- Skalapy

Dude it's just a fact of nature, British Royals love dark meat

Two Canadians are sitting around in a bar bored out of their minds. One of them comes up with a bright idea, they'd try a guessing game.

So one of them thinks and thinks and nothing is coming to his mind except moosecock.

So his buddy asks him, "hey, did you think of a word yet?"

He smirks and says, "Yeah, I guess so."

"So is it edible?"

"Yeah," he laughs, "I guess you could eat it."

"Is it moosecock?"

what a (frank)ing joke 🤦‍♂️

edit: nice alliteration 👍🏿
- Skalapy

Is this funny?? To me it’s just stupid.

Rest in peace Paul Morris, one of the voices of hockey of my early fandom.

Rest in peace Paul Morris, one of the voices of hockey of my early fandom.
- Zezel

Is this funny?? To me it’s just stupid.
- TurdFergeson

you’re half right👍

the correct answer is both 👊🏿

Finally, someone without a political agenda calls it straight. Hats off young feller.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v2GLYXbUTIg
- DrunkenCanuck

QDM is a beauty

Is this funny?? To me it’s just stupid.
- TurdFergeson

It's funny because it's MOOSECOCK.

Moosecock was the nickname of legendary 1917 Montreal Maroons player Richardie McGregor. He had a penchant for storming out of the showers stark naked and flailing his flaccid member around, striking people at random with a wet SLAP sound on impact. Legend has it, it would leave a bruise.

Rest in peace Paul Morris, one of the voices of hockey of my early fandom.
- Zezel

Legend. He will always be the voice of the Leafs for me. I like when they use a recording of him on throwback games or whatever they call them.

Edit: my only knock on him is he should have said "last minute of play at Maple Leaf Gardens."

Tough but accurate
- Symba007

truth

Pure projection.
- Rare_Jewel

Nope, pretty spot on.

Maybe Matthews, Marner and nylander will pick up some useful tips from their respective powerplays that will help them when they’re back in Toronto.

Maybe Matthews, Marner and nylander will pick up some useful tips from their respective powerplays that will help them when they’re back in Toronto.
- bryant

Savvy’s jobs depends on it.

Leafs PP is just hot and cold. Since the New Years they’ve been top 5 or so things so whatever.. They just gotta keep it going.

Maybe Matthews, Marner and nylander will pick up some useful tips from their respective powerplays that will help them when they’re back in Toronto.
- bryant

Add Makar and McDavid?

Nylander has been marner this whole time!
- Fakepartofme

This would explain why Leaf fans are so intermittently angry at both of them, or . . er . . at him.

Maybe Matthews, Marner and nylander will pick up some useful tips from their respective powerplays that will help them when they’re back in Toronto.
- bryant

The best thing that can happen to benefit the Leafs is not get injured.

Matthews has got rib problems so he's priority #1 to not make that worse.

Puck Pix : Kevin on Leafs
- PuckPix

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

This would explain why Leaf fans are so intermittently angry at both of them, or . . er . . at him.
- Monkeypunk

They / Them.

Zim / Zers.

The best thing that can happen to benefit the Leafs is not get injured.

Matthews has got rib problems so he's priority #1 to not make that worse.
- Rare_Jewel

if that's really so, he should of bowed out of the tournament

if that's really so, he should of bowed out of the tournament
- dmnted

It is so and no chance he was going to do that. It's also why there is no LTIR surgery option.

Hope they sit him after this tournament for a month.

if that's really so, he should of bowed out of the tournament
- dmnted

Crosby is also hurt and still playing. I think it’s idiotic but what are you gonna do?

Legend. He will always be the voice of the Leafs for me. I like when they use a recording of him on throwback games or whatever they call them.

Edit: my only knock on him is he should have said "last minute of play at Maple Leaf Gardens."
- Whipper

Nice clear, loud, distinct voice. One of a kind.

Rest in peace.

Finally, a precise breakdown of the steel tariffs by Trudeau. About time.

https://x.com/midnightrid...tatus/1889305980552310789

Holy (frank) when did Canada's goaltending get so poop.

Couldn't we clone Brodeur or Roy 20 years ago? What the (frank).

Finally, a precise breakdown of the steel tariffs by Trudeau. About time.

https://x.com/midnightrid...tatus/1889305980552310789
- DrunkenCanuck

Just imagine the room temperature IQ folk who voted for that. Repeatedly.

Holy (frank) when did Canada's goaltending get so poop.

Couldn't we clone Brodeur or Roy 20 years ago? What the (frank).
- Zezel

They got a good one and they left him off the roster. Didn't have a French enough name to meet the DEI quota.