region occupied by Palestinian people for hundreds of years and in the middle of an entire region that hates then and their religion

They decided between there and Grand Island for Zion. Seriously, look it up.
- Jet Jaguar BD

You need to take a history class. Jews have lived their longer than the religion of Islam has even existed.

Fast forward to the 20th-21st century. Arab countries (arab league even) failed countless times to take the country and turn it into another failed Islamic state.

A historically displaced people who mainly occupied Europe were almost genocided by a guy exactly like Donald Trump, then when America saved the day, England decided the best place for a Jewish homeland was in a region occupied by Palestinian people for hundreds of years and in the middle of an entire region that hates then and their religion

They decided between there and Grand Island for Zion. Seriously, look it up.
- Jet Jaguar BD

Probably because there were already Millions of Jews in that Area. The Grand Mufti actually sided with Hitler to try and Drive them out in the late 30's.

Probably because there were already Millions of Jews in that Area. The Grand Mufti actually sided with Hitler to try and Drive them out in the late 30's.
- Buff36

They call the Jews colonizers... but I don't remember a Jewish empire that existed for hundreds of years expanding over 3 continents

I'm gonna go see what I can scrounge up along the 219 for lunch. I have faith y'all can solve this situation

I'm gonna go see what I can scrounge up along the 219 for lunch. I have faith y'all can solve this situation
- Hank Balling

Its called educating.

People should learn about what they think they know before they release sh!t out of their mouth.

I'm gonna go see what I can scrounge up along the 219 for lunch. I have faith y'all can solve this situation
- Hank Balling

Atleast it will be rinsed off

Irony can be pretty ironic sometimes.

Irony can be pretty ironic sometimes.
- jochfr

Very ironical.

lol what

aren’t you the same guy who went off on me last summer for doing that to my neighbor?

anyway, cannot with you
- Jet Jaguar BD

Nope.
Your rant back then was physically assaulting someone because they said something you didn't like.

Just STFU with your propaganda crap

Nope.
Your rant back then was physically assaulting someone because they said something you didn't like.

Just STFU with your propaganda crap
- IonSabres

Ion..... more like zIon amirite

You punch someone in the face, expect to get annihilated.

It was an unprovoked attack of epic proportions with attacks that would make getting F. up the ass seem like a free day at Disney.
- IonSabres

lmao

Watched the first 20 minutes of Deadpool Wolverine last night

Didn’t laugh one time and all they talk about is anal sex and sodomy, seriously
- Jet Jaguar BD

You have to really like comic book movies.

And I don't like comic book movies.

Ryan Reynolds is funny, but the movie is so uneven. One minute it's breaking the fourth wall to poke fun at comic book movies, and the next minute Hugh Jackman is delivering a soliloquy that's supposed to make us tear up.

Add in that the entire plot is franking stupid, and it's a movie that only the biggest comic nerds can stand.

At least in my humble opinion.

Anyways, let's get back on topic - BILLS PLAY TOMOMRROW!!!

lmao

- BareMetal

Coulda been a country.. but they decided on a terrorist state.

Billions in foreign "aid" and they turned it into Iwo Jima.

A historically displaced people who mainly occupied Europe were almost genocided by a guy exactly like Donald Trump, then when America saved the day, England decided the best place for a Jewish homeland was in a region occupied by Palestinian people for hundreds of years and in the middle of an entire region that hates then and their religion

They decided between there and Grand Island for Zion. Seriously, look it up.
- Jet Jaguar BD

A "historically displaced" people that have been kicked out of 110 countries over 1030 times, but it was never their fault.

There are jews that don't believe they should even have Israel because they are a "nomadic" people.

The Balfour Declaration was signed in 1917 when Lord Arthur James Balfour wrote it to Lord Walter Rothschild in support of the Zionist state in Palestine. The agreement was the jews get Palestine, and England gets US involvement in WWI.

Also, they did have an empire once.. it was called Khazaria.

Coulda been a country.. but they decided on a terrorist state.

Billions in foreign "aid" and they turned it into Iwo Jima.
- DirtyDan

Before Israel, we didn't have any enemies in the ME.

Yo...

Did you hear, after the whole roadkill bear cub thing...he said he has a whole freezer full of roadkill? MF is just crazy enough that I kind of believe it.
- QuinnFan

A "historically displaced" people that have been kicked out of 110 countries over 1030 times, but it was never their fault.

There are jews that don't believe they should even have Israel because they are a "nomadic" people.

The Balfour Declaration was signed in 1917 when Lord Arthur James Balfour wrote it to Lord Walter Rothschild in support of the Zionist state in Palestine. The agreement was the jews get Palestine, and England gets US involvement in WWI.

Also, they did have an empire once.. it was called Khazaria.
- BareMetal

A Turkic empire?

What was the pact called between the French and Americans to help get your country you so belove today?

A historically displaced people who mainly occupied Europe were almost genocided by a guy exactly like Donald Trump, then when America saved the day, England decided the best place for a Jewish homeland was in a region occupied by Palestinian people for hundreds of years and in the middle of an entire region that hates then and their religion

They decided between there and Grand Island for Zion. Seriously, look it up.
- Jet Jaguar BD

Stop with this crap. Good lord he may be a bombastic ass but he is not freaking hitler.

A Turkic empire?

What was the pact called between the French and Americans to help get your country you so belove today?
- DirtyDan

The fudge pact.