Russians will be back by 2028 unless they, you know, keep on invading more countries.
- Canada Cup

No worries. Putin(ontheritz) is a man of peace. Mango Mussolini said so. This game is boring me and I have heartburn. See you gents tomorrow.

America! 🇺🇸
(frank) yeah!

Nice dive.

Omg a Simpson’s gif!



(Billy/Grimey/Joel Stalin)
- Arctic_AARDVARK

Notice how not a single person acknowledged you exist? It's because not only is this not funny/stupid, but also because you're a five alarm retard. 🤷

BT
8 hits/ 2G

🏆

America! 🇺🇸
(frank) yeah!
- mr.sir

Yanks have no chance if Hakenpau plays. I’ve heard he’s a game changer

It's hilarious that people discuss Ek's rumors like they're serious things. The Seth Jones thread is (frank)ing high hilarity.

It's hilarious that people discuss Ek's rumors like they're serious things. The Seth Jones thread is (frank)ing high hilarity.
- GalacticStone

When people expect real advanced knowledge of NHL transactions for 20 dollars it's really tragicomic.

I don't know how you guys do it in that frozen wet slick poop. Driving on those roads would terrify me.

I grew up outside St. Louis as a kid, but have never driven on frozen roads as an adult.

I don't get how all life and commerce doesn't grind to a total halt when it's near-blizzard like conditions or the roads are frozen over with sheets of ice.

I drove a short distance in sleet in Tennessee back in 2002 and my bumhole was puckered up tight enough to make diamonds and I only went a short distance of about 10 miles one way.
- GalacticStone

Its simple:
Snow tires
A blindfold
Loud music

Boom, you'll eventually get to where you are going.

That would be an awful look for the NHL.
- Arctic_AARDVARK

The all star game is already an awful look for the nhl.

Notice how not a single person acknowledged you exist? It's because not only is this not funny/stupid, but also because you're a five alarm retard. 🤷
- joel878

Your parents are gone man, you can let go now.

The all star game is already an awful look for the nhl.
- Fakepartofme

ASG - Cheesy, players don’t try, boring.

NHL sanctioned tournament with a Team Russia - “Wow, this is the only league in the world that allows a country currently committing war crimes and ethnic genocide to compete under their banner.”

Not a good look.

Plus, it’s fun booing America right now.

ASG - Cheesy, players don’t try, boring.

NHL sanctioned tournament with a Team Russia - “Wow, this is the only league in the world that allows a country currently committing war crimes and ethnic genocide to compete under their banner.”

Not a good look.

Plus, it’s fun booing America right now.
- Arctic_AARDVARK

It's been fun (and appropriate) to boo America since the Reagan administration. 😆

The Bell Center is pretty awesome.
- Woderwick

Anybody ever join the Reserves?

Anybody ever join the Reserves?
- gravyface

I used to buy gas and cigarettes while driving through one many years ago.

I used to buy gas and cigarettes while driving through one many years ago.
- Symba007

I didnt watch the US game but I still booed

I used to buy gas and cigarettes while driving through one many years ago.
- Symba007

I used to buy gas and cigarettes while driving through one many years ago.
- Symba007

Thank you for allowing my family to use your lands.

Is it the trade deadline yet?

ASG - Cheesy, players don’t try, boring.

NHL sanctioned tournament with a Team Russia - “Wow, this is the only league in the world that allows a country currently committing war crimes and ethnic genocide to compete under their banner.”

Not a good look.

Plus, it’s fun booing America right now.
- Arctic_AARDVARK

NHL will only let Russia in when everyone else does.

NHL will only let Russia in when everyone else does.
- Canada Cup

The next tournament is 2028, so I'm guessing that they're rolling the dice that this situation will be resolved one way or the other. They're probably figuring on full-scale nuclear war because I don't know how they can make 8 national teams out of the NHL players. The Czechs, who are the next largest player population in the NHL not playing, I think have something like 13 NHL forwards and 5 NHL defensemen . . . roughly. Like they'd have to dig into the AHL to compliment a roster. So how bad would it be any of the other 2 nations that would make up this 8 nation tournament?

For poops and giggles, here is Team RuSSia. Maybe it's a good thing they aren't participating. They have a murderers' row in the crease.

Panarin
Kaprizov
Kucherov
Ovechkin (Captain)
Malkin
Svechnikov
Tarasenko
Buchnevich
Nicushskin
Marchenko
Michkov?

Sergachev
Orlov
Provorov
Zadorov
Gavrikov
Kulikov
Zub
Lyubushkin

Vasilevskiy, Shesterkin, Bobrovsky

The OVS are in the house and I'm short a couple forwards.

Anybody ever join the Reserves?
- gravyface

I have a sailors outfit and I'm always ready to christen your hull.