Puck Pix : Gibson on the leafs

There once was a fellow named Jewel,
Who claimed he was sharp and so cool.
He babbled on politics,
And hockey like a trick,
But his knowledge was biased and cruel.

This same dummy named Jewel,
Who thought he was clever and cool.
He'd talk without end,
Annoying imaginary friends,
Till they wished he’d just follow the rule!

Jewel was such a fool,
At the sight of orange meat he’d drool,
At least he could spell,
Only problem was - he’s an incel,
So hide the women and vans from this tool

There once was a fellow named Jewel,
Who claimed he was sharp and so cool.
He babbled on politics,
And hockey like a trick,
But his knowledge was biased and cruel.

This same dummy named Jewel,
Who thought he was clever and cool.
He'd talk without end,
Annoying imaginary friends,
Till they wished he’d just follow the rule!

Jewel was such a fool,
At the sight of orange meat he’d drool,
At least he could spell,
Only problem was - he’s an incel,
So hide the women and vans from this tool
- Big23Questions

ha

Egads…

There once was a fellow named Jewel,
Who claimed he was sharp and so cool.
He babbled on politics,
And hockey like a trick,
But his knowledge was biased and cruel.

This same dummy named Jewel,
Who thought he was clever and cool.
He'd talk without end,
Annoying imaginary friends,
Till they wished he’d just follow the rule!

Jewel was such a fool,
At the sight of orange meat he’d drool,
At least he could spell,
Only problem was - he’s an incel,
So hide the women and vans from this tool
- Big23Questions

You know how I know you live in your mom's basement?

You know how I know you live in your mom's basement?
- DuranDuran

cuz you are an expert on moms and basements?

You know how I know you live in your mom's basement?
- DuranDuran

That's like knowing grass is green.

That's like knowing grass is green.
- Rare_Jewel

well, it could be purple as well.

MMMMITCH

MMMMMMMMARNERRRRR!

MVP

🐐

Brinks truck. Beep beep.

(frank) you Billeh!

You know how I know you live in your mom's basement?
- DuranDuran

Because you're looking through what you think is his basement window wishing he or someone would be your friend?

There once was a fellow named Jewel,
Who claimed he was sharp and so cool.
He babbled on politics,
And hockey like a trick,
But his knowledge was biased and cruel.

This same dummy named Jewel,
Who thought he was clever and cool.
He'd talk without end,
Annoying imaginary friends,
Till they wished he’d just follow the rule!

Jewel was such a fool,
At the sight of orange meat he’d drool,
At least he could spell,
Only problem was - he’s an incel,
So hide the women and vans from this tool
- Big23Questions

Well this thread is starting out well...

MMMMITCH

MMMMMMMMARNERRRRR!

MVP

🐐

Brinks truck. Beep beep.

(frank) you Billeh!
- Arctic_AARDVARK

Was this you this whole time?

Well this thread is starting out well...
- Atomic Wedgie

at least things are probably only going to get worse

Talking about politics in a hockey forum is the gayest thing outside gargling balls.

If marner does well in the playoffs, sign him 8 years x $13m per...limited no move/trade clause

If he doesnt, 5 years x $12m per or he can walk

Well this thread is starting out well...
- Atomic Wedgie

Marner vs rant contract comparison

https://www.sportsnet.ca/...antanen-in-contract-year/

If marner does well in the playoffs, sign him 8 years x $13m per...limited no move/trade clause

If he doesnt, 5 years x $12m per or he can walk
- Fakepartofme

if he does well win the playoffs he will want 15

Well this thread is starting out well...
- Atomic Wedgie

Once again…egads.

Talking about politics in a hockey forum is the gayest thing outside gargling balls.


- GalacticStone

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

If marner does well in the playoffs, sign him 8 years x $13m per...limited no move/trade clause

If he doesnt, 5 years x $12m per or he can walk
- Fakepartofme

if he is just just ok, collects come points here and there but does not lead to generate much except for a secondary assist on the PP here and there? 8yrs x 13.1m, just below the AVV of Ron Jeremy.

Marner has better stats than Ron this year

if he does well win the playoffs he will want 15
- senstroll

If he leads the team to a cup...pay him 15m per

But he wont.

He needs to dominate a couple of games in each of the 3 series they play in.

if he is just just ok, collects come points here and there but does not lead to generate much except for a secondary assist on the PP here and there? 8yrs x 13.1m, just below the AVV of Ron Jeremy.

Marner has better stats than Ron this year
- Symba007

No he needs to dominate games in each series