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Pat1993
Montreal Canadiens
Location: disguise delimit, QC
Joined: 08.28.2009

Aug 18 @ 8:10 PM ET
In swedish it's pronounced beh-ree
- mr.peanut


wut, like Pavel Beh-ree? that's how you pronounce Broberg?

that makes no sense lol.
mr.peanut
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Generational Poster, QC
Joined: 12.18.2011

Aug 18 @ 8:11 PM ET
wut, like Pavel Beh-ree? that's how you pronounce Broberg?

that makes no sense lol.

- Pat1993

Broberry


Peter forsberry
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Aug 18 @ 8:12 PM ET
Broberry


Peter forsberry

- mr.peanut

sounds delicious.
Pat1993
Montreal Canadiens
Location: disguise delimit, QC
Joined: 08.28.2009

Aug 18 @ 8:13 PM ET
the olden days chicken left your fingers greasy, sure, but not like this where the napkins actually tear and stick to your hands instead of wiping this sludge off.
- kicksave856


when the napkin almost becomes transparent because of the grease, you might as well call an ambulance right before eating and ask them if they can stay around where you live for a little while, just in case.
mr.peanut
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Generational Poster, QC
Joined: 12.18.2011

Aug 18 @ 8:13 PM ET
sounds delicious.
- kicksave856

Too bad you have a cigarette stained tongue
Pat1993
Montreal Canadiens
Location: disguise delimit, QC
Joined: 08.28.2009

Aug 18 @ 8:15 PM ET
Broberry


Peter forsberry

- mr.peanut


great, now I'm hungry for some big red strawbergs from Quebec.
deadpoulet
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Montreal
Joined: 07.01.2008

Aug 18 @ 8:15 PM ET
trade them all
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Aug 18 @ 8:16 PM ET
when the napkin almost becomes transparent because of the grease, you might as well call an ambulance right before eating and ask them if they can stay around where you live for a little while, just in case.
- Pat1993

before i eat it, i'd dial 911 and just don't hit the call button until i have to.
Pat1993
Montreal Canadiens
Location: disguise delimit, QC
Joined: 08.28.2009

Aug 18 @ 8:17 PM ET
before i eat it, i'd dial 911 and just don't hit the call button until i have to.
- kicksave856



mr.peanut
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Generational Poster, QC
Joined: 12.18.2011

Aug 18 @ 8:17 PM ET
great, now I'm hungry for some big red strawbergs from Quebec.
- Pat1993

I'll see what I can do
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Aug 18 @ 8:18 PM ET
Too bad you have a cigarette stained tongue
- mr.peanut

jesus forgave all my sins or something. everything is back to normal now. lungs, brain cells, memory, brain cells, memory, etc.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Aug 18 @ 8:18 PM ET

- Pat1993

Pat1993
Montreal Canadiens
Location: disguise delimit, QC
Joined: 08.28.2009

Aug 18 @ 8:19 PM ET
I'll see what I can do
- mr.peanut


knowing how you can sometimes interpret things differently, it's all good, thanks man.
Pat1993
Montreal Canadiens
Location: disguise delimit, QC
Joined: 08.28.2009

Aug 18 @ 8:20 PM ET
jesus forgave all my sins or something. everything is back to normal now. lungs, brain cells, memory, brain cells, memory, etc.
- kicksave856


poop? how's your poop?
mr.peanut
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Generational Poster, QC
Joined: 12.18.2011

Aug 18 @ 8:20 PM ET
jesus forgave all my sins or something. everything is back to normal now. lungs, brain cells, memory, brain cells, memory, etc.
- kicksave856



I did an Alzheimer's joke like that for one of my classes. It was a hit. I then proceeded to not recall it even very happening when the students would bring it up
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Aug 18 @ 8:22 PM ET
poop? how's your poop?
- Pat1993

excellent. ghost wipes left and right. i could just get up and walk away like a dog. great poop.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Aug 18 @ 8:22 PM ET


I did an Alzheimer's joke like that for one of my classes. It was a hit. I then proceeded to not recall it even very happening when the students would bring it up

- mr.peanut

it's super effective
mr.peanut
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Generational Poster, QC
Joined: 12.18.2011

Aug 18 @ 8:22 PM ET
excellent. ghost wipes left and right. i could just get up and walk away like a dog. great poop.
- kicksave856

Wow colostomy bag
Pat1993
Montreal Canadiens
Location: disguise delimit, QC
Joined: 08.28.2009

Aug 18 @ 8:23 PM ET


I did an Alzheimer's joke like that for one of my classes. It was a hit. I then proceeded to not recall it even very happening when the students would bring it up

- mr.peanut





adding alzheimer to the list of all the mental conditions your students think you have and/or that you actually do have is pretty sick, bro.
mr.peanut
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Generational Poster, QC
Joined: 12.18.2011

Aug 18 @ 8:23 PM ET
it's super effective
- kicksave856

"Don't know what you mean"
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Aug 18 @ 8:24 PM ET
Wow colostomy bag
- mr.peanut

no. no thank you.
Pat1993
Montreal Canadiens
Location: disguise delimit, QC
Joined: 08.28.2009

Aug 18 @ 8:24 PM ET
excellent. ghost wipes left and right. i could just get up and walk away like a dog. great poop.
- kicksave856


this post becomes even more awesome when you read it in a Trump voice
mr.peanut
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Generational Poster, QC
Joined: 12.18.2011

Aug 18 @ 8:24 PM ET
adding alzheimer to the list of all the mental conditions your students think you have and/or that you actually do have is pretty sick, bro.
- Pat1993

They could think worse things about me
mr.peanut
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Generational Poster, QC
Joined: 12.18.2011

Aug 18 @ 8:25 PM ET
no. no thank you.
- kicksave856

You're a medical marvel
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Aug 18 @ 8:25 PM ET
this post becomes even more awesome when you read it in a Trump voice
- Pat1993

it's the best poop. fantastic poop.
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