he will not stop a hockey puck
he will not have very good luck

he will not be here very long
the bench is most where sam belongs
- kicksave856

I have no clue what song that is but it sounds good.

in a panic, they started looking for other heels to run out there and help. which would have been hilarious.
- kicksave856

I have no clue what song that is but it sounds good.
- Pat1993

sam i am. you know, the way it all rhymed.

- mr.peanut

i've been having headaches at night. i think it's time to get new glasses.


i got my eye on a nice dark blue pair of ray bans.
- kicksave856

Ray bans are nice, but I don't think I could ever spend that much for a pair of sunglasses, I often lose them and then I'd be just pissed.

sam i am. you know, the way it all rhymed.
- kicksave856

Dr. Seuss?

Dr. Seuss?
- Pat1993

yes

Ray bans are nice, but I don't think I could ever spend that much for a pair of sunglasses, I often lose them and then I'd be just pissed.
- Pat1993

i usually buy the cheap frames but i'm splurging if they have these.

they're dark matte blue.


i get $130 to put towards them from my insurance plan.

yes
- kicksave856

oh, I had the movie with the autistic fella in mind

i usually buy the cheap frames but i'm splurging if they have these.

they're dark matte blue.


i get $130 to put towards them from my insurance plan.
- kicksave856

ohhh so actual seeing glasses, that'd be worth it yeah lol.

oh, I had the movie with the autistic fella in mind




- Pat1993

ohhhhh. i never saw it.

ohhh so actual seeing glasses, that'd be worth it yeah lol.
- Pat1993

it's been over a year and i think my current prescription kind of sucks cause i went to a place called "America's Best" which is a cheapo place. i'm gonna go to LensCrafters this time. it's more expensive but you can't really go wrong there.

it's been over a year and i think my current prescription kind of sucks cause i went to a place called "America's Best" which is a cheapo place. i'm gonna go to LensCrafters this time. it's more expensive but you can't really go wrong there.
- kicksave856

America's Best has the talking owl tho

ohhhhh. i never saw it.
- kicksave856

it's not bad. it doesn't portray autism very realistically but Sean Penn is still decent lol.

America's Best has the talking owl tho
- mr.peanut

how do you know that?!

you get a little microfiber towel with him on it too.

it's been over a year and i think my current prescription kind of sucks cause i went to a place called "America's Best" which is a cheapo place. i'm gonna go to LensCrafters this time. it's more expensive but you can't really go wrong there.
- kicksave856

you know that when they have to put "best" in their name it's usually cuz they suck.

how do you know that?!

you get a little microfiber towel with him on it too.
- kicksave856

Commercials

Grab me one of them owl towels

you know that when they have to put "best" in their name it's usually cuz they suck.
- Pat1993

it's where i started going because i didn't really want glasses so i figured i'd get cheap ones. also, america's best was closer to me.

but it really sucked.

i did berate the (frank) out of some dumb mother (frank)er who acted up in there once though and that was fun. i asked him to step outside and explained how the world actually works in ways he wasn't prepared for. he didn't even go back in for his appointment. he got in his car and left lol.

Commercials

Grab me one of them owl towels
- mr.peanut

it's where i started going because i didn't really want glasses so i figured i'd get cheap ones. also, america's best was closer to me.

but it really sucked.

i did berate the (frank) out of some dumb mother (frank)er who acted up in there once though and that was fun. i asked him to step outside and explained how the world actually works in ways he wasn't prepared for. he didn't even go back in for his appointment. he got in his car and left lol.
- kicksave856

wait, wut? you asked another customer if he wanted to go outside and have a fist fight..?

wait, wut? you asked another customer if he wanted to go outside and have a fist fight..?
- Pat1993

i didn't word it that way. i asked him if he'd like to finish our conversation outside.

i didn't word it that way. i asked him if he'd like to finish our conversation outside.
- kicksave856

well, we all know what that means lol....

damn, mofos better watch their mouths around kick.

well, we all know what that means lol....

damn, mofos better watch their mouths around kick.
- Pat1993

he should have just behaved.

it's been over a year and i think my current prescription kind of sucks cause i went to a place called "America's Best" which is a cheapo place. i'm gonna go to LensCrafters this time. it's more expensive but you can't really go wrong there.
- kicksave856

wanna bet?

he should have just behaved.
- kicksave856

dumb people in wheelchairs thinking they own the world, amirite??