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Adam French
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Isn't Cooley 5"11? You know who else is 5"11? Sydney Crosby. - Scabeh
Joined: 04.06.2011

Aug 8 @ 1:32 PM ET

He was f*cking awful his entire time in Vancouver.

- Marwood

Like all Swedes, he thrives in warm areas with much sunlight
TheMussel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Toronto, ON
Joined: 09.24.2013

Aug 8 @ 1:36 PM ET
Like all Swedes, he thrives in warm areas with much sunlight
- AdamFrench


Just like their native sweden
Monkeypunk
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Whenever, wherever, ON
Joined: 06.27.2013

Aug 8 @ 1:37 PM ET
Speaking of. Double Dion has to be one of the greatest cock teases of all time.

Third in Calder voting in a year behind Crosby and OV, ahead of Lundqvist. Nutty

- AdamFrench


We had so much Calder talent.

Calder winner Andrew Raycroft. 3rd in Calder Phaneuf. 11th in Calder Kessel, Grabovski, Van Riemsdyk and Franson! 15th in Calder Bozak and 17th in Calder Schenn.

Okay. Maybe not ALL of them at the same time since at least one of them was traded for another one of them - but still. So much poopty talent with so few notable accolades all together at once.

It's like trying to make boot soup and you can't figure out what's wrong with your recipe.
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Aug 8 @ 1:50 PM ET
We had so much Calder talent.

Calder winner Andrew Raycroft. 3rd in Calder Phaneuf. 11th in Calder Kessel, Grabovski, Van Riemsdyk and Franson! 15th in Calder Bozak and 17th in Calder Schenn.

Okay. Maybe not ALL of them at the same time since at least one of them was traded for another one of them - but still. So much poopty talent with so few notable accolades all together at once.

It's like trying to make boot soup and you can't figure out what's wrong with your recipe.

- Monkeypunk


The Leafs couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel.
Fakepartofme
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Living rent free... in your head, ON
Joined: 09.20.2010

Aug 8 @ 1:51 PM ET
The Leafs couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel.

- Zezel

Cup champs!!!
2042
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Aug 8 @ 1:59 PM ET
Cup champs!!!
2042

- Fakepartofme



mr.sir
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Vancouver Island, BC
Joined: 01.18.2015

Aug 8 @ 2:14 PM ET
Charlie Montoyo fired again

Not surprising he helped the White Sox become historically bad
Monkeypunk
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Whenever, wherever, ON
Joined: 06.27.2013

Aug 8 @ 2:37 PM ET
Charlie Montoyo fired again

Not surprising he helped the White Sox become historically bad

- mr.sir


I don't get that. SO it's like the GM went on a rampage.

"You're fired, and so are you - and you, you dumb (frank)ing (frank), pack your poop and get the (frank) out of here, too. And you? What are you (frank)ing laughing at? Pack your poop, too. I didn't even come here to fire you (frank)ers. YOU. You're fired, too!"

They have the lowest Runs/Game, Batting average and OBP in the majors. The team's AVERAGE OBP is .275. To put that in perspective, it's 3 points worse than Daniel Vogelbach's OBP. A team full of Daniel Vogelbachs.

They fired the Manager, Bench Coach, 3rd base coach and assistant hitting coach.

Assistant Hitting Coach? How is the actual Hitting Coach surviving having the worst numbers in the league?

I can see firing the 3rd base coach. No one ever scores - it's a waste of money to keep him around. He doesn't DO anything.

And the Pitching Coach is fine? They are allowing 5.2 Runs against / game. They might be better off to just let the pitching staff and use position players in dual roles.

Anyway.

I'm actually sort of jealous that they got to do what I want someone to do to the Jays.
drexel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Name the Traitors!, AB
Joined: 06.29.2006

Aug 8 @ 2:41 PM ET
I don't get that. SO it's like the GM went on a rampage.

"You're fired, and so are you - and you, you dumb (frank)ing (frank), pack your poop and get the (frank) out of here, too. And you? What are you (frank)ing laughing at? Pack your poop, too. I didn't even come here to fire you (frank)ers. YOU. You're fired, too!"

They have the lowest Runs/Game, Batting average and OBP in the majors. The team's AVERAGE OBP is .275. To put that in perspective, it's 3 points worse than Daniel Vogelbach's OBP. A team full of Daniel Vogelbachs.

They fired the Manager, Bench Coach, 3rd base coach and assistant hitting coach.

Assistant Hitting Coach? How is the actual Hitting Coach surviving having the worst numbers in the league?

I can see firing the 3rd base coach. No one ever scores - it's a waste of money to keep him around. He doesn't DO anything.

And the Pitching Coach is fine? They are allowing 5.2 Runs against / game. They might be better off to just let the pitching staff and use position players in dual roles.

Anyway.

I'm actually sort of jealous that they got to do what I want someone to do to the Jays.

- Monkeypunk


so were running back the hitting coach?
mr.sir
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Vancouver Island, BC
Joined: 01.18.2015

Aug 8 @ 2:49 PM ET
so were running back the hitting coach?
- drexel

In Guillermo THEY trust 🙄
Monkeypunk
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Whenever, wherever, ON
Joined: 06.27.2013

Aug 8 @ 2:55 PM ET
so were running back the hitting coach?
- drexel


I hope they run over him.
drexel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Name the Traitors!, AB
Joined: 06.29.2006

Aug 8 @ 3:17 PM ET
In Guillermo THEY trust 🙄
- mr.sir

huge believer in stability
GalacticStone
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: We shoulda let Uncle Billy finish the job.
Joined: 01.29.2013

Aug 8 @ 4:21 PM ET
I am waaay under dressed for this mall of luxury outlet stores. 😆
TheMussel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Toronto, ON
Joined: 09.24.2013

Aug 8 @ 4:24 PM ET
I am waaay under dressed for this mall of luxury outlet stores. 😆
- GalacticStone


you went naked?
GalacticStone
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: We shoulda let Uncle Billy finish the job.
Joined: 01.29.2013

Aug 8 @ 4:44 PM ET
you went naked?
- TheMussel

Looking around this place, I am mercilessly reminded that I am no longer young or hot.
mr.sir
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Vancouver Island, BC
Joined: 01.18.2015

Aug 8 @ 5:05 PM ET
Looking around this place, I am mercilessly reminded that I am no longer young or hot.
- GalacticStone

Was Tee Dot there?
drexel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Name the Traitors!, AB
Joined: 06.29.2006

Aug 8 @ 5:10 PM ET
Was Tee Dot there?
- mr.sir

GalacticStone
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: We shoulda let Uncle Billy finish the job.
Joined: 01.29.2013

Aug 8 @ 5:15 PM ET
Was Tee Dot there?
- mr.sir

It's high maintenance smokeshows all over the place. Like Syrup Girl, but richer.
Big23Questions
Detroit Red Wings
Location: My Lovers call me Small23
Joined: 04.11.2018

Aug 8 @ 6:26 PM ET

He was f*cking awful his entire time in Vancouver.

- Marwood





Best player to wear a Canucks sweater….honourable mention to Mogilny/Bure
Adam French
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Isn't Cooley 5"11? You know who else is 5"11? Sydney Crosby. - Scabeh
Joined: 04.06.2011

Aug 9 @ 8:46 AM ET
Best player to wear a Canucks sweater….honourable mention to Mogilny/Bure
- Big23Questions

Dan Cloutier and it isn't even (frank)ing close.
GalacticStone
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: We shoulda let Uncle Billy finish the job.
Joined: 01.29.2013

Aug 9 @ 8:57 AM ET
Dan Cloutier and it isn't even (frank)ing close.
- AdamFrench

Cloutier is the only Lightning goalie I have seen drop the gloves and throw hands. And not just dancing around, but actual fisticuffs.
Symba007
Montreal Canadiens
Location: No, ON
Joined: 02.26.2007

Aug 9 @ 9:02 AM ET
Dom Extremely long Eastern European fake name will never be hired by an analytics department.
- AdamFrench

with your last name, do you walk around waiving a white flag all day?
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Aug 9 @ 9:03 AM ET
Cloutier is the only Lightning goalie I have seen drop the gloves and throw hands. And not just dancing around, but actual fisticuffs.
- GalacticStone


Like a full-on donnybrook, or brouhaha if you will?
GalacticStone
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: We shoulda let Uncle Billy finish the job.
Joined: 01.29.2013

Aug 9 @ 9:40 AM ET
Like a full-on donnybrook, or brouhaha if you will?
- Zezel



Hockey Fights page : https://www.hockeyfights.com/players/105

I saw one of his Tampa fights in person, but I don't recall which one. I think it was the Florida game, but no video of that fight exists. I don't recall seeing this Blackhawks game in the embedded video. I love the Blackhawks commentary guy getting the vapors over Cloutier daring to skate out and fight. Such pearl clutching.
Adam French
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Isn't Cooley 5"11? You know who else is 5"11? Sydney Crosby. - Scabeh
Joined: 04.06.2011

Aug 9 @ 9:45 AM ET
with your last name, do you walk around waiving a white flag all day?
- Symba007

Oui, mais c'est parce que je suis ivre et Irelandais.
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