LOL

As an outsider, Y’all are funny.

Needed a break from work. Thought I’d get a laugh popping in here…wasn’t disappointed.

Well, guess I’ll get back at it.
Keep up the good work everyone.
- Woderwick

Which one are you?

I think your Ralph Macchio - you give off a Karate Kid vibe.

Which one are you?

I think your Ralph Macchio - you give off a Karate Kid vibe.




- Cush29

I’d snap Ralph in half. Then have my way with his corpse.

“Any head…?”


“No, he had no head.”

I’d snap Ralph in half. Then have my way with his corpse.

“Any head…?”


“No, he had no head.”
- Woderwick

he’d kick your (frank)ing face flat with that crane kick and you’d never see it coming tough guy 🤦‍♂️

he’d kick your (frank)ing face flat with that crane kick and you’d never see it coming tough guy 🤦‍♂️
- Skalapy

LOL

It’s more like a Crane Fly kick.

I’d snap Ralph in half. Then have my way with his corpse.

“Any head…?”


“No, he had no head.”
- Woderwick

he’d kick your (frank)ing face flat with that crane kick and you’d never see it coming tough guy 🤦‍♂️
- Skalapy

You were a flash of light
Across a sky of total dark
You saw their shocked and gaping jaws
Then it all returned to black
There was a brief surge of panic
Their eyes pressed tight
You brought a swarm of confusion to their bleak, but simple lives

Cognitive suicide
Insular, pathetic minds
Try to cut you off at the knees
So they won’t be left behind
If everything is bland and unambiguous
Maybe they can understand how they fit into this place
Every time they fail, they seek a victim for their spite
Some dismal need to crush someone beneath their feet
All their acrid words can’t ease their wounded hearts
Despite their claims, they have no maps
No keys to any gates

'merica - everyone should get rid of that Keeeelowmeter crap it's dumb.

Almost every other country in the world - Uh Huh ok Jethro.



- Cush29

statute is just more practical👍

all the conversions come out nice and neat without those gay ass decimals🤦🏿‍♂️

statute is just more practical👍

all the conversions come out nice and neat without those gay ass decimals🤦🏿‍♂️
- Skalapy

I just figured 'merica wouldn't want to use continue to use a system adopted from the British!

Never mind when it comes to temperature - a system invented by a German, and then adopted by the British!

Maybe one day in the good old USA the drive to the store will be 250 ball diamonds and the temperature outside will be 25 bald eagles?

I could have probalby used guns somewhere in there but I chose not to.

I heard JT Miller went into a restaurant and he ate all the food in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.
- Zezel

I heard JT Miller is sleeping with the wife of one of his teammates.



(This is a lie. I did not hear this, but I'm petty sure Wedgie will confirm it.)

Jays sign Scherzer

Jays sign Scherzer
- Santo_44

I mean, he's going to turn 41 during the season...

So Matthews the Captain for Team USA at the 4 Nations Cup.

Let the female doging and moaning from other teams fan bases begin! lol

I mean, he's going to turn 41 during the season...
- Whipper

And? Is this hockey?

Last year he was injured but when he pitched

from twitter

36.4 Chase% 99th perventile
29.2 Whiff% 77th percentile
87.9 EV against% 73rd percentile
34.9 Hardhit% 73rd percentile


Fantastic pitcher and 1 year commitment

Jays sign Scherzer
- Santo_44

That’s more 💵 than I expected

I heard JT Miller is sleeping with the wife of one of his teammates.



(This is a lie. I did not hear this, but I'm petty sure Wedgie will confirm it.)
- Aetherial

Wedgie is our HB teammates' wives insider

So Matthews the Captain for Team USA at the 4 Nations Cup.

Let the female doging and moaning from other teams fan bases begin! lol
- Cush29

Why? That’s hardly worth anyone female doging about.

Why?
- TurdFergeson

More thick neck
Less turtle neck 🐢

Why? That’s hardly worth anyone female doging about.
- TurdFergeson

I didn’t say it was with it but it’s a Leaf player so it’ll happen.

That’s more 💵 than I expected
- mr.sir

dont care about the $$ just improvements. good 3/4th pitcher, pushed yariel to the bullpen
they are still in the mix for Alonso..possibly Bregman ..prolly

1 more Bat and 1 RP if possible, then make a trade to move out the inf logjam

dont care about the $$ just improvements. good 3/4th pitcher, pushed yariel to the bullpen
they are still in the mix for Alonso..possibly Bregman ..prolly

1 more Bat and 1 RP if possible, then make a trade to move out the inf logjam
- senstroll

Oh, and sign Vladdy

Jays sign Scherzer
- Santo_44

He’s better than Scherz.

I heard JT Miller is sleeping with the wife of one of his teammates.



(This is a lie. I did not hear this, but I'm petty sure Wedgie will confirm it.)
- Aetherial

Totally true.