You fool! It's the contrary. Praise him too much and some other outlet will poach him.
- jugkope

don't you have zoo animals to cage?

don't you have zoo animals to cage?
- Gramps28

No, that's Fredo, he's the lucky one working in a zoo. None will hire me.

No, that's Fredo, he's the lucky one working in a zoo. None will hire me.
- jugkope

not with that attitude they won't!

not with that attitude they won't!
- kicksave856

he doesn't sound like the most enthusiastic individual. during the interview he'd probably be like "I can't guarantee they'll still be alive but I think I can put the animals in their cages if I try hard enough".

he's doesn't sound like the most enthusiastic individual. during the interview he'd probably be like "I can't guarantee they'll still be alive but I think I can put the animals in their cages if I try hard enough".
- Pat1993

Ha, you think I even get to the interview stage.

Ha, you think I even get to the interview stage.
- jugkope

maybe you could get to the interview cage then...

maybe you could get to the interview cage then...
- Pat1993

- Gramps28

ty, ty.



*bows*

he doesn't sound like the most enthusiastic individual. during the interview he'd probably be like "I can't guarantee they'll still be alive but I think I can put the animals in their cages if I try hard enough".
- Pat1993

most days, most animals will live.

most days, most animals will live.
- kicksave856

it's a "positive" spin I guess

it's a "positive" spin I guess
- Pat1993

juggers wouldn't really let any animals die. i can tell he's an animal lover just like me.

juggers wouldn't really let any animals die. i can tell he's an animal lover just like me.
- kicksave856

for a guy who's been showing a lot of interest here in zoos and animals I'd hope this would be the case loll.

for a guy who's been showing a lot of interest here in zoos and animals I'd hope this would be the case loll
- Pat1993

i read a story last week about a guy who made himself out to be an animal lover so he could get his hands on people's dogs as soon as someone needed to rehome a dog. i don't even want to talk about what they found out was going on, but the vast majority of the dogs ended up dead in a shipping container.

this world sucks.

i read a story last week about a guy who made himself out to be an animal lover so he could get his hands on people's dogs as soon as someone needed to rehome a dog. i don't even want to talk about what they found out was going on, but the vast majority of the dogs ended up dead in a shipping container.

this world sucks.
- kicksave856

jfc... apparently even PETA representatives have mistreated and killed animals, so yeah, it's all kinds of (frank)ed up.

- Pat1993

most days, most animals will live.
- kicksave856

Look, I'm not saying that I want animals to die, but it's like a store, you have to change the products from time to time.

for a guy who's been showing a lot of interest here in zoos and animals I'd hope this would be the case loll.
- Pat1993

Well, gotta feed the carnivorans, but yeah.

i read a story last week about a guy who made himself out to be an animal lover so he could get his hands on people's dogs as soon as someone needed to rehome a dog. i don't even want to talk about what they found out was going on, but the vast majority of the dogs ended up dead in a shipping container.

this world sucks.
- kicksave856

You didn't read well enough. The man was (to the public; former colleagues said he stole their contacts, basically) a respected crocodile expert, his sanctuary even got Sir David Attenborough to visit.

- Mashadar

I'm not aware of the ties between Deep Purple, Yes, and Scranton, but sure, why the (frank) not.

I'm not aware of the ties between Deep Purple, Yes, and Scranton, but sure, why the (frank) not.
- Pat1993

Last stop on the tour....

Well, gotta feed the carnivorans, but yeah.
- jugkope

are "carnivorans" van-shaped carnivores?

Last stop on the tour....
- Mashadar

oh, noice

You didn't read well enough. The man was (to the public; former colleagues said he stole their contacts, basically) a respected crocodile expert, his sanctuary even got Sir David Attenborough to visit.
- jugkope

omg, yeah, that was it.

i swear i did read it well enough. i am just very very forgetful for some reason.

are "carnivorans" van-shaped carnivores?
- Pat1993

Carnivora (/kɑːrˈnɪvərə/ kar-NIV-ər-ə) is an order of placental mammals that have specialized in primarily eating flesh, whose members are formally referred to as carnivorans.