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dmnted
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Rented to Bruce Banner ;)
Joined: 08.30.2006

Nov 12 @ 7:53 PM ET
My vagina hurts. I'm going out for a smoke.
- GalacticStone

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GalacticStone
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: We shoulda let Uncle Billy finish the job.
Joined: 01.29.2013

Nov 12 @ 7:59 PM ET
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- dmnted



No way that Chinese-made junk gets jammed in my hoo hoo. I only use the best Gwyneth Paltrow crystal holistic eggs.
dmnted
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Rented to Bruce Banner ;)
Joined: 08.30.2006

Nov 12 @ 7:59 PM ET
Did I just hear that Pierre McGuire is suing someone for using Monster phrase err something like that
GalacticStone
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: We shoulda let Uncle Billy finish the job.
Joined: 01.29.2013

Nov 12 @ 8:09 PM ET
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- dmnted

Wife : Why does your Amazon search history have sex toys in it?!?!

Dmnted : Well honey, this guy in the hockey forum,,...

Wife : Nevermind, I don't wanna know (*grabs wine*)
Whipper
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: GalacticStone made avi, AB
Joined: 07.04.2006

Nov 12 @ 8:10 PM ET
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- dmnted

Great, now that's in my algorithm LMFAO.
dmnted
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Rented to Bruce Banner ;)
Joined: 08.30.2006

Nov 12 @ 8:11 PM ET
Frank
Monkeypunk
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Whenever, wherever, ON
Joined: 06.27.2013

Nov 12 @ 8:12 PM ET

Domi has been terrible this game.
joel878
Joined: 06.13.2009

Nov 12 @ 8:13 PM ET
Domi has been terrible this game.
- Monkeypunk


Everyone not named Stolarz has been terrible this game.
gravyface
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: I wouldn't even trade [Marner] for McDavid -- UsernameUnknown
Joined: 02.19.2009

Nov 12 @ 8:13 PM ET
Is it time to turn this off? Asking for a friend.
Whipper
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: GalacticStone made avi, AB
Joined: 07.04.2006

Nov 12 @ 8:14 PM ET
Leafy
dmnted
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Rented to Bruce Banner ;)
Joined: 08.30.2006

Nov 12 @ 8:14 PM ET
Frank
- dmnted

jesus poile

boys are in this game
GalacticStone
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: We shoulda let Uncle Billy finish the job.
Joined: 01.29.2013

Nov 12 @ 8:14 PM ET
Well, this is shaping up to be a festering heap of offal.
dmnted
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Rented to Bruce Banner ;)
Joined: 08.30.2006

Nov 12 @ 8:14 PM ET
Is it time to turn this off? Asking for a friend.
- gravyface

via GIPHY

Whipper
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: GalacticStone made avi, AB
Joined: 07.04.2006

Nov 12 @ 8:15 PM ET
We're gonna get Ulmarked tonight.
Whipper
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: GalacticStone made avi, AB
Joined: 07.04.2006

Nov 12 @ 8:16 PM ET
Is it time to turn this off? Asking for a friend.
- gravyface

I'd say now it is.
joel878
Joined: 06.13.2009

Nov 12 @ 8:16 PM ET
We're gonna get Ulmarked tonight.
- Whipper


That would imply they intend to make it difficult for him.
prock
Vegas Golden Knights
Location: Bobby Ryan + 1st rounder for Clarkson, ON
Joined: 08.30.2007

Nov 12 @ 8:16 PM ET
Is it time to turn this off? Asking for a friend.
- gravyface



Honestly I think that might be our only hope for a comeback.
Whipper
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: GalacticStone made avi, AB
Joined: 07.04.2006

Nov 12 @ 8:18 PM ET
That would imply they intend to make it difficult for him.
- joel878

Wait for it...
dmnted
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Rented to Bruce Banner ;)
Joined: 08.30.2006

Nov 12 @ 8:19 PM ET
Wait for it...
- Whipper

please light some matches please
GalacticStone
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: We shoulda let Uncle Billy finish the job.
Joined: 01.29.2013

Nov 12 @ 8:20 PM ET
I had the sound turned down, but that last commercial for Petro Canada was confusing. Was that a lesbian feeding soup to an injured lesbian in a wheelchair? WTF did I just see?
prock
Vegas Golden Knights
Location: Bobby Ryan + 1st rounder for Clarkson, ON
Joined: 08.30.2007

Nov 12 @ 8:20 PM ET
I like winnipeg. Solid team. But not 15 wins 1 loss solid.

Wow they're on a roll.
DrunkenCanuck
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Check your PM, AB
Joined: 07.14.2009

Nov 12 @ 8:22 PM ET
I had the sound turned down, but that last commercial for Petro Canada was confusing. Was that a lesbian feeding soup to an injured lesbian in a wheelchair? WTF did I just see?
- GalacticStone


It was highlighting the dangers of women drivers.
joel878
Joined: 06.13.2009

Nov 12 @ 8:23 PM ET
I like winnipeg. Solid team. But not 15 wins 1 loss solid.

Wow they're on a roll.

- prock


If you really want your mind blown, just imagine, that one loss was against this same pile of poop were watching get steamrolled by the Ottawa Senators tonight...
GalacticStone
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: We shoulda let Uncle Billy finish the job.
Joined: 01.29.2013

Nov 12 @ 8:24 PM ET
It was highlighting the dangers of women drivers.
- DrunkenCanuck

Nylander does have a really big wide head and a tiny face set into the center of it.

Or, alternately, his very tiny face makes his normal sized head seem huge.
Whipper
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: GalacticStone made avi, AB
Joined: 07.04.2006

Nov 12 @ 8:25 PM ET
Guys, the game is only half over...


This could get a lot worse.
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